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In '''[[2004]]''', Chris pens the epic, genre-defining romance poem that is "''Hard Love Quest''". It includes the famous line: "''Why do all the girls have to be already taken... A real shame / boyfriends of all girls who are possible matches for me are really LAME''", and uses such literary techniques as rhyming and closed couplets, and a really shit lexicon. | |||
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|text = In '''[[2009]]''', Chris uploads the infamous video to YouTube of him stamping on his [[Sex toys|vibrator]] in an effort to show the trolls that he isn't [[Homos|gay]]. | |||
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Revision as of 18:33, 21 November 2009
Today in Christory;
In 2004, Chris pens the epic, genre-defining romance poem that is "Hard Love Quest". It includes the famous line: "Why do all the girls have to be already taken... A real shame / boyfriends of all girls who are possible matches for me are really LAME", and uses such literary techniques as rhyming and closed couplets, and a really shit lexicon.
(more...)
In 2009, Chris uploads the infamous video to YouTube of him stamping on his vibrator in an effort to show the trolls that he isn't gay.
(more...)