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Since [[1980s|childhood]], [[Chris]] has been a fan of [[Transformers]], and many Transformers-related things. Naturally, it should come as no surprise that has tried to combine some of those elements into his fantastic little world.
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As a result, we now have the '''Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad,''' an elite fleet of Autobots that strive to protect [[CWCville]] from "Decepticlones", the evil forces of [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and her [[Jerkops]], essentially leaving the Chaotic Combo and the rest of the [[Sonichu (species)|sonichus]], including [[Sonichu]] himself obsolete.
 
==Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad==
 
===[[Son-Chu]]===
 
Son-Chu is the pet name for Chris's "Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort"; the Sonichu Mobile. Son-Chu is armed with Plasma Pistols, an Energon Sword and a Roof-Shield.
 
===Prower===
 
Prower is motorcycle belonging to [[Punchy Sonichu]]. Prower is a ninja based character, which corresponds perfectly with Punchy's racist depiction.
 
===Bumble-Lumba===
 
The one with the stupid name. Apparently modeled after a Volkswagon beetle, or "Bug Car" as far as Christian is concerned, Bumble-Lumba delivers pizza and kicks ass with stingers.
 
===Excelina===
 
Excelina is a female motorbike, the eqiivalent to Rosebud in the shitty Airbuddies series. She punches and uses Sniper-style powers. Possibly owned by [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]] or [[Megan]], but this is unconfirmed.
 
===Armoraxe===
 
A van of unknown origins, Armoraxe is a "real [[Guitar Hero]]", who uses musical weapons to fight the enemy. His main attack, the "''Metal Melter''" Is a direct rip-off of the "''Face Melter''" from ''[[Brutal Legend]]'' save from the shallow Transformeresque twist.
 
==Decepticlones==
 
There are also some two bit villians in here. (Chris most likely wouldn't give two cents for them.) They are the Decepticlones, gleefully and obscurely [[Things Chris has ripped off|borrowed]] from the PS2 Transformers video game.
 
===Crackder===
 
Evil jets that fly around and terrorize the country side.
 
===Punislav===
The [[Jerkop]] police car. They are brown, because everyone knows the TRUE and HONEST Police are associated with the color blue.
 
===Scoundrals As Vessels===
 
The Scoundrals [sic] As Vessels, or S.A.V., is just what you'd expect: a lame parody of a Sport Utility Vehicle. The only real difference is that the S.A.V. is equipped with poorly drawn roof-mounted cannons.
 
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