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'''''On November 15, 2013, Peppy Mccloud posted a thread about "Chris's Stupidity". It lasted for two pages and then it was later sent to Spergatory. Chat also began discussing about him until...'''
Due to the request of ''Christian Weston Chandler'', this afternoon, '''we''' at the CWCki have independently decided to remove this main page from our site. We have also removed all references that '''slander, vilify, demean, found to be overly offensive and giving him emotional stress.''' In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on '''far too long''' and '''gotten far out of hand'''. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him '''great personal grief, "''lonely, sad and depressed''", "''distressed and upset''", "''constantly hurt''", "''constant, zombie-like, blank''", "''lost''", "''in misery''", having the "''worst broken heart ever''"''' which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is '''not in line with our site goals''', and we '''never wanted something like this'''. Still, we must take '''complete responsibility''' for all our actions, both '''public and private'''. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.
''


<Alan Pardew> I hope PeppyMccloud is not seeing this chat.
We know that his public comments on Facebook and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even '''his family and his friends.'''  We also reached to the point of having being overly obsessed with him, and we deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors:


<CatParty> '''@ Alan Pardew,''' why?
'''First''', by a desire to '''protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.'''


'''''..after that, that was when our favourite law student appears.'''''
He was also very concerned about '''protecting his family'''. According to him, if it wasn't for us for intruding his personal life, '''his father would have been alive today and we're deeply sorry for this.''' The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life.  Because of this, we've reached the point of recently accusing him of shoplifting which we would like to apologise about this as well.


<PeppyMccloud> Hi
And now the investigation itself is under investigation. According to one of his friends, we've never '''''respected him and treated him like a human being''''' and we're deeply sorry for this as well.


<PeppyMccloud> I was kidding about that Kick the aspergers thing
This also has '''gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.'''


<PeppyMccloud> just a parody...
Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the main page, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris's private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even Internet celebrities have private lives. '''It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national lives.''' Our website has been distracted by this matter for '''far too long''', and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.


'''''Since I actually had a soft heart, I apologised to him, considering my ween behaviour in the thread.'''''
In the future, we're also in progress to sell off this website in order to monetarily compensate Chris as an apology for all of this -- this includes the forum too. Currently, another big box of stuff is on its way to be sent to Chris for all of this. We are currently in progress of having conversations with '''''The GAMe PLACe'', ''Mal-Wart'' and ''McDonalds'' employees''' who are working around his area to unban Chris and '''never ban him from anywhere else, ever.'''


<AlanPardew> '''@ PeppyMccloud,''' Hey there. Kinda sorry if I'm rude.
We're also proceeding to take legal steps against the people who troll him -- which include, but not limited to:


<PeppyMccloud> Its fine..
*Adam Stackhouse
*America
*Anna McLerran
*Anna Stackhouse
*Asperpedia Four
*Batman
*BILLY MAYS
*Blanca Weiss
*BlueSpike
*Bryan Bash
*Charlottesville people
*Chris's High School Gal-pals
*Clyde Cash
*Cole Smithey
*Daniel Mimms and Lucas White
*David Moyes
*The Dodo Brain
*Emily
*Failosophy
*The GODDAMNED PINHEADS
*The GAMe PLACe
*GodJesus
*Google
*Homos
*Ivy O'Neil
*Jack Thaddeus
*Jason Kendrick Howell
*Jimmy Hill
*Kacey Devoria
*Keurig Company
*The Lady Manager at Mal-Wart
*Lauren Faust
*Liquid Chris
*Lordsillynipples
*Man in the Pickle Suit
*Mary Lee Walsh
*McDonalds employees
*Megan Schroeder
*Michael Snyder
*Nathanael Greene Elementary School 
*The Offline Cyberbully/Troll
*PandaHalo
*Rob Bell
*Robert Simmons V
*Ruckersville people
*Sarah Anne Bevel Ingram
*Sega
*Shigeru Miyamoto
*Surfshack Tito
*Tara Strong
*Thorg
*Vivian Gee


'''''Peppy then asked about his thread.'''''
'''Now it is time''' -- in fact, '''it is past time to move on.''' We have important work to do -- '''real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.'''


<PeppyMccloud> So just to clarify..
And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the '''''past seven years''''', as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century. After all, to quote Chris himself:


<PeppyMccloud> what is difference between a random thought... and question worth putting in thread?
{{quote|For you are not just dragging Christian Weston Chandler's name in the mud, you also drag the American hopes and dreams and ideas of the majority of these great, humble United States of America along with him.}}


<CatParty> just ask in chat first instead of just posting
We're deeply sorry for not only dragging the American Dream through the mud, but also slandering a true American patriot of proud, Anchuent Cherokian ancestry.


