Andrew Simmons chat

On 9/19/2010, Clyde Cash leaked an instant messenger conversation between Chris and an as-of-yet unknown party known as Andrew Simmons.

Transcript

Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:02:39 PM): hi
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:02:45 PM): Hey
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:02:49 PM): How are you doing?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:02:56 PM): Where's Bob?
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:02:58 PM): I'm okay.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:03:03 PM): I have not heard from him.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:03:11 PM): Oh
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:03:23 PM): I really miss him, tell him to come home
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:03:27 PM): I won't beat him up
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:03:30 PM): not too badly anyway
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:03:38 PM): okay, I'll pass that on.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:03:43 PM): yay
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:03:58 PM): anything else on your mind at the moment?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:04:08 PM): yeah bob is a faggot imho
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:04:23 PM): OTHER than Bob?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:04:47 PM): hmm
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:05:02 PM): not really
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:05:06 PM): i can't think of anything
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:05:14 PM): I see.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:05:28 PM): you know that girl blanca, when you meet her are you gonna do it?
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:05:42 PM): not right away.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:05:45 PM): let me tell you, the first time is always kinda akward, no where near like what you imagined in that one leaked mp3
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:05:59 PM): just hope you can get it up at least hahahahah
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:06:15 PM): lol
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:06:50 PM): ugh, that damn thing is burned onto my brain. you're one sick fuck, but bob is the one I'm after not you. although I don't really like you much either
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:06:58 PM): but seriously man what the fuck
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:07:38 PM): anyway forget it i dont wanna know
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:07:38 PM): I would have thought you'd understand, since you get your cock sucked on EVERY NIGHT by women.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:07:48 PM): yeah that's true
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:08:17 PM): so, why are you offended by my fantasy between me, the man, and Blanca, the woman, ALONE in a Hotel Room.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:08:18 PM): ?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:08:40 PM): cuz I'm a guy. and you are referring to the listener as the one you're doing
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:08:46 PM): i'm not the only one disgusted at that shit
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:09:03 PM): The original Listener WAS the Woman.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:09:28 PM): whatever i don't want to argue semantics
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:09:40 PM): okay, bro.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:10:13 PM): you should smoke weed, maybe ease some of that stress you say you have
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:10:18 PM): weed is good shit man
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:10:23 PM): I do not use drugs.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:10:28 PM): weed isn't a drug
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:10:31 PM): it's natural
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:10:31 PM): yes it is.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:10:35 PM): a drug.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:10:43 PM): the government is just being jerkops restricting that shit
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:10:48 PM): herb never killed anyone
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:11:04 PM): it's killed a LOT MORE people than you think.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:11:08 PM): Live WITH THE TRUTH
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:11:12 PM): oh really?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:11:12 PM): who?
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:11:32 PM): go to truth.com, and you'll find out. "Live Above the Influence."
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:11:42 PM): that's a thinktank. i want facts
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:11:52 PM): those ARE facts.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:12:06 PM): and Medical Records and Research will tell you the SAME THING.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:12:19 PM): negative. it's a thinktank, an organization built to further a polticial agenda
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:12:28 PM): even by supressing the facts in the process
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:12:43 PM): well, I am still in agreement with the "thinktank"
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:13:03 PM): but your opinion is yours alone.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:13:04 PM): then you're nothing but a tool. if you let misinformation form your beleifs then what are you?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:13:19 PM): i'd rather have my own opinions than be controlled by the masses
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:13:19 PM): I have read the same thing from text books as well.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:13:59 PM): are you happy being a puppet of someone else's political agenda?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:14:13 PM): talk to me when you have your own beleifs not someone elses
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:15:09 PM): I see.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:15:17 PM): You know why they don't have dating education classes in schools? You don't understand what sex education is. Sex education was a program enacted by the government to prevent people from having sex, I'm talking about teens.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:15:26 PM): What would a dating education program be? Stop people from dating?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:15:30 PM): There'd be no point
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:15:55 PM): at least none that fits with anything that politics would involve itself in
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:16:17 PM): let me ask you, if I was to come to your neighborhood, and ask around, would your neighbors tell me the same about you that you have informed me of, that you are "da man of da hood?"
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:16:35 PM): you'd have to be able to talk to girls and ask them
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:16:45 PM): and that your kitchen every night would be classified as "La Cocina en la Casa de Casanova?"
