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-I've shopped at the infamous Fashion Square Mall Chris has been banned at.  
-I've shopped at the infamous Fashion Square Mall Chris has been banned at.  


-I'm fat too, but at least I find close that don't accentuate my fatness, unlike Chris.  
-I'm fat too, but at least I find clothes that don't accentuate my fatness, unlike Chris.  


-We both learned about Long Island iced teas via Marge Simpson.
-We both learned about Long Island iced teas via Marge Simpson.


-apparently if Jackie was real, we would have gone to the same college together. I never saw her. It's a very tiny school, and this makes me wonder if she exists as a real person or a troll. 
- If Jackie was real, we would have gone to the same college together.
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Revision as of 16:44, 28 January 2011

Things I unfortunately have in common with Chris:

-We both went to community college -- but at least I did something with my associates degree.

-We both drive or have driven Ford Escorts -- however, mine was a 2000 sedan, and I have since acquired a more grown up car.

-I've shopped at the infamous Fashion Square Mall Chris has been banned at.

-I'm fat too, but at least I find clothes that don't accentuate my fatness, unlike Chris.

-We both learned about Long Island iced teas via Marge Simpson.

- If Jackie was real, we would have gone to the same college together.