User:LlorTroll

The Tales of Chris W. Chandler

Chapter One: The Prank Call

Writer: LiorTroll

Contributing Writer: Smeel

It was a typical day in the lawless town called CWCville. The Mayor woke up from the bed and realised that he just crapped both his briefs and the bed he sleeps on!

"Sigh! I blame those dang dirty trolls for this!" Chris complains, never being one to accept responsibility for his own actions, "Oh well, I'll just get Mom to take care of the mess."

Chris struggled to lift up the mattress to take the sheets off, and decided to just sit down on the Sulking Couch, and phone his mom to come up, since he's too much of a lazy shit to actually hop downstairs himself. As Chris reached out to grab the phone it went off.

The person at the other end of the phone is a vicious JERK! People call him Joe the Troll, wearer of the dreaded idiot hat! A creation of another internet celebrity who is loved by his TRUE and HONEST fanbase and loathed by the evil trolls who torment him on a daily basis.

After ten minutes of Mass Debating, Chris decideds to finally pick up the phone. He askes who is ringing him at this time of day and Joe the Troll responds.

"We're on to you!" Joe says.

"Who is this?" Chris askes, confused.

"I am a member of the Self Righteous Right Winged Douchebags, or SRRWD for short, and I'm not at all happy with your shenanigans." Joe responds.

"UGH! Another dang troll who wants to play America's favorite game of KICK THE AUTISTIC!!" Chris moans.

"You don't even know what I look like you dirty old pervert! We have evidence of your pedophilia and will be taking action against you shortly!" Joe says, another troll behind him starts to laugh.

"I am NOT a PEDOFORK! You damn fucking retarded TROLL!" Chris yells down the phone.

"Explain why you drew pictures of 16 year old Sonichu and 15 year old Rosechu having ungodly sex with each other, explain the existence of 14 year old poorly dressed Zapina and the remark by Rosechu regarding child pornography laws being 'dumb'!" Joe says with a smile on his face, Chris will be struggling to wriggle his way out of this one.

"Firstly, Sonichu and Rosechu are NOT underaged! They are old enough to have sex. Secondly Zapina is NOT poorly dressed and is not engaging in any sexual activity, you dirty trolling pedofork!" Chris says aggressively.

Joe sniggered at Chris's pathetic retort, as does everyone else in the room.

"You retconned their ages after you drew those images of Sonichu and Rosechu having sex, so they were underaged at the time, first rebuttal destroyed!" Joe said, Chris started sweating like a pig as Joe prepared himself to destroy his second rebuttal.

"What do you want to talk to me about?" said Chris. "Your comic books, I think its genius, wait what am i talking about" said Ididapoo "They they suck!" The troll quickly hung up the phone. "SLADEROUS TROLL!!!" Bellowed Chris. at that moment the whole street shook and a few street lights fell down. People started to flock out of the houses to see what had just hapened. "What was that?" said a member of the public. "dunno" said another member of the public. at that moment Chris walked out of his house and looked at the people who just came out of their homes. Chris took a stance and yelled; "CURSE YE-AME-HA!" in a feeble attempt to get rid of the public. "What a man-child" said one of the public on top of his voice. The whole street roared with laughter as Chris started to walk back inside thinking he has cursed the people on his street. Chris decided to go into his room and make a new sign in hopes to get him a girlfriend. He wrote on the sign: seeking a boyfriend-free girl aged between 18 and 23 years old.

(to be continued) (if there are any grammar errors please correct them)