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:16:48 PM): you can't though so it's pointless
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:17:02 PM): yeah it is
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:17:19 PM): I can talk to women if I am on Neutral terms, and only wish to be informed.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:17:33 PM): I mean strangers, Chris
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:17:39 PM): Strangers too.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:17:47 PM): even an extrovert like me would feel akward asking about some guys sex life
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:17:57 PM): i couldn't imagine an introvert like you doing so
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:19:30 PM): I see. Well, Andrew, I am feeling like I am being labled by an individual who only looks at people from a high point of view, yet the person is not as high up as perceived. do you feel like that person?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:19:45 PM): No
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:20:19 PM): how would describe yourself that you feel best describes you?
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:20:26 PM): as an individual.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:20:30 PM): Chris, one thing I've always been dying to tell you. When girls say they have a boyfriend, they are lying.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:20:45 PM): They do that to people who they don't want to date, because saying no is too hard to do.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:21:28 PM): You've gotta improve your appearence, lose that fat stomach and chest of yours, stop bringing up things that people see as children's hobbies, leave the medallion at home.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:21:37 PM): Then girls will say that they don't have boyfriends
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:22:12 PM): I see. have you been rejected by women in the same manner, being Lied to by that possible fact?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:22:17 PM): Even if they do have one, your apperance can make them change their mind
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:22:27 PM): Yes
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:22:37 PM): I wasn't always as cool as I am now
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:22:41 PM): I used to be a nerd too
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:22:51 PM): I only bully Bob because I want him to toughen up
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:22:53 PM): become a man
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:23:28 PM): I see, and how do you feel best describes how a man should be, from your humble opinion?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:24:07 PM): Someone who isn't afraid of going out there and doing whatever he feels like doing, not being restrained by feeling self concious about yourself or wondering if other people will agree with you, etc.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:24:32 PM): You gotta have balls. If you act like a little pussy, you won't get any pussy
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:25:03 PM): and what if women were offended by such loose restraints?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:25:08 PM): They're not
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:25:23 PM): Trust me, I used to think that too. They aren't/
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:25:34 PM): In fact, women are worse
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:25:49 PM): There is no such thing as a virgin girl after the age of 12 anymore, man. Everyone is doing it
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:26:03 PM): people having sex left and right these days. it's a new world out there
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:27:02 PM): you can't be stuck up on petty outdated morality in this new century we live in.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:27:46 PM): I see. how old were you when you did it with a woman for the first time ever, and how did you feel before that date?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:28:23 PM): 17. but i've heard people who've done it earlier than that. i mean, i feel bad for you being 26.. you're gonna get all the leftovers
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:28:31 PM): how I felt...
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:28:33 PM): i don't know
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:28:37 PM): i never really gave it much thought
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:28:46 PM): it just sort of happened
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:29:28 PM): okay, that's good; let's get in touch with that feeling. did you feel left out as well? socially flushed? normal? or somewhat good?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:30:29 PM): yeah, I used to feel left out. i was kinda overweight. I used to like anime and other really lame shit. But I stopped watching those kids cartoons, I started working out and before I knew it, I was able to get a girl's attention
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:30:41 PM): and from there I just became who I am
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:31:36 PM): that's good. at what age, approximately, did you start to feel more grown up and started working out and all that?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:31:53 PM): I used to like the same Sonic cartoon you did, Pokemon too. But my mind matured and I started liking things that you'd probably find boring
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:31:54 PM): hmm
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:32:05 PM): i dunno it was sort of a gradual thing
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:32:22 PM): it didnt really start at one age, but after the age of 18 i had grown out of all the stuff I liked before
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:32:25 PM): i mean
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:32:34 PM): anything that wouldn't be appropriate for my age of coarse
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:32:51 PM): but that really happened by the time I was around 15 or 16
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:33:04 PM): good.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:34:09 PM): tell me, did you anything in addition to working out, such as weight-loss medication, yoga, or whatever else was avilable for you to take or do at the time?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:34:26 PM): There is no pill to take that will make you fit. That's all BS
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:34:36 PM): yes.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:34:36 PM): Getting fit takes a lot of hard work and dedication
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:34:44 PM): There is no "magic cure"
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:34:48 PM): I agree.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:35:09 PM): You have to change the way you eat, the way you think, and overall become something better than what you once were.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:35:16 PM): It's not easy, but it's worth it
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:35:46 PM): that's good. what of your eating habits did you change; how much less did you eat?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:36:48 PM): Well, you know stop eating things like pizza, fast food, processed food. I mean, you can look this kinda thing up in any health website really
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:37:01 PM): okay.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:37:02 PM): I'd suggest talking to someone who can help you with this better than I can
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:37:08 PM): like a personal trainer or something
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:37:21 PM): did you have a personal trainer or someone to talk to then?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:37:49 PM): no, I kind of had to do things trail and error. but I wouldn't recommend that
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:37:54 PM): *trial
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:37:58 PM): I agree.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:38:29 PM): tell me about your parents, or how would you feel that you were raised?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:38:42 PM): i'd rather not, sorry
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:38:48 PM): that's okay.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:39:05 PM): do you feel uncomfortable talking about that?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:39:14 PM): yeah
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:39:21 PM): that's a bit too personal man
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:39:28 PM): I understand.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:39:46 PM): I mean I don't talk about your parents
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:39:56 PM): those ED guys aren't right doing so either
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:40:06 PM): what infuences in your life do you feel led up to who you are?
