User:16BitAlex

It all started when I was surfing TVTropes one day, and came across a page for Sonichu. I thought "how bad could it get?" While the comic was lousy enough, Chris's life is better than any TV show. Sadly, that TVTropes page is gone now.

One little note: The one time I went to the Pokémon Trading Card League, it was at the Books-A-Million that Chris volunteered at. I know that Chris worked the place at the time I went, because it was before the Neo (Gold and Silver) series cards. I only remembered getting gypped out of my Zapdos in a lousy trade and then losing to a creative player that kept bending the rules, and neither involved Chris.

My project, Chris-Chan: Rock Band : User:16BitAlex/Chris-Chan Rock Band

It's sad that I don't even have anything resembling experience to put on a resume, or even a driver's license. However, I have a reason for both. I am in college on practically a full scholarship (meaning a job would be an obstacle to my study and play), and I was too young to take driver's ed the year it was offered. I am still searching for a job, though. Unfortunately, no experience, so I'm resorting to listing former teachers as references, like Chris did. So, instead of making dating education mandatory, I would make a part time job and a driver's license necessary for graduation.

Of all of Chris's sweethearts and gal-pals, I think Ivy was the prettiest, going by both the drawings of her and the photographs that were supposedly of her in "Boyfriend". I love red hair. On the flip side, JULAAAY! was by far the least attractive.

Oh, and I was the one who rediscovered the Pastebin containing the Kacey date recently. Thanks to whoever mirrored it.

Chris connections

We both:

• are fans of Sonic, Pokémon, and Guitar Hero
• went to Chesterfield County Public Schools
  • failed English in 10th grade only to make honor roll status upon graduation
• have a link to Leonard Bearstein. He gave Chris his name, I had a teddy bear of him when I was younger
• are out of shape, though I'm much less out of shape than he is.
• hate a certain food. Him, pickles. Me, apples.

Major differences

• Chris struggles to play Guitar Hero on Hard Guitar, ignores Bass, and probably would fail out of even Easy Vocals. (I don't know what difficulty he plays drums on). Meanwhile, I play Expert Guitar/Bass, Hard Vocals, and Hard Drums, and am quickly progressing through Expert Drums.
• He's on PS3, and his music game of choice is Guitar Hero. I'm on Hex-Box, and I prefer Rock Band.
• Like Liquid, I play the real guitar. Unlike Liquid, I play mostly electric.

RuleCWC forum

My days are numbered. Apparently, PVCC doesn't like competition.

Userboxes

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.