Difference between revisions of "Officer Nasty"

From CWCki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Line 1: Line 1:
{{Honest}}
<div style="position:absolute; left:0px; top:0px; right:0px; bottom:0px; width:100%; height:100%; z-index:16; color:#FFFFFF; background-color:#000000; font-family:monospace; font-size:40pt">
<big><big>Recent changes disabled</big></big>


{{taxpayermoney}}
As you may know, YOU have been giving this faggot attention he doesn't need. We are about to fix this, but in order to ensure you pay for making this fat ass popular, I am going to open fire on your wiki.


----
''Pickbothmanlol, the banned user of Wikipedia.''


[[Image:Officer Nasty.jpg|thumb|Chris violently [[Chris and Sex|molesting]] a [[Jerkop|police officer.]] Oh, the humanity.]]
</div>
 
'''Officer Nasty''' is [[Chris]]'s only sexual partner to date (bar that [[anime]] [[Kimmi|slut]] he was banging in [[For Julie's Eyes Only|this video]], the fucking cheating BASTARD!!!) and the only [[Jerkop]] that he trusts.
 
Though the only time she went down on him was when she got a puncture. ''(ba dum, tisch!!!)''
 
According to Chris, Officer Nasty ''did'' suffer a 'serious internal injury' and went down in the line of duty. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the 'Officer Nasty' dolls already" (a claim borne out by [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|records of his orders]] from the Adam & Eve website).
 
Note that the pictures were not taken in CWC's [[room]], but his family's filthy kitchen. Yes, he actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.
 
{{quote|Ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury|Chris on Officer Nasty, the closest thing to a woman he'll ever know the touch of<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#12 November]]</ref>}}
 
==Sauces==
<references/>
 
==See also==
*[[Julie]]
*[[Kimmi]]
*[[Sex toys]]
 
{{Sweethearts}}
{{stub}}
 
[[Category:Sweethearts]]
[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]

Revision as of 11:24, 14 August 2010

Recent changes disabled

As you may know, YOU have been giving this faggot attention he doesn't need. We are about to fix this, but in order to ensure you pay for making this fat ass popular, I am going to open fire on your wiki.

Pickbothmanlol, the banned user of Wikipedia.

Retrieved from "http://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Officer_Nasty&oldid=108864"