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:40:08 PM): I agree.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:40:28 PM): i dunno
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:40:32 PM): what do you mean?
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:40:50 PM): like your favorite toy, most favorite show, your childhood hero, etc.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:41:45 PM): Oh, I don't play with toys anymore. But I used to like all the stuff back then. I can't even name it all. The stuff from the 80's like Voltron, Transformers, etc. and even later on Pokemon. But I grew out of all that
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:41:53 PM): There's too much to name from back then
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:42:00 PM): I used to watch all that stuff though
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:42:18 PM): that's okay; if you can name only ONE, which would be your top choice?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:42:43 PM): Battle of the Planets, but honestly the Japanese version Gatchaman is better
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:43:11 PM): ah, so you were very interested in outer space adventures; lots of action.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:43:52 PM): i guess s
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:43:53 PM): *so
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:44:02 PM): what intrested you the most from Gatchaman?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:44:34 PM): I don't know. Anime back then was kind of a rare thing, but it always seemed to be unique and really stood out from the crowd. Like Speed Racer or Voltron even
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:44:42 PM): You'd never expect to see it here in the states
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:44:45 PM): I agree.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:45:16 PM): did you ever want to be a space person or warrior?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:45:22 PM): Now it's all over the place
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:45:26 PM): nah
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:45:57 PM): Piloting a giant mech or something would be bad ass though.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:46:10 PM): ah, like a Mobile Suit Gundam.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:46:14 PM): yeah
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:46:26 PM): i was more of a fan of "robotech" (macross) myself though
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:46:52 PM): so you were more interested in giant, pilotable robots?
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:46:58 PM): that's neat.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:47:15 PM): yeah, war would be a lot more interesting if giant robots were involved
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:47:25 PM): everything would be a lot more interesting with giant fucking robots
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:47:42 PM): going to work in a mech would be kinda bad ass
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:48:21 PM): have you considered a possible carrer in mechanics, where you may work with cars, or possibly being able to design and build the giant robots?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:48:41 PM): no, that stuff is way out of my league
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:48:44 PM): i'm no good at math
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:49:02 PM): it is true that math is a small, but important factor.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:49:03 PM): you need to be a genius to get into robotics
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:49:14 PM): not many people are cut out for that
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:49:20 PM): so you do not feel that you are a geinus?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:49:27 PM): i'm just an average guy
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:49:47 PM): that's cool. did you know that even average men can become soo great.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:49:48 PM): ?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:50:08 PM): yeah, but even then they're just average people
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:50:19 PM): as long as you enjoy what you're doing what does it matter?
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:50:27 PM): I agree.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:51:08 PM): and what do or did you enjoy doing the most of everything that you did?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:51:16 PM): yeah
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:51:40 PM): i enjoy every moment of my life. i don't worry about things like the past or future too much
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:51:56 PM): you only get one life, why waste it?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:52:09 PM): i mean worrying about frivolus things
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:52:14 PM): that's a good method; living for the moment.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:53:13 PM): listen chris, you gotta be a man and take control of life, or life will control you
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:53:21 PM): I agree.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:53:37 PM): being a 26 year old virgin is not the way to go
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:53:44 PM): I hear you.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:54:50 PM): so you feel like you have total control of your life; how is that working for you; I'm sure you must have had some temptations towards veering off?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:54:52 PM): I hope Bob will understand what I have done for him someday
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:55:05 PM): Even if the way I did it was not really the right way
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:55:24 PM): but nevertheless I've tried
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:55:29 PM): hmm
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:55:35 PM): Yeah, I guess so
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:55:43 PM): It's working fine for me
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:55:50 PM): good.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:55:58 PM): What temptations?