<PeppyMccloud> What is the "cut off line" if you will?
Thank you. And good night.
 
<PeppyMccloud> I am so ashamed of myself..
 
'''''Needless to say, this was where my opinion of Peppy has gotten negative, as he tries to be funny but ended up as a tryhard:'''''
 
<PeppyMccloud> Life has not being going great for me overrall..
 
<CatParty> just ask first then make a thread
 
<PeppyMccloud> Sigh... ok...
 
<PeppyMccloud> I got in trouble with the dean of my law school the other day...
 
<flossman> what happened?
 
<PeppyMccloud> The dean of UST Law school.. Gary B Saltz...
 
<Catparty> attraction sign?
 
<PeppyMccloud> I was searching for a girl
 
<PeppyMccloud> I could make my "sweetie pie"
 
<TastyWB 2.0> CatParty beat me to that joke
 
<PeppyMccloud> and that evil old monster ripped it down and Screeched at me!!!!
 
<Altissimo> peppy can i just say a thing about whether or not to make threads etc
 
<PeppyMccloud> yes please..
 
<PeppyMccloud> I mean a lot of the threads on here seem pretty silly
 
<PeppyMccloud> given their subject matter...
 
'''''Right after that, conversation between Altissimo and Peppy occurs. Peppy then mentions his age:'''''
 
<PeppyMccloud> I am 23
 
<PeppyMccloud> sonny jim...
 
<PeppyMccloud> I have to say as far as forums go... and Ive been to a lot..
 
'''''Suddenly, JULAY appears.'''''
 
<JULAY> '''@ PeppyMccloud,''' I'll give you some advice. Quit being autistic. Now.
 
<PeppyMccloud> this is one of the most stringent ones..
 
<PeppyMccloud> and one's you must be most careful about posting..
 
<flossman> '''@ JULAY,''' I'll give you some advice. Stop canceling on applecat and I. Now.
 
<PeppyMccloud> Julay.. if you don't want a curse-ye-ha-me ha... Id be respectful
 
<JULAY> '''@ PeppyMccloud,''' That is me being respectful.
 
'''''After that, discussion occurs about Asperger's and autism:'''''
 
<PeppyMccloud> But about aspergers and autism... there is a higher IQ than average?
 
<Altissimo> asperger's yes, autism no
 
<Altissimo> ~generally~
 
<flossman> You wouldn't like JULAY when he gets disrespectful. He made me cry for a whole day once.
 
<PeppyMccloud> autism? what about temple grandin?
 
<Altissimo> keyword generally
 
'''''Peppy then continues about his thread:'''''
 
<PeppyMccloud> But can I ask about Chris here?
 
<JULAY> '''@ PeppyMccloud,''' You are autistic, so you tell us.
 
<PeppyMccloud> like why was he not smart at any academics..
 
<PeppyMccloud> I believe he lied about math..
 
<JULAY> '''@ PeppyMccloud,''' Autism
 
<CatParty> wait, which one is caused by DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS?
 
<JULAY> '''@ CatParty,''' PeppyMcCloudism
 
<PeppyMccloud> I see..
 
'''''Peppy then gives advice for people with Asperger's Syndrome. Parents who have kids having Asperger's should take note!:'''''
 
<PeppyMccloud> btw..... One thing that helps aspergers
 
<PeppyMccloud> is plenty of exercise and fruit and veggies
 
<PeppyMccloud> Im not kidding..
 
<JULAY> '''@ PeppyMccloud,''' That is fucking retarded
 
<PeppyMccloud> Its not.. I do it..
 
<Dormiebasne> '''@ PeppyMccloud,''' lack of proper education as to his weaknesses regarding theory of mind coupled with an inability to learn from his mistakes
 
<PeppyMccloud> I am a health machine...
 
<PeppyMccloud> I see..
 
<JULAY> '''@ PeppyMccloud,''' Clearly mental health is not your forte
 
<PeppyMccloud> Well look..
 
<PeppyMccloud> all I am saying
 
<PeppyMccloud> is that salads and healthy eating
 
<PeppyMccloud> have helped me think clearer
 
<PeppyMccloud> and just function better overall
 
<JULAY> '''@ PeppyMccloud,''' That's still fucking retarded
 
<CatParty> you need to be healthier in order to clear your head and make better threads
 
<PeppyMccloud> I know...
 
<JULAY> '''@ PeppyMccloud,''' SO QUIT MAKING RETARDED THREADS
 
<PeppyMccloud> I love broccoli and beets..
 
<PeppyMccloud> and it makes me less fat..
 
<PeppyMccloud> Ever hear of detoxing you body?
 
<PeppyMccloud> Flushing the harmful chemicals that impair mental functioning?
 
