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*...that Chris is no longer a [[virgin with rage]]? | *...that Chris is no longer a [[virgin with rage]]? | ||
*...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Nicole Gowen|Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion? | *...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Nicole Gowen|Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion? | ||
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*...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]? | *...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]? | ||
*...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his [[fangs]] to a [[pocket knife]]? | *...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his [[fangs]] to a [[pocket knife]]? | ||
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*...that this website, the CWCki, is a [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|LOAD OF BULL]]? | *...that this website, the CWCki, is a [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|LOAD OF BULL]]? | ||
*...that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]? | *...that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]? | ||
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*...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]? | *...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]? | ||
*...that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]? | *...that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]? | ||
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*...that Chris drinks his own [[semen]]? | *...that Chris drinks his own [[semen]]? | ||
*...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]? | *...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]? | ||
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*...that Chris banned [[Twitter]] on his [[CWCipedia]]? | *...that Chris banned [[Twitter]] on his [[CWCipedia]]? | ||
:*...and then changed his mind, only to ignore it? | :*...and then changed his mind, only to ignore it? | ||
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*...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lover's dream come true.) | *...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lover's dream come true.) | ||
*...that Chris is a [[Stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the law|imprisoned]] in [[lulz]]? | *...that Chris is a [[Stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the law|imprisoned]] in [[lulz]]? | ||
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*...that the American government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit on his fat ass? | *...that the American government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit on his fat ass? | ||
*...that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do one single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]? | *...that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do one single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]? | ||
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*...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his [[Obesity|fat]] contacts with "More to Love"? | *...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his [[Obesity|fat]] contacts with "More to Love"? | ||
*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris the TCG gamer|Level-Up King]]? | *...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris the TCG gamer|Level-Up King]]? | ||
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*...that Chris hates the word "[[Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"? | *...that Chris hates the word "[[Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"? | ||
*...that [[Jerkief|wooden badges]] are delicious? | *...that [[Jerkief|wooden badges]] are delicious? | ||
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*...that Chris loves [[McDonald's]] while [[Bob|his dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]? | *...that Chris loves [[McDonald's]] while [[Bob|his dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]? | ||
*...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay icon]]? | *...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay icon]]? | ||
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*...that all the [[Trolls|Sonichu characters]] had [[CWCipedia#The Twitter feed|Twitter]] accounts? | *...that all the [[Trolls|Sonichu characters]] had [[CWCipedia#The Twitter feed|Twitter]] accounts? | ||
*...that Chris [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one? | *...that Chris [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one? | ||
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*...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]? | *...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]? | ||
*...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu]] is merely a means to an [[china|end]]? | *...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu]] is merely a means to an [[china|end]]? | ||
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*...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England? | *...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England? | ||
*...that Chris is the [[CWC "Boyfriend"|MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE, MAN]]? | *...that Chris is the [[CWC "Boyfriend"|MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE, MAN]]? | ||
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*...that Chris [[Chris and reality|believes]] that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC_(27_December_2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]? | *...that Chris [[Chris and reality|believes]] that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC_(27_December_2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]? | ||
*...that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|real]]? | *...that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|real]]? | ||
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*...that [[Barbara]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]? | *...that [[Barbara]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]? | ||
*...that Chris [[Fridays_After_Five|throws rocks at women]] to attract them? | *...that Chris [[Fridays_After_Five|throws rocks at women]] to attract them? | ||
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*...that even now, Chris [[Obesity|does not think he is fat]]? | *...that even now, Chris [[Obesity|does not think he is fat]]? | ||
*...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]? | *...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]? | ||
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*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck|dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]? | *...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck|dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]? | ||
*...that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Galpal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]? | *...that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Galpal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]? | ||
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*...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"? | *...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"? | ||
*...that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game? | *...that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game? | ||
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:*...that he still has absolutely no idea how [[Axe|marketing]] works? | :*...that he still has absolutely no idea how [[Axe|marketing]] works? | ||
*...that Chris gave up free [[sex]] with a [[Jackie|girl]] because she pointed out some of his many, many flaws? | *...that Chris gave up free [[sex]] with a [[Jackie|girl]] because she pointed out some of his many, many flaws? | ||
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*...that Chris should have changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it? | *...that Chris should have changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it? | ||
*...that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Yumi]]? | *...that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Yumi]]? | ||
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*...that Chris's fail is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a successful film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]? | *...that Chris's fail is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a successful film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]? | ||
*...that Chris is [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl?]] | *...that Chris is [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl?]] | ||
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*...that Chris is [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|as wild as a serial raper]]? | *...that Chris is [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|as wild as a serial raper]]? | ||
*...that [[Alec Benson Leary]] kept four [[Rosechu]]s imprisoned in his basement? | *...that [[Alec Benson Leary]] kept four [[Rosechu]]s imprisoned in his basement? | ||
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