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'''''Sony''' is an electronics company. It is not to be confused with [[Sonee]], the pre-evolution of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].''
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[[Image:Lbpsucks.JPG|thumb|400px|center|Thank you for helping me meet [[trolls]]]]
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'''Sony''' is one of [[Chris]]'s game company hardons. Creator of the [[PS3]], PlayStation 2, and the PlayStation Eye. In a odd way, we have to blame Sony perhaps more than [[Nintendo]] for contributing to Chris's mental degradation (after all, Nintendo never gave him a camera and unfiltered Internet access).
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==The company and Chris==
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As a company, Sony has [[Troll|trolled]] Chris inadvertently several times. Perhaps the lulziest event in Chris Chan's life was the infamous [[Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown]] scandal. During the contest, [[Megan|rape was alleged]], [[Cole Smithey|family issues were brought to light]], and Chris... [[Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown#Master Onion A-La Mode|just watch]].
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{{quote|I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED CRYSTAL. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, "KICK THE AUTISTIC!"| [[Chris]] on how Sony cockblocked him}}
 
This sequence marks the downfall of Chris into even further madness. Before, he was a creepy dude who lived with his parents; after we saw that he was a [[Homos|homophobic]], [[niggos|racist]], [[Autism|retarded]] irrational manchild.
 
'''Thanks, Sony. Thanks a lot.'''
 
In the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]], Chris appealed to Sony (as well as to Nintendo and [[Microsoft]]) to stop the trolls.
 
==The company and [[Sonichu]]==
 
While Chris plugs many [[Axe|products]] (and never receives payment for doing so), none are more prominently displayed than the [[PS3]]. This four hundred dollar [[LittleBigPlanet|soul stealer]] has been subject to many, many [[Chris humps his PS3|creepy forms]] of idolization. One would wonder why Chris thinks Sony would '''ever''' want to appear in anything made by a man who [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|soils himself]].
 
[[Image:TROPHY.JPG|thumb|400px|center|Enjoy the hi-res MSPaint graphics.]]
 
==See also==
*[[PS3]]
*''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 16th, 2009]]
 
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Revision as of 00:57, 25 September 2009