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:56:34 PM): that depends on your point of view; like for example, the scent of a freshly baked chocolate cake while you were lifting weights.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:56:58 PM): Yeah, that was torture. But so is the thought of knowing you'd never get laid.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:57:08 PM): I thought more about the latter and overcame the former
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:57:28 PM): well-worthy of being praised.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:58:26 PM): I'm not crazy. Bob might think I'm a raging lunatic, but I've tried to help him for so long and nothing works. The guy is still a walking pussy deflector
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:58:37 PM): I can't help but feel kinda raged at him
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 10:58:43 PM): and wanting to tell him to be a man
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 10:59:32 PM): I see, and Bob's appearance and methods offend you in some way to ensue your rage; what specifically about Bob triggers your anger emotions?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:00:03 PM): He's all feminine he's a fucking pussy, I mean look at the guy, no confidence at all. He's never gonna get anywhere being all quiet and to himself like that
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:00:19 PM): He watches Sailor Moon for gods sake
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:00:28 PM): thats a cartoon made for japanese females
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:01:26 PM): so, it is simply the fact that Bob prefers things that females like, such as Sailor Moon, over things that boys prefer, such as Mobile Suit Gundam.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:01:58 PM): I don't watch cartoons anymore
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:02:14 PM): I understand; I am only providing examples.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:03:16 PM): Hmm... a better example I guess would be MMA or boxing
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:03:22 PM): maybe football
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:03:34 PM): I mean, stuff that guys are into
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:03:59 PM): let me go off-topic for a bit, which type of woman do you feel that you would enjoy better: a woman who was raised on Feminine things like Sailor Moon and makeup and all that, or a woman who acts manly, and was raised on MMA or boxing?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:04:40 PM): I guess the former. A girl who watches manly stuff would be kinda akward. But really, there's more options than that.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:04:50 PM): I agree.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:05:24 PM): you know what MMA is right? UFC, the martial arts competitions
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:05:33 PM): so, you feel uncomfortable of those of a specific gender that more enjoys the opposite things.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:05:45 PM): I understand the fighting initials.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:06:23 PM): well it's more like this. Bob's my family, I gotta look out for him
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:06:29 PM): and right now he's not gonna get anywhere
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:06:35 PM): at least in terms of girls, etc.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:06:49 PM): so, you feel like an older brother to Bob, more than just a cousin?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:07:01 PM): A cousin is pretty much the same thing I'd assume
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:07:22 PM): well, I would not know; I'm not that close to my cousins.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:07:37 PM): Family is family to me. But if you're not close to your family, then I understand.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:07:47 PM): I guess I'm not really that close with Andrew either though
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:07:48 PM): Family is family to me as well.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:07:59 PM): At least, how he sees me
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:08:16 PM): I hear you.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:09:20 PM): do you feel like possibly your source of anger may derive from how much you may want to be more of an older brother to Robert, instead of possibly a distant cousin?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:09:34 PM): No, I said it's the same thing
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:09:53 PM): he's family to me, why would anything be different?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:10:31 PM): My anger is at how much he just fails at life
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:10:42 PM): despite attempts to help him out
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:10:51 PM): I'd say nothing would be different, but take a guess on how Bob may feel; what else do you do for him that you feel may portray you more as a brother?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:11:14 PM): I don't know man
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:11:32 PM): But it pains me to see him go to waste, become nothing but a little sissy
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:11:36 PM): who will never get laid
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:12:14 PM): He comes from a good family, the Simmons aren't losers
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:12:21 PM): He needs to live up to that.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:12:24 PM): I see. tell me, from your point of view, how do you feel a brother would help his little brother?
