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[[Image:Robotnik.jpg|right|thumb|Robotnik hatching another evil plan for Sonichu's balls.]] | [[Image:Robotnik.jpg|right|thumb|Robotnik hatching another evil plan for Sonichu's balls.]] | ||
[[Image:And your little dog too.jpg|thumb|A rendering of Robotnik in Nintendo Power]] | |||
Full Name: Doctor Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik, | Full Name: Doctor Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik, | ||
the main <s>antagonist</s> protagonist<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/User:Robotnik</ref> of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] series that [[Chris]] rips off for his own purposes. Apparently somehow funny because he is stupid, clumsy and fat, which if true, would in-turn actually make Chris the funniest man on the planet. | |||
Robotnik's name was originally Eggman, similar to the Beetles song 'I am the Walrus' but the American Sonic team, not wanting to see Michael Jackson in court, decided to preemptively avert the possible lawsuit and went with a generic Russian name as a probable reference to communism. The name was slowly reverted back to Eggman and nobody gives a shit. | |||
Robotnik made his debut in Sonichu comic #0 and #1 with a guest appearance in the homemade Nintendo Power magazine. He seems to be head research scientist for Giovanni where he orders around the enigmatic Bill, a lab assistant lacking a face. Blake is a cloned Sonichu and brainchild of Doctor Robotnik, he was genetically engineered to be Sonichu's superior. However, cherry cola was poured over the beakers and stained Blake black and made him profoundly retarded, making him Sonichu's niggo equal instead. Robotnik was immediately fired and is currently employed at Andy Garcia's Mafia-Free restaurant and casino. | |||
Revision as of 16:00, 7 May 2009
Full Name: Doctor Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik,
the main antagonist protagonist[1] of the Sonic series that Chris rips off for his own purposes. Apparently somehow funny because he is stupid, clumsy and fat, which if true, would in-turn actually make Chris the funniest man on the planet.
Robotnik's name was originally Eggman, similar to the Beetles song 'I am the Walrus' but the American Sonic team, not wanting to see Michael Jackson in court, decided to preemptively avert the possible lawsuit and went with a generic Russian name as a probable reference to communism. The name was slowly reverted back to Eggman and nobody gives a shit.
Robotnik made his debut in Sonichu comic #0 and #1 with a guest appearance in the homemade Nintendo Power magazine. He seems to be head research scientist for Giovanni where he orders around the enigmatic Bill, a lab assistant lacking a face. Blake is a cloned Sonichu and brainchild of Doctor Robotnik, he was genetically engineered to be Sonichu's superior. However, cherry cola was poured over the beakers and stained Blake black and made him profoundly retarded, making him Sonichu's niggo equal instead. Robotnik was immediately fired and is currently employed at Andy Garcia's Mafia-Free restaurant and casino.
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