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I emailed him a few times, but only got [[mailbag 15#GALL|one real reply]]. I explained who the 'Pervert Park Pervert' is, basically an autistic guy in my city who used to go around a city park in summer of 2009, alone at night, trying to pay random women to have sex with him. I explained that this was Canada's version of him, and then I went on to call him a low-funtioning autistic, much to his anger. I also told him that in the art community, his art style is refered to as naive, but I don't think he read that far. | I emailed him a few times, but only got [[mailbag 15#GALL|one real reply]]. I explained who the 'Pervert Park Pervert' is, basically an autistic guy in my city who used to go around a city park in summer of 2009, alone at night, trying to pay random women to have sex with him. I explained that this was Canada's version of him, and then I went on to call him a low-funtioning autistic, much to his anger. I also told him that in the art community, his art style is refered to as naive, but I don't think he read that far. | ||
===Welcome to Hell=== | |||
I discovered Chris sometime around the time he revealed that he recycles his semen, and then was slowly drawn into the black hole of fail that is Sonichu. Eventually my frozen Canadian soul was ignited into a fury that knows no bounds and which remains the sole source of warmth in my igloo. From my secret base on Ellesmere Island, I have observed the Chris Chan phenomenon on a computer powered by a husky on a treadmill, and one day I will have enough of Santa's jewgold to block all the entrances of the Chandler house with Hex-Bawkses, trapping them in their filth where they will be consumed by the [[Chandler Cats]]. | |||
===ALL GLORY TO THE MOTHERLAND=== | |||
Hells yeah Canuckistan is cold in the winter. | |||
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Canuckfag: This user hails from the Great White North and has milk in bags. Cet utilisateur est originaire du Grand Nord Blanc et prend du lait dans des sacs. |
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Atheist This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear. |
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Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics. |
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Asexual This user is asexual. They don't want or need to be "cured", thank you very much. |
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Operation Mailbag This user contributed to the Mailbag and had their e-mail answered by Chris. |
I emailed him a few times, but only got one real reply. I explained who the 'Pervert Park Pervert' is, basically an autistic guy in my city who used to go around a city park in summer of 2009, alone at night, trying to pay random women to have sex with him. I explained that this was Canada's version of him, and then I went on to call him a low-funtioning autistic, much to his anger. I also told him that in the art community, his art style is refered to as naive, but I don't think he read that far.
Welcome to Hell
I discovered Chris sometime around the time he revealed that he recycles his semen, and then was slowly drawn into the black hole of fail that is Sonichu. Eventually my frozen Canadian soul was ignited into a fury that knows no bounds and which remains the sole source of warmth in my igloo. From my secret base on Ellesmere Island, I have observed the Chris Chan phenomenon on a computer powered by a husky on a treadmill, and one day I will have enough of Santa's jewgold to block all the entrances of the Chandler house with Hex-Bawkses, trapping them in their filth where they will be consumed by the Chandler Cats.
ALL GLORY TO THE MOTHERLAND
Hells yeah Canuckistan is cold in the winter.