<JULAY> '''@ PeppyMccloud,''' Wow. You really are retarded. And ful of new agey bullshit
 
<PeppyMccloud> Well I do it..
 
<PeppyMccloud> I drink herbal teas..
 
<PeppyMccloud> eat salads... try to forgo sugar as much as I can..
 
<PeppyMccloud> I already feel my ki getting stronger..
 
<Dormiebasne> '''@ PeppyMccloud,''' It's a good idea to live healthfully and everything, but the problems associated with autism aren't really "cured" by such measures in and of themselves.
 
<PeppyMccloud> not cured...
 
<PeppyMccloud> but helped..
 
<PeppyMccloud> ever hear casin free diets?
 
<PeppyMccloud> There is all kidns of literatrue
 
<PeppyMccloud> about autism being auto immune related..
 
<JULAY> '''@ PeppyMccloud,''' Your talking about casein. And not eating cheese isn't going to cure anything exceptional individual
 
<PeppyMccloud> not cure..
 
<PeppyMccloud> help
 
<PeppyMccloud> assist...
 
<PeppyMccloud> I am saying I did that..
 
<Dormiebasne> '''@ PeppyMccloud,''' help in what sense?
 
<PeppyMccloud> and I have been doing soooo welll.
 
<PeppyMccloud> Because of the nutrients I have absorbed..
 
<JULAY> '''@ PeppyMccloud,''' Don't you have law school to study for?
 
<PeppyMccloud> class in half an hour
 
'''''After that, Peppy left chat.'''''

Latest revision as of 12:11, 21 April 2014

Due to the request of Christian Weston Chandler, this afternoon, we at the CWCki have independently decided to remove this main page from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, found to be overly offensive and giving him emotional stress. In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, "lonely, sad and depressed", "distressed and upset", "constantly hurt", "constant, zombie-like, blank", "lost", "in misery", having the "worst broken heart ever" which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.

We know that his public comments on Facebook and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family and his friends. We also reached to the point of having being overly obsessed with him, and we deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors:

First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.

He was also very concerned about protecting his family. According to him, if it wasn't for us for intruding his personal life, his father would have been alive today and we're deeply sorry for this. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. Because of this, we've reached the point of recently accusing him of shoplifting which we would like to apologise about this as well.

And now the investigation itself is under investigation. According to one of his friends, we've never respected him and treated him like a human being and we're deeply sorry for this as well.

This also has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.

Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the main page, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris's private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even Internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national lives. Our website has been distracted by this matter for far too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.

In the future, we're also in progress to sell off this website in order to monetarily compensate Chris as an apology for all of this -- this includes the forum too. Currently, another big box of stuff is on its way to be sent to Chris for all of this. We are currently in progress of having conversations with The GAMe PLACe, Mal-Wart and McDonalds employees who are working around his area to unban Chris and never ban him from anywhere else, ever.

We're also proceeding to take legal steps against the people who troll him -- which include, but not limited to:

  • Adam Stackhouse
  • America
  • Anna McLerran
  • Anna Stackhouse
  • Asperpedia Four
  • Batman
  • BILLY MAYS
  • Blanca Weiss
  • BlueSpike
  • Bryan Bash
  • Charlottesville people
  • Chris's High School Gal-pals
  • Clyde Cash
  • Cole Smithey
  • Daniel Mimms and Lucas White
  • David Moyes
  • The Dodo Brain
  • Emily
  • Failosophy
  • The GODDAMNED PINHEADS
  • The GAMe PLACe
  • GodJesus
  • Google
  • Homos
  • Ivy O'Neil
  • Jack Thaddeus
  • Jason Kendrick Howell
  • Jimmy Hill
  • Kacey Devoria
  • Keurig Company
  • The Lady Manager at Mal-Wart
  • Lauren Faust
  • Liquid Chris
  • Lordsillynipples
  • Man in the Pickle Suit
  • Mary Lee Walsh
  • McDonalds employees
  • Megan Schroeder
  • Michael Snyder
  • Nathanael Greene Elementary School
  • The Offline Cyberbully/Troll
  • PandaHalo
  • Rob Bell
  • Robert Simmons V
  • Ruckersville people
  • Sarah Anne Bevel Ingram
  • Sega
  • Shigeru Miyamoto
  • Surfshack Tito
  • Tara Strong
  • Thorg
  • Vivian Gee

Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.

And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past seven years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century. After all, to quote Chris himself:

“ For you are not just dragging Christian Weston Chandler's name in the mud, you also drag the American hopes and dreams and ideas of the majority of these great, humble United States of America along with him. ”

We're deeply sorry for not only dragging the American Dream through the mud, but also slandering a true American patriot of proud, Anchuent Cherokian ancestry.

Thank you. And good night.

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