Song of Christian

Once Chris had to write a poem for class, but failed miserably. He later made a video that showed him raging about the deserved F. Strangely his voice sounded not as high-pitched as today, when he was 16.

The poem

The Homemade Nintendo Power magazine

I hear America singing and I sing of myself
And you experience as I experience
The problems of yourself are my problems.
[?] The young singing cries of happiness
As you have sung the song of laughter.
At age six weeks I sang this song of laughter
Then at one and a half years of age, the Lord put the mute button on me.
Those are my parents song they pulled me through to talk again at age seven.
I am now sixteen years old and good at talking enough to help me achieve new goals and Mario raceway records and to finish Homemade Nintendo Power magazine.
The magazine songs, the ballad of Sonic the Hedgehog on Game Boy.
The rudeness of the teenager's song,
The despicable mention of rude words and...D-R-U-G-S.
I am not afraid to speak despise the hazardous flukes in America's song.
My song that I sing, although I talk well,
My peer relationship is low, and my loneliness is off the scale.

The video

Part 1

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Just showing off his Homemade Nintendo Power magazine.

Part 2

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Chris rages at 7:38 and 9:14 if you want to skip all the shit no one cares about.

Transcript

[simulates blowing a trumpet, or the sound of a diseased rooster, to mark his arrival]

Welcome ladies, and gentlemen, to the Christian Chandler Show!

Bringin' ya lots of laughs, and all that neat 'ol stuff. Now here he is, the host with the most: Christian Chandler!

[simulates the cheers of a crowd]

Good evening friends, and welcome to the Christian Chandler Show. I am your host Christian Chandler.

Now tonight we are gonna talk about poetry. And uh, line-an' uh behind the scenes of part of the lines - which got me inspired. An' I'm gonna express my feelings a little bit, so please don't laugh. I feel, I'll feel embarrassed. Okay. Anyway, my poem is called, entitled, "The Song of Christian". And I just did it last night on May 14th, 1998.

[iritated undecipherable mutter] Anyway, uh, I'm gonna do my poem now so (kick house?):

[recites poem]

An' anyway that's my poem.

Now we gotta go behind the lines, and see how it all got inspired.

Now the first line, uh "" I got the combination of "Song of Myself" and "I Hear America Singing" and the experiencing.

Now the, uh, first line line "I hear America singing", and uh "Sing of myself". I got those from the combination of the first line of, both, "Song of Myself" and-s ah..s'I.. "I hear America singing". And the "experiencing" and ["problems"] .... I made those up myself. And of course, ya know, the ahh youth. I'm talking about the young children here. They start singing their cries of happiness when they are born. With their little 'giggles' and 'tee hee hees'. [elated sigh] That's just the sound of laughter. At age six weeks, I started... the sound of laughter which is my-when I start talking.