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[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2008'''.]]
[[Image:2008.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (red) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (blue). [[2008]] is marked in Mellow Yellow.]]
[[Image:WesleyChurchPhoto.jpg|thumb|On '''17 March 2008''', Chris is forced to start attending the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].]]
[[Image:Grace_Baptist_Church.jpg|thumb|From '''17 March 2008''', Chris is no longer welcome at the [[Grace Baptist Church]].]]
[[Image:GamePlace2.jpg|thumb|On '''4 April 2008''', Chris gets a one month ban from the [[Game Place]].]]
[[Image:CHRISjesuss.jpg|thumb|On '''11 May 2008''', Chris was baptized.]]
[[Image:RobertSimmonsCommic.jpg|thumb|On '''12 August 2008''', Chris announces an interview with [[Robert Simmons V]].]]
[[Image:Cwcshaven.JPG|thumb|On '''11 September 2008''', this image, among others, leaks onto the internet.]]
[[Image:PICKLE_ALERT.jpg|thumb| In '''September 2008''', we meet [[Reginald]].]]
[[Image:Jiggliami Medallion.jpg|thumb|The [[Jiggliami]] [[Medallion]], first seen in '''October 2008'''.]]
[[Image:EDSign.jpg|thumb|Chris's lawn was trespassed on '''31 October 2008'''. The sign that was left would make a [[Sign Destruction Video|second appearance]] in [[September 2009]].]]
[[Image:LittleBigPlanetOfficialUKBoxArt.png|thumb|In '''November 2008''', Chris mostly plays [[LBP]].]]
[[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|In '''December 2008''', Chris thanks us for helping him win.]]


The year '''2008''' is the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 26 years old. This year showed the completion of two phases that would, because of a strange coincidence, put Chris in the unique and unreal situation that he would be in the first months of the next year.


The first phase was one of alienation, in which Chris's illogical behavior frightened away his only friend, [[Megan]], and got him thrown out of his old church, leaving him desperate and lonely.


The second was a phase of [[troll]]ing in which a semi-organized group of obsessed, amused and anonymous individuals, via a vast understanding of the new media, started to take the places of Chris's acquaintances, either by posing as online girlfriends, or as members of an online fanbase. This second phase was rough and bumpy, but eventually established the parameters of Chris's life in [[2009]].


==Events of 2008==


===January===
* January 2 - [[Megan]] writes that she is thinking about staying in the [[Chandler (extended family)|Chandler]] household for a while, probably because of personal problems.
* January 3 - Chris gets a set of anal beads as a free gift with a purchase at [[adamandeve.com]]. In the future, this will be used against him by trolls.
* January 10 - Using HTML-like code, Chris tries to [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#January 2008|hack]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] again.
* January 19 - The ED page on Chris is vandalized by someone named "Danilah", likely Chris under yet another alias.
* January 21 - Under the name "Clyde", Chris again vandalizes his article on ED. He complains about them [[Kick the autistic|kicking the autistic]].
* January 25 - Chris tries to get ED to start trolling [[Joshua Martinez]]. It doesn't work.
* January 26 - Chris tries to destroy his article using HTML. He apparently doesn't really understand how [[computers]] work...


===February===


* February 24 - Chris's 26th birthday


===March===
* March 4 - Megan asks Chris to remove all references to her from the internet.
* March 8 - At the [[Game Place]], Chris tries to find out if employee [[Lucas]] was the one who took his picture.
* March 12 - Megan finds out Chris drew pornographic images of her. She is angry.
* March 12 - Chris apologizes to Megan for the images he drew.
* March 12 - At 5:52 AM local time, Chris begins a [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|nine-day effort]] to remove references to Megan (including [[:ShecameforCWC.JPG]]) from the ED page. He is unsuccessful.
* March 14 - Megan asks Chris to leave her alone.
* March 15 - Again Chris tries removing all references to Megan from his ED article. The page is soon protected.
* March 16 - Chris starts his war against ED, and sends off different e-mails for support.
* March 17 - After his pastor discovers some of the information about him on the internet, Chris gets kicked out of [[Grace Baptist Church]]. He turns to the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].
* March 17 - Again Chris tries to delete the Megan image from ED. He also tries to ban ED's admins from his article using code.
* March 18 - Chris's edits to the ED page become more focused on showing that it is Megan, not his imaginary sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], in the infamous fingering picture. He describes Megan as "his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him." Of himself he says "What a intolerable sad-sack loser."<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476698&oldid=1997476683</ref>
* March 19 - Chris tries to delete all references to incest from his ED article.
* March 20 - Chris adds a whole gallery with articles claiming that he hates himself to his article on ED.
* March 21 - Chris tries to apologize to Megan, but doesn't want to take any responsibility for the drawings he made.
* March 21 - Chris puts up a gallery on his ED page entitled "[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]" containing pictures from his comics of himself being beaten and humiliated.<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997480063&oldid=1997479407</ref>
* March 23 - Megan tells Chris to back off for a while.


