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[[Image:Bagget.jpg||thumb|Bagget with [[niggos|blackup]]]]
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Police officer '''Marcus Baggett''' works for the Albemarle County Police Department, and is the "[[Jerkop]] of all Jerkops" who arrested Chris at the [[Get-Tar Region|Target]]. Not much is known about his personal life, but we do know he was commended by the local [[Wikipedia:Virginia House of Delegates|House of Delegates]] for his selfless commitment to public safety after stepping down from his squad car to rescue two people from a smoking restaurant, shortly before it erupted into flames, on 9 March [[2002]].<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?031+ful+HJ620</ref> He later participated in the shooting of Colby Eppard on 1 [[January 2010]] after the 18-year-old nutjob stole a police car and shot at the [[jerkops]]. Baggett fired a [[Wikipedia:Spike strip|stinger]] to burst Eppard's tires, and subsequently fatally shot Eppard alongside several other Officers.<ref>[http://www.readthehook.com/stories/2010/02/25/COVER-eppard-authorites-duck-parents-d.aspx]</ref>
 
Naturally, despite his brave heroism, Chris goes to great lengths to demonize him, proving once and for all that [[Chris and his Ego|no matter the great deeds someone has done, if they inconvenience Chris in any way they're evil]]. When Chris was being arrested for being autistic, Chris found the situation humorous when he learned the jerkop's name, thinking how "Baggett" sounds a lot like "[[Homos|faggot]]". [[autism|Witty]].
 
==First encounter==
{{quotebox|"July 20, 2005: … I was at the new [[Get-Tar Region|Target store]], just hanging around, not bothering anyone. And, from out of the blue, these two [[Manajerks]] asked me to leave, because they said that I was loitering; I was [[Virgin with rage|NOT]]! I was there [[Love Quest|hoping to find an 18-23-year old, Boyfriend-Free girl]], like I usually do. Then, from out of the blue, after I told them off, they came back with two [[Jerkops]]! I was slightly intimidated, but mostly annoyed and [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|ready to strike back on them]]. They asked me to leave, and never return. I did not want to leave. I would have left peacefully, in fact, I was ready to go, but I had a prepared speech to say to them stupid Jerkops. And, during the middle of my speech, they chased me, pulled my [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|pants]], and [[Kick the autistic|pinned me to the floor]]. Five Jerkops dog-piled on me as I struggled to get free. A thousand pounds of [[Pickles|sausages]] on my [[Obesity|180-pound]] body was seriously a [[Semen|cut-off for my Breathing Flow]]. They handcuffed my wrists and legs, and they hog-tied me! Not only did I felt humiliated from being the victim, but I was [[Fangs|angry]] at them! Not only for handcuffing me, but once again thwarting my efforts in trying to find a Boyfriend-Free Girl. They drove me to the county jail, but fortunately, they did not keep me there; I was released to my [[Bob Chandler|family]]. But now I have to go to [[Chris and the Law|court]] on July 29 at 9:00 AM at the Albemarle County Courthouse, close to the Downtown Mall. So now, I feel very miserable, sad, lonely and rejected. And, while I had the handcuffs on me, both my hands, mostly my right, were seriously cut off from blood flow, and they both felt numb. It was terrible. But my [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] and I are going to get back at them in court, in fact, I learned that the Jerkop who arrested me was called '''Bagget''' (that was the only thing about the situation that was hilarious; replace the “B” with an “F,” and you can see how [[Random-access humor|funny]] it was).|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], comic geinus.<ref>[[CWC's Diary#July]]</ref>}}
 
You'd think that Chris would recall that he had previously said that all cops were good so long as they wore blue and black.<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2007#February]]</ref> However, because Baggett, a real police officer, arrested Chris (for completely legitimate reasons), he is suddenly not a TRUE and HONEST police officer. So, according to Chris, cops are only okay if they wear blue and black and don't try to arrest him for breaking the law.
 
==Fiction==
Bagget appeared in [[Sub-Episode 7]]. In the comic he is portrayed as the "Jerkop Daitenzen", a sort of strange evil [[Power Ranger]], and a reference to ''[[Excel Saga]]''. He is in command of a great number of [[Jerkops]], as well as a giant robot. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] seems to hold him in high regard. One of the more successful villains in the comic.
 
By [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconning]] his name as "'''Dagget'''", Chris has forever tarnished the precious childhood memories of old ''[[Wikipedia:The Angry Beavers|Angry Beavers]]'' fans.
 
==Sauces==
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==See also==
{{Fan art}}
*[[Jerkops]]
*[[Get-Tar Region]]
*[[PVCCitizens]]
*[[Chris and the Law]]
 
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[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]
[[Category:Villains]]

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