Talk:Nudes

To do:

• Upload all teh nudes. (I might actually do this myself, someday when I'm sober RachmaninovDESU 21:15, 18 March 2009 (CET))
  • someone is one step ahead of you. Someone needs to get a collapsible gallery going on though. --Champthom 01:35, 19 March 2009 (CET)
• Maybe add a date when they were acquired? Pikanic2 11:08, 15 November 2009 (CET)

• Good thinking, we need to do this. --Champthom 05:22, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

the hell is wrong with his dick

why is it bent in such a freakish manner?

No idea. The easy explanation is Peyronie's disease(Check Google Images). My preferred belief is that Chris's odd form of masturbating(he stuck a washcloth under his mattress and fucked it) broke his cock, but that conflicts with his "it's been that way" excuse.--MoarLurk 04:59, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

Is it even possible to break your cock? I'm putting my money on Peyronie's. --EtonpilfAnetah

• Yes. Really. --GandWuser 14:29, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Painful

fuck I had to create an account to say this (even though it's fucking unimportant)

but looking at his broken penis is like watching someone get hit or injured in the dick and then feeling the pain. IT'S PAINFUL TO LOOK AT A DISASTER LIKE THAT

I'm happy I looked at it though because it makes me appreciate my micropenis Ice Sandwich Tacos 01:47, 29 December 2010 (PST)

Thank you for bringing to our attention the fact that Chris has a deformed penis! CrassCrab 17:14, 29 December 2010 (PST)

Why is he hairless?

Is he just naturally bald down there or did he shave for these pictures? --Cthuluology 23:28, 23 May 2011 (PDT)