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That was odd.
That was odd.
== Theories ==
Theories go here.
== Characters as Mary Sues ==
Sonichu isn't Chris's only Mary Sue.
Wild and Magi-chan fall into this category as well.
Sonichu, as we all know, is who Chris desires to be.  Rosechu is who he wants to be his sweetheart.  One of their daughters is obviously Crystal(Which one it is, I don't know).
Wild represents Chris's desire to be appreciated by his parents.  Look at his backstory--he was raised by a female creature that weighs on average 220 pounds and a terrifying male bug monster with swords for arms.
His father is instantly disappointed when Wild is unable to perform attacks perfectly literally five seconds after he hatches.  Wild cries like a bitch and runs to his mother.  This tells me that Chris thinks Bob should expect less of him.
Eventually, ScytherBob is abducted, leaving Wild to be raised exclusively by Mama Venusaurlax.  This makes me suspect that Chris thinks his life would be better if Bob didn't give him all of da stress.
However, Wild does something Chris doesn't.  He's going to reconcile with his father, likely by performing the same attacks he was unable to perform properly at the start.  This makes me think that if he makes Sonichu successful, Bob will respect him.
As for Magi-chan, Chris has always had a desire to have total control over everything.  He frequently exclaims that he is not a mind-reader, something many with autism spectrum disorders wish they had so they could know exactly what someone means by something.  He's lazy, and so he desires the ability to teleport.  And most of all, Magi-chan can see the future.  Chris hates suspense, as evidenced by his rampant carpet spoiler bombing.  He'd probably also desire knowledge of exactly when he'll find his sweetheart.

Revision as of 23:43, 22 January 2010

I'll just ramble here.

Oh, and I'm the guy whose letter caused Chris to describe the mildest nightmare ever.

I mean, seriously, how can Chris consider a nightmare where OTHER PEOPLE are suffering to be terrible?

I had a dream about Chris last night.

He stuck his hand (the one with the High School Ring on it) in front of the camera, and then dumped a bunch of pills into it.

Then the hand moved out of the scene and came back empty. I assume he was trying to kill himself on the internet.

That was odd.

Theories

Theories go here.

Characters as Mary Sues

Sonichu isn't Chris's only Mary Sue.

Wild and Magi-chan fall into this category as well.

Sonichu, as we all know, is who Chris desires to be. Rosechu is who he wants to be his sweetheart. One of their daughters is obviously Crystal(Which one it is, I don't know).

Wild represents Chris's desire to be appreciated by his parents. Look at his backstory--he was raised by a female creature that weighs on average 220 pounds and a terrifying male bug monster with swords for arms.

His father is instantly disappointed when Wild is unable to perform attacks perfectly literally five seconds after he hatches. Wild cries like a bitch and runs to his mother. This tells me that Chris thinks Bob should expect less of him.

Eventually, ScytherBob is abducted, leaving Wild to be raised exclusively by Mama Venusaurlax. This makes me suspect that Chris thinks his life would be better if Bob didn't give him all of da stress.

However, Wild does something Chris doesn't. He's going to reconcile with his father, likely by performing the same attacks he was unable to perform properly at the start. This makes me think that if he makes Sonichu successful, Bob will respect him.

As for Magi-chan, Chris has always had a desire to have total control over everything. He frequently exclaims that he is not a mind-reader, something many with autism spectrum disorders wish they had so they could know exactly what someone means by something. He's lazy, and so he desires the ability to teleport. And most of all, Magi-chan can see the future. Chris hates suspense, as evidenced by his rampant carpet spoiler bombing. He'd probably also desire knowledge of exactly when he'll find his sweetheart.