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:12:40 PM): aside from teasings and violence?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:12:54 PM): I don't know, I guess it would be the same. I mean, that's what brothers do right? I already feel like his brother
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:13:02 PM): that's good.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:13:10 PM): I guess maybe I'm overstepping my role, I guess you're saying
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:13:20 PM): no, no; you are okay.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:13:23 PM): I don't feel that way though.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:13:24 PM): Yeah
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:13:25 PM): ok
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:14:15 PM): if I may offer my humble opinion, and I have watched a LOT of shows on the topic, a brother helps a brother by defending him from tougher opponents, thus builing up his courage from example.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:14:45 PM): But man, the Simmons are warriors dude. I'm talking about guys who fought in WWII. There is no reason for him to be such a little sissy like this
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:14:49 PM): hmm
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:14:57 PM): yeah I think I've seen shows like that
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:14:58 PM): I am not putting down the family name.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:15:03 PM): you're not
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:15:06 PM): i just went off topic
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:15:12 PM): that's okay.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:15:58 PM): ok ok back to what you were saying
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:16:00 PM): uhh
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:16:24 PM): so, from my example, if a brother wants to help hook up his brother with a girlfriend, or a laid-night if I may say, what is the best way to lead the younger brother?
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:16:39 PM): from example, so what do you think the older brother should do?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:16:43 PM): that's the problem. i don't know
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:16:52 PM): that's probably why I just end up making him feel bad
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:17:01 PM): or doing things he finds abusive
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:19:02 PM): from my perspective, I would think that the older brother would go to the mall, for example, with the yonger brother, point out the choice women, good women, and the wrong women in the crowds, to better his viewpoint on which ones to approach. Then, provide an example; the older brother asks a few women out, with the younger brother watching and listening; paying attention to all the details the older is setting from his example.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:19:20 PM): then the younger would follow and fend for himself.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:19:27 PM): from example.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:20:09 PM): doesn't that sound like a good method to you?
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:20:53 PM): as long as the older isn't as rough in his teachings, the younger is more likely to follow from better example.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:21:54 PM): sorry i was on the phone, reading what you wrote now
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:22:24 PM): Yeah, but Bob is kinda shy though. He doesn't even want to go with me
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:22:44 PM): He even fights with me about it
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:23:10 PM): well, as a responsible brother, how do you feel is the best way of winning back his confidence in you, so he'll go to the mall with you?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:23:24 PM): It's not that. He's scared of going to the mall and talking to girls.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:23:42 PM): Really scared. He just doesn't want to do it
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:23:54 PM): I think he might be gay
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:24:08 PM): well, the best way to help a frightened young is to offer positive influence.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:24:28 PM): Well, yeah I've tried but it doesn't work
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:24:35 PM): that's why it just ends up being abusive in the end
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:25:12 PM): Because he is a stubborn bastard who even fights with me to not to the mall or wherever. I've been nice to him as much as I can
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:25:57 PM): Why is he friends with you anyway? I've always wondered if he was a closet case
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:26:00 PM): you know, gay
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:26:02 PM): be kind to him; open up how you feel about him, and inform him on how you'd like to help. and if he still refuses, then you may take a step up; extend your hand, like a kind soul offering to help a homeless person, in full support.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:26:18 PM): if you guide him in the right light, you can keep him straight.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:26:25 PM): Yeah
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:26:28 PM): That's true
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:26:44 PM): But if he refuses and fights with me then I can't do much about it
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:27:31 PM): that's okay; just be good to him, and he'll open up and go with you; it's a matter of building up his confidence from good example.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:27:53 PM): I wasn't always the mean abusive cousin of his, he really made me like this with his stubbornness
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:28:00 PM): I mean I can try
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:28:04 PM): but he just runs away from me
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:28:11 PM): and treats me like I'm some sort of evil guy
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:28:28 PM): and I mean, when someone treats you like that, you can't really be much else other than that
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:28:38 PM): that's all you can do; just try; be good to him as much as possible, but not too much.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:28:42 PM): kinda like how ED treats you like a bad person. Try convincing them that you're good
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:29:00 PM): I understand you there.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:29:16 PM): Also I'm not a part of ED, he is lying about that
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:29:19 PM): after talking to me, how do you feel about me?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:29:36 PM): I dunno, you seem like a pretty decent guy
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:29:43 PM): I don't agree with how you've spent your life though
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:29:47 PM): for the past 26 years