===April===
* April 4 - Chris gets banned from the Game Place by Michael for two weeks, on the grounds that he had been going into the back of the store unauthorized. The actual reason was that Chris was scaring away customers with his behavior.<ref name="lucas">Stated by [[Lucas]] on the [[PVCC]] boards.</ref>
* April 18 - Chris's ban from the Game Place expires, and he returns.
* April 20 - Chris exchanges his last e-mails with Megan, who firmly states that she can't trust him.


===May===
* May 11 - Chris is baptized at the Wesley Foundation Methodist Church.


===June===
* June 13 - According to Chris, this is the date of the "Wii-Incident". What transpired was an attempt to trade his Pokémon to the younger customers, Michael forced him to stop whoring the widescreen and ushered him out of the store. In response, Chris wrote "Michael Loves the F out of Mary Lee Walsh" on a card box, which led to his second ban.


===July===
* July 12 - In an e-mail Chris says he has apologized for his behavior to [[Michael]] of the Game Place that got him banned in [[2008#April|April]].


===August===
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|August 3]] - Chris's second message. He declares war against ED in a video, and blames his breakup with Megan on ED.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|August 6]] - Chris shows his anger for [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], creator of the ED page.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|August 8]] - Chris declares victory over ED, as the site is offline. He is, however, mistaken.
* August 12 - Chris promises to interview [[Robert Simmons V]] in his next [[Sonichu]] comic.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|August 15]] - In a new video, Chris addresses those who want to steal his [[medallion]].
* August 17 - Chris asks his fans to make the [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu game]] reality. He also introduces them to [[the Official Sonichu Game Blog]].
* August 19 - [[Blanca]]'s first [[Blanca E-mails|e-mail]] to Chris.
* August 20 - Chris draws the first part of ''[[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]]''.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008|August 28]] - In a new video, Chris talks about the Sonichu game.
* August 26 - Chris draws a first sketch of [[Simonla Rosechu]], based on an idea by [[Evan]].
* August 28 - Chris is permabanned from the Game Place by Michael for getting into a screaming fight with a small kid. The real reason was that Chris was racist towards the black customers, and often cried after losing at card games.<ref name="lucas"/>


===September===
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* September 2 - Chris uploads [[Rosechu]] nudes to ED.
* September 4 - Chris writes a disclaimer in which he states that all Sonichus and Rosechus are 18 or over.
* September 5 - The Official Sonichu Game Blog is revealed as a troll blog.
* September 8 - [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]] begins. Chris will be the first winner.
* September 10 - Chris sends his first [[nudes]] to [[Lordsillynipples]], another troll posing as Blanca.
* September 11 - The first of Chris's nudes emerge on the internet. Chris's [[Duck|penis]] has Sonichu drawn on it.
* September 11 - Chris mails his church about his nudes being leaked.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008|September 11]] - Chris publishes a video about the nudes.
* September 13 - Chris removes the [[sex]] scenes from his [[Sonichu 8|latest comic]].
* September 13 - Chris blames the leaking of the nudes on trolls posing as his [[Panda|GF]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|September 13]] - Chris claims the Sonichu game is temporarily on hold, and admits to having been conned by the Official Sonichu Game Blog.
* September 16 - Chris is offered counseling by his church.
* September 16 - Chris's e-mail is hacked for the first time. More nude pictures make the rounds.
* September 17 - Chris's half-brother, [[Cole Smithey]], is fed up with Chris and breaks contact with him.
* September 18 - Chris creates his second [[YouTube]] account, ''CChan6789''. He abandons his old ''Sonichu'' profile.
* September 18 - Chris meets with [[Rocky|Rochelle Shoemaker]] for the first time.
* September 20 - After having been raided by ebaumsworld, Chris declares he is safe.
* September 21 - Web-cam pictures of Chris's duck and [[Officer Nasty|love-doll]] emerge.
* September 24 - A picture of [[Barbara Chandler|Christian's mother]] emerges.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|September 24]] - [[Panda]] rickroll video is published by Christian. Chris says to hold no grudge towards [[Adam Stackhouse]].
* September 25 - Chris masturbates on [[Chris Sex Videos|webcam]].
* September 27 - Audio of Chris talking about [[sex]] emerges.
* September 29 - After dreaming that she is his destined sweetheart, Chris writes Blanca [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|a letter]] that he sends to her with his [[medallion|medallions]].
* September 29 - Chris reports that Panda has "broken up the romance in their relationship".


