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{{merge|Chris's Big Night Out}}
The '''Two's company snapshots''' are a series of photographs taken of Chris enjoying a drink with a morbidly obese young [[Boulder-dropping whale|whale]], playfully nicknamed '''Hambeast''' by the trolls. They were uploaded on [[4chan|4chan's]] /v/ on [[2009#July|15 July 2009]].


Contrary to rumors on [[4chan|lesser imageboards]], it can now be revealed that Chris did not receive any [[china|vag]], liberated or otherwise.
On the [[CWCipedia]] Chris claims that this was his [[lies|first date]].
In a [[Captain's Log]] dated 14 March 2010, Chris inadvertently revealed the name of the Hambeast as '''Faeryn'''.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Captain%27s_Log&oldid=4015 Captain's Log, Stardate March 14, 2010]</ref>
==Background==
The date was partially a setup by [[trolls|field agents]] to see how Chris would react to a willing, but physically unattractive [[boyfriend free girl|potential mate]]. While their introduction was a setup, it was actually Chris himself who initiated conversation and asked her out on a date, managing to snag her number. Like Chris she too was fat, unattractive, with poor hygiene and little opportunity for a relationship. Even so, she was less than enthusiastic about dating Chris, and only eventually agreed by virtue of not being able to come up with a good excuse not to.
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==The images==
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==Sauces==
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[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category: Social life]]
[[Category: Images]]

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