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:30:02 PM): I mean being a virgin and all
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:30:29 PM): and the things with ED could have easily been avoided
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:30:41 PM): well past may matter to some, but it's the ending result that counts; I am a decent guy; it just takes time for people to see that.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:31:29 PM): so, what good things can you do for Bob that can help build his confidence in himself and you?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:31:34 PM): Yes, but your reputation is ruined now. It's going to be hard to live a normal life. You've gotta become someone better than who you are to the point where the article doesn't even seem to apply to you anymore
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:31:41 PM): to the point where it all seems made up
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:32:03 PM): and so I am ignoring their words, for the better.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:32:30 PM): That's not good enough though. I just saw you on a news site, I mean, your public opinion as a whole is pretty fucked
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:32:57 PM): let me find the link
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:33:32 PM): damn ED's results have clogged up Google now
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:33:41 PM): and other people linking to ti
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:33:43 PM): *it
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:34:17 PM): found it
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:34:18 PM): http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/61fps/archive/2008/09/19/wtfriday-the-adventures-of-sonichu.aspx
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:34:36 PM): anyway you get the idea
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:35:17 PM): But, I think you could get through this over time though
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:35:39 PM): well, that is their opinion, and I take that with a grain of salt and move on with my life.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:35:45 PM): alright
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:35:58 PM): so, let's go back to helping Bob.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:36:11 PM): yeah i agree
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:36:34 PM): what can you think of doing that you feel can help build up his confidence in you and in himself?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:36:44 PM): i don't know
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:37:06 PM): well, you can offer to fix him dinner one night.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:37:16 PM): he won't eat it
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:37:23 PM): he'll say it's poisoned
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:37:40 PM): or something like that. the guy is really stubborn like that
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:37:52 PM): well, you don't have to tell him that you made it until after he's eaten and enjoyed it.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:38:03 PM): if I tell him at all, he'd be pissed
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:38:14 PM): he'd try to start hitting me or something
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:38:17 PM): really
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:38:36 PM): although he knows not to fuck with me but when he's mad he doesn't care
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:38:45 PM): well, what if he truly enjoyed the meal and thought it was really delicious and good?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:39:06 PM): I can't cook anyway
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:39:15 PM): okay, I did not know that.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:39:15 PM): I'm not his wife
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:39:21 PM): that's fine.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:39:47 PM): we have talked about opening yourself up to him honestly with your feelings.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:39:58 PM): talking about them.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:40:30 PM): whatever I don't really care anymore
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:41:34 PM): i mean, fuck it. you know what I mean
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:41:35 PM): well, we don't have to strain our brains right away; you may take your time; think about it, ask yourself "What can I do for Bob to make his day better and build up his confidence?"
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:41:44 PM): let him die sad and alone
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:41:47 PM): write up a list of things you can do for him.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:41:59 PM): what the hell can I do about it?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:42:07 PM): i mean look, has anyone been able to help you?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:42:09 PM): no
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:42:54 PM): look, you are only denying yourself; you CAN help Bob, just have more confidence in yourself being able to help him.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:43:22 PM): Ask yourself what you can do for him.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:43:27 PM): make the list.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:43:35 PM): and help him.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:43:37 PM): let him live his own life, I can only do so much. He has to be able to help himself
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:43:57 PM): I'm not his babysitter
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:44:15 PM): he CAN help himself, if he is taught how to help himself from example.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:44:25 PM): I'm not calling you his babysitter.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:44:29 PM): I'm not a good example
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:44:45 PM): Tell him to find someone who can help him out, like you maybe. But then again, maybe you're not a good example either
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:45:02 PM): why do you feel that you are not a good example?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:46:01 PM): I dunno, I mean the guy is fine the way he is right? What will he learn from me, to bang chicks and do things he finds objectionable?
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:46:10 PM): You said drugs were bad for example
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:46:14 PM): would you want him following me
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:46:23 PM): smoking weed
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:46:54 PM): okay, that's a good reason, but what if you gave it up, or only do it when NOT around Bob.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:46:55 PM): ?
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:48:03 PM): Bob can help you in return for you helping him; he leads you better by example of NOT smoking weed, and you lead him by example of how to talk to women.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:48:37 PM): hmmm
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:48:45 PM): why should I?
