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Yuck.
 
[[Image:CWCnudes.jpg|thumb|right|Typical reaction to Chris Chan nudes.]]
 
On several occasions, photographs and screencaps showing [[Chris's]] uncovered, or scantly covered, body, often including his [[duck|genitals]], have leaked onto the Internet. These materials include:
 
* Shots of Chris posing naked in his room. This includes a picture of his semi-flacid penis, with a picture of Sonichu drawn on it.
* Material obtained via webcam, including a video of Chris masturbating, and screenshot's of [[Chris's]] hard penis.
* Pictures of Chris posing in his mother's underwear.
* Pictures of Chris's hard penis, showing an obvious bend.
* A tape of Chris having [[sex]] with a blow-up doll.
 
In the first set of nudes, Chris was smart enough not to include his face in any of the pictures, but not smart enough not to take a photo in what was clearly his room, complete with a picture of [[Rosechu]] visible in the background.
 
==Drawn Nudes==
 
On several occasions, Chris has drawn images depicting himself, his friends, or characters from his comic without clothes on, often engaging in sexual acts. For information on these images, see [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]].
 
==Gallery of Horrors==
 
 
{{collapsible
|Fair warning is given, viewing these images may result in blindness and/or copious amounts of vomit
|<gallery perrow="5">
 
Image:Cwcshaven.JPG|The sad thing is, it's longer and wider when it's flaccid. Plus, the 45 degree angle isn't as obvious.
Image:CWCMyduck.JPG|The uncensored image constitutes a crime against humanity according to international law.
Image:CWCass.JPG|This was sent to a straight woman. Because straight women are turned on by men's asses.
Image:CWCanus.JPG|Yes Chris, women are turned on by your disturbed anus.
Image:CWCduck.jpg|The Loch Ness monster exists and is in Chris's pants.
Image:Fctcvictory1.jpg|Note the green bathrobe that Chris would later wear in the recycling video.
Image:CWCsonichuduck.JPG|It is unknown whether drawing [[Sonichu]] on his penis was Chris' or lordsillynipples' idea.
Image:CWCmassdebate.jpg|Screencaps from a [[Chris Sex Videos|webcam video]] shot in the Chandler's filthy kitchen.
Image:fapcupwhy.jpg|Chris using the [[Fapcup]].
Image:Fallingoffbalance.jpg|Chris slips and almost seriously injuries himself while dancing naked in his filthy shower.
Image:Thenightmarecontinues.jpg|(Joke about Chris's penis size goes here. I'm tired.)
Image:Spanking3.jpg|Chris spanks himself and films it to impress a [[Troll|girl]] on the internet.
</gallery>}}
 
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Revision as of 23:46, 23 November 2009

Yuck.

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