Talk:January 2023

A reddit user recently posted this:

I took a road trip and visited Chris in jail on the 9th. My friend has been sending letters to Chris since late 2021, and he got Chris to add me as an approved contact. Chris is allowed visitors a couple times a week, but only from people he's personally approved. Back in September, my friend got a letter from Heilberg asking him not to post Chris's letters online and threatening legal action if he did. That's probably why so few letters have come out. My friend never released his letters either way, and never planned to until Chris got out of jail. First of all, Chris is thin. Like, "holy shit" thin. He hasn't been this thin since probably 2000, if not earlier. That being said, he definitely looks worse for wear. He looks noticeably older. His hair is 100% gray at this point, not the brown-gray-swamp it was back in 2021, but it's still dark. One of his eyes was bruised (which he said he got when he fell), and they had very dark bags. He still has the stubble, unsurprisingly, and it's more visible than it looks in pictures. His voice is thin. As soon as he started talking I could tell he was on something. He hardly did any of the usual falsetto or screeching, and his responses were short. He slurred his speech even more than usual, but he didn't talk as fast. I did my best to draw while he talked, and he seemed happy with it. He kept interrupting me and cutting himself off to make quips like "make sure you get my good side" and shit like that. It was annoying. I asked him about the review date, the letters, why he was still in jail, etc. but he insisted that Heilberg told him not to talk about it. It seems like Heilberg actually managed to shut him up, at least when he's medicated. I could've prodded, but he was getting frustrated and starting to use the "whining demonic six-year-old" voice, so I dropped the subject. That's actually the only time he got whiny the whole visit. I asked him what he does all day. He said he spends most of his day meditating on the prayer rug, and that he liked playing basketball in the rec room (apparently he got unbanned for good behavior). He gets food from the commissary once or twice a week. He kindly offered that he's been taking fiber supplements because jail food makes him constipated. Also, apparently he's been mixing popcorn into his ramen. He doesn't ever talk to other inmates. He said he doesn't know how much money he makes from his jail drawings, but guessed it at around $25. He said he hasn't gotten any donations in a few months outside of Praetor. I asked him about Kengle, and Chris just responded "he's the Antichrist", with a smile. He didn't elaborate. I asked him if he wanted to get out of jail, and he shouted that the "truth would be revealed in just months" or something like that. He confirmed that as part of his "sacrifice", he wouldn't be returning to the Sonichu Temple or seeing Barb anytime soon. I asked him if he missed Barb, and he said yes. I asked him if he still believed in the merge, and he basically said "yes, and it's finished!" and repeated that the "collective shift was just months away", and that the "truth would be revealed". We were basically out of time at that point so I showed him the drawing. He laughed and basically told me it looked like shit. I thanked him and left.

Here is the alleged proof of the visit:

Letter snippet 1

Letter snippet 2

Traineealex sketch

I'm convinced this is legit after comparing the handwriting between the letter snippets and confirmed jail letters. If legit, this would be the first info dump on Chris since August 2022 Penis (talk) 14:57, 15 January 2023 (EST)

I have created January_2023_jail_visit to sum up the post. Perhaps I am jumping the gun a bit but I will let the admins decide if the evidence is compelling enough to be featured in Da Update. Penis (talk) 15:56, 15 January 2023 (EST)