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:48:46 PM): You've said it yourself that you had control of your life, now you can better yourself to truly become a better man.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:49:07 PM): Give me a reason that's not from a thinktank
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:49:09 PM): Bob is your Little Brother; Be a Good Big Brother to him.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:49:16 PM): Weed isn't bad though
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:49:24 PM): He may think it is
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:49:26 PM): but it's not
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:50:01 PM): still, keep the thought that you would like to be his Big Brother; let That Thought be your alternative to weed.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:50:35 PM): no it shouldn't
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:50:36 PM): people can become better from other people.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:51:14 PM): If not for any other reason, Be a Good Brother, for Rober Simmons V.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:51:25 PM): Robert
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:52:09 PM): Just repeat to yourself, "I am
Andrew Simmons; a Big Brother to Robert Simmons."
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:52:29 PM): I'm his cousin
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:52:46 PM): I mean metaphorically.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:53:08 PM): Forget the word "cousin" for now; just repeat the phrase to yourself over and over.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:53:21 PM): "I am
Andrew Simmons, a Big Brother to Rober Simmons."
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:53:55 PM): there ARE people who volunteer to be a Big Brother to a younger child.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:54:33 PM): sorry
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:54:34 PM): can't do it
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:55:03 PM): are you sure that you "Can't", or that you "Won't"?
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:55:26 PM): it is not what you CAN'T do; it is the FACT THAT YOU CAN.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:55:31 PM): YOU CAN.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:55:48 PM): nah
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:55:59 PM): YOU CAN.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:56:26 PM): YOU ARE CAPABLE.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:56:30 PM): YOU ARE NEEDED.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:56:36 PM): BOB NEEDS YOU.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:56:39 PM): YOU CAN.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:56:56 PM): hmm
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:56:58 PM): I can?
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:57:13 PM): YOU CAN.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:57:32 PM): Really?
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:57:39 PM): Yes, YOU CAN.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:57:40 PM): Really?
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:57:49 PM): YES, and ONLY YOU CAN.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:57:51 PM): ...really?
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:57:55 PM): YOU CAN.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:57:59 PM): Are you sure about that?
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:58:08 PM): I AM POSITIVE. YOU CAN.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:58:19 PM): I'm not feeling you man. I don't think I can
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:58:33 PM): Stay with me. YOU CAN.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:58:37 PM): YOU CAN.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:58:40 PM): YOU CAN.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:58:46 PM): U
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:58:47 PM): er
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:58:48 PM): I
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:58:50 PM): I can
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:58:51 PM): 't
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:58:53 PM): I CAN'T
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:59:00 PM): NO, YOU CAN.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:59:14 PM): YOU CAN.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:59:14 PM): Really?
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:59:18 PM): YOU CAN.
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:59:23 PM): AND YOU WILL.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:59:24 PM): Really?
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:59:29 PM): YOU CAN>
Christian Chandler (10/15/2008 11:59:45 PM): YOU CAN.
Andrew Simmons (10/15/2008 11:59:58 PM): hmm
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:00:00 AM): k
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:00:13 AM): good, say it with me, YOU CAN.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:00:26 AM): YOU CAN
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:00:41 AM): lol. no, say it with me, I CAN
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:00:52 AM): YOU CAN
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:01:28 AM): lol again. YOU CAN.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:01:35 AM): YOU CAN
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:02:01 AM):
Andrew Simmons CAN.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:02:07 AM): no he can't
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:02:16 AM):
Andrew Simmons CAN.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:02:20 AM): nah
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:02:25 AM):
Andrew Simmons CAN.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:02:37 AM): not really
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:03:05 AM): YOU ARE
Andrew Simmons, and YOU CAN DO IT!
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:03:13 AM): OMG I HAVE THE POWER!
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:03:23 AM): I HAVE THE POWERRRRRRRRRR
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:03:33 AM): to say no I can't
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:03:33 AM): YES.
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:03:37 AM): NO
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:04:03 AM): YOU ARE
Andrew Simmons, YOU HAVE THE POWER, and YOU CAN!
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:04:12 AM): ok
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:04:22 AM): good.
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:04:32 AM): so, WHO ARE YOU?
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:04:48 AM): I forgot. I have amnesia
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:04:54 AM): lol
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:05:09 AM): SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:05:17 AM): I'm Batman
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:05:26 AM): lol
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:05:37 AM): YOUR NAME IS
Andrew Simmons.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:05:43 AM): Oh fuck, it is?