===October===
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 4th, 2008|October 4]] - Chris releases his Aeon Flux parody video.
* October 6 - Chris's [[DVD]] is ripped and torrented.
* October 6 - A picture of [[Bob Chandler|Christian's dad]] emerges.
* October 6 - Video of Chris masturbating emerges.[http://rs464.rapidshare.com/files/151630154/cumuppence.flv][http://rs493.rapidshare.com/files/151621875/fap.flv]
* October 7 - Blanca receives the package containing the medallion.
* October 9 - Trolls receive the Sonichu medallions and the letter written on 29 September.
* October 9 - Chris immediately creates a new Sonichu medallion.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|October 9]] - Chris publishes a new video, claiming that Blanca sent the medallion back to him. He also claims the torrented DVD is not complete.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|October 13]] - Columbus Day video published. Chris shows contempt towards [[Jimmy Hill]].
* October 13 - [[Sarah Jackson]] is allegedly killed in a car crash.
* October 14 - [[Sonichu-Fans]] goes online.
* October 15 - ''[[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]'' preview is published online. Chris claims his powers lie in his [[Amnyfest Ring|High-School ring]], rather than his medallion.
*October 15 - Chris [[Andrew Simmons chat|chats]] with Andrew Simmons.
* October (mid) - Chris upgrades his PS3 again, to 320 GB of storage space.
* October 16 - Chris has his [[IRC (16 October 2008)|first fan chat]] in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]]
* October 20 - Sonichu medallion is destroyed on video.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|October 21]] - Blanca ends her relationship with Chris. Chris is devastated.
* October 24 - Chris has another [[IRC (24 October 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu, among various topics, he discusses his [[High School Ring]].
* October 26 - Chris announces the existence of [[Chloe]] in a [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|IRC chat]] in #sonichu.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|October 27]] - Q&A video published.
* October 27 - Chris publishes [[Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour]], the first of many [[Little Big Planet|video-game-oriented videos]]. Chris will spend the next month playing these games.
* October 31 - A stranger leaves mysterious signs on Chris's front lawn.


===November===
* November - In an attempt to curb the spam in the ED article's talk page, a humble wiki and a blog documenting Chris's [[Da update|updates]] are set up. Eventually, the site gained the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC boards]], the [[CWCki]] you're currently browsing, and would later become the de facto headquarters of the coordinated trollings from [[2009]].
* November 14 - In a new video, Chris shows he has created a Sonichu character in ''[[Little Big Planet]]''.
* November 24 - Chris publishes his [[PS3 History level|History of Playstation 3 LBP level]], ending his period of solitary confinement.
* November 26 - Chris' PS3 History level is given credit on the ''LBP''' site, gladdening Chris, and enraging many of the game's fanboys.


===December===
* December 1 - Chris meets a waitress, [[Caitlin]]. He thinks she likes him.
* December 1 - Chris draws the cover for ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]''.
* December 13 - Chris has another short [[IRC (13 December 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu. He talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 15 - Chris has a [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. He also talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 17 - Chris has another [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. Among various issues, he talks about [[alcohol]], strongly condemning it.
* December 18 - In a #sonichu [[IRC (18 December 2008)|fan chat]], Chris is told that he has a large female fanbase.
* December 22 - In a [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu, Chris answers some more questions. Most of them are about pop culture.
* December 27 - Chris has a [[IRC (27 December 2008)|chat about sex]] with PandaHalo.
* December 28 - In a [[IRC (28 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris admits that he can't maintain full control over his bowels.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008|December 28]] - Chris publishes video in which he thanks his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]] for voting for him in the [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]].
* December 30 - Chris finds out about the [[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Girls fanclub]], and is delighted. He joins the community.
* December 30 - The [[Gay 4 Sonichu|Gay 4 Sonichu fanclub]] is founded. Later, when Chris finds out, he expresses his disgust.
* December 31 - In a [[IRC (31 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris talks about the Sonichu comic that will be coming out soon.


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