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[[Image:F_TattooSleeve0315_03.jpg|thumb|Chris believes wearing one of these will get him laid. Tattoo Sleeve of Fail, indeed.]]
[[Image:Fuck quest large.png|thumb|Unfortunately, Chris won't be making an [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|Adult Chronicles]] title on this adventure, as a Fuck Quest game already exists, (not that Chris gives a shit about copyright).]]
 
 
[[Fuck Quest]] is what [[troll]] field agents have dubbed [[Chris]]'s search for [[china]]. As opposed to his [[love quest]] (in which he pretended to be looking for [[sweetheart|true love]] and a mother for [[Crystal|Crystal Weston Chandler]]), Chris has finally cut the bullshit and is simply looking to get [[sex|laid]] — he is even willing to accept one night stands.
 
==Methods==
 
According to eyewitness reports, Chris is walking/sitting around [[Fashion Square Mall]] wearing a new [[medallion]] and a tattoo sleeve he got out of his ''[[Guitar Hero]]: Metallica'' game<ref>http://www.cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=837&start=120</ref> passively acknowledging girls he deems attractive. The existence of the new medallion was confirmed in the [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009‎]] video.
 
==Desperation showing==
 
Chris's open intentions have shown the rise of a new Chris; he's being honest and admitting straight out that he wants china and nothing else. However, he has yet to change anything about his [[clothing]] and still thinks things like a fake tattoo and a new [[medallion]] will [[fail|help him get laid]]. He's also not jumping up in their faces and forcing his [[Honest Content|HONESTY]] down their throats. Nothing has come of this yet but it's been said that it wouldn't take much for him to be banned from the mall again. There is also a pretty big risk of being arrested for sexual harassment, or even for soliciting sex.
 
Chris's Fuck Quest is already failing, as he has reappeared from his internet exile to post [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters‎|two]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009‎|videos]] begging [[boyfriend-free girl|women]] to come down and meet him.
 
It did not take long for Chris to return to the Internet, as he eventually grew impatient of a cruel world where women do not recognize his "e-fame" and reject him bluntly, instead of a safe cyber world with plenty of [[trolls|boyfriend-free girls]] that want to become his true [[sweetheart]].
 
==Has the Fuck Quest worked?==
 
No.
 
==References==
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==See also==
*[[Love Quest]]
 
==External links==
*[http://www.giantbomb.com/fuck-quest/61-24165/ Fuck Quest: The Game]
*[http://www.oldgames.sk/en/game/fuck-quest/ Fuck Quest, free download]
 
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