User:16BitAlex/Chris-Chan Rock Band

All of the stuff I removed from the Chris in games fan article because it took up too much space and bordered on namefaggotry.

Pictures are in the Chris in Games article. Note that the current pictures are of the RB1 versions, and are subject to change in my RB2 version of the characters, and the RB3 final versions. Ivy has the wrong top and possibly eye color in the current pictures.

I am taking a few liberties with some of the character designs, especially Sarah (PandaHalo) and Kacey.

Band and character instructions

The official lineup of Cutting Coroners, the supergroup featuring Chris and friends:

• Ian Brandon Anderson - lead male vocals
• Sarah Cassandra McKenzie - (rhythm guitar), lead female vocals
• Christian Weston Chandler - lead guitar, backing male vocals
• Ivy O'Neil - bass
• Kacey Devoria - keys, backing female vocals
• Clyde Cash - drums
• 16BitAlex - composer

The Rock Band 2 lineup features just Ian and the girls (Kacey on drums). The Rock Band 3 lineup is almost as shown, for male vocals, minus Sarah