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:06:17 AM): okay, obviously I have built up your confidence enough to joke around.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:06:20 AM): Sorry I just hit my head against the wall
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:06:24 AM): I can't remember anything
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:06:36 AM): Who am I? i don't really know
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:06:48 AM): I'm trying to help you.
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:07:17 AM): and if at this moment you are going to be closed-minded to me, there's nothing else I can do for you.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:07:20 AM): No, Chris. I'm the one helping you.
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:07:47 AM): Good night.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:07:50 AM): wait
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:07:51 AM): ok
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:07:52 AM): fine
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:07:57 AM): what did you want me to say?
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:08:09 AM): okay.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:08:27 AM): I'm
Andrew Simmons btw nice to meet you
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:08:35 AM): I just got my memory back
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:08:42 AM): now what
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:09:03 AM): Repeat to yourself, "I am
Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V."
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:09:07 AM): "I am
Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V."
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:09:24 AM): that's good. repeat that over and over again.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:09:28 AM): "I am
Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am
Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am
Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am
Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am
Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am
Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am
Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am
Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am
Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am
Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am
Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am
Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am
Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am
Andrew Simmons, Big Brother to Robert Simmons V.""I am
Andrew Simmons, Big Brot
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:09:34 AM): oops
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:09:35 AM): sorry
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:09:44 AM): that's good.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:09:55 AM): ok i got it man
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:10:00 AM): now what
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:10:14 AM): Go help Bob become a ladies' man.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:10:23 AM): alright he's not here though
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:10:28 AM): tell me where he is//
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:12:14 AM): okay, I'll tell you what, write an e-mail to Robert, tell him that I have advised you on how to be a better man, and how you are going to positively help him, and send it to my address @ ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com; I will Forward it to him.
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:12:46 AM): I Promise.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:13:00 AM): I'll just tell him when he gets back
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:13:11 AM): okay.
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:13:35 AM): take care and stay safe.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:13:50 AM): you can't talk any longer?
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:13:57 AM): this has been awfully one sided. all about me
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:14:00 AM): what about you?
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:14:10 AM): I'm okay, and I HAVE learned from you.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:14:16 AM): learned what?
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:14:22 AM): how to be a better man.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:14:27 AM): details
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:14:37 AM): in what way?
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:14:49 AM): how to open up more to them with delightful conversation.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:14:56 AM): to whom? girls?
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:15:00 AM): i didn't even get to that
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:15:02 AM): to women, yes.
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:15:06 AM): you did.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:15:18 AM): i told you how to stop them from telling you they have a boyfriend
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:15:32 AM): EXCATLY.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:15:45 AM): Yeah, leave the medallions and toys etc at home
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:15:47 AM): you have told me what to say in response to that lie.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:15:51 AM): start working out
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:15:54 AM): yes.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:16:08 AM): get some better clothes. i mean goodwill is not really where young people go to get clothes
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:16:15 AM): just a basic white button shirt is good
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:16:20 AM): yes.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:16:55 AM): Also about Blan..ca... er.. I ... nevermind
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:17:03 AM): she's not a troll right
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:17:09 AM): even if she is, time will tell
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:17:09 AM): yes, she is not a troll.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:17:27 AM): But internet relationships aren't good IMHo
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:17:33 AM): they're nothing but trouble in the end
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:17:38 AM): *IMHO
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:17:51 AM): but whatever, you can make up your own mind about that if this works out or not
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:17:58 AM): I'll be there to help you out afterwards
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:18:03 AM): okay, thank you.
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:18:25 AM): all you need to mainly concentrate on is helping Robert.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:18:45 AM): I'm pretty sure someone originally set Blanca up to this though, some poor bastard tried to use her to get close to you. I just don't see it ending we-... forget it, you'd never beleive me anyway
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:19:09 AM): i'm pretty sure I know a certain group that... well nevermind
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:19:15 AM): good luck anyway
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:19:23 AM): thank you.
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:19:29 AM): take care.
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:19:41 AM): I'll let Bob know that I have helped you.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:19:46 AM): alright
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:19:55 AM): hopefully he'll come back.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:20:32 AM): anyway, try to get in shape. you were fine but you've started to really let yourself go man. really I'd like to help you as much as bob
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:20:45 AM): you need it
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:20:53 AM): yes, thank you.
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:20:58 AM): Peace.
Andrew Simmons (10/16/2008 12:21:00 AM): anyway, take care then
Christian Chandler (10/16/2008 12:21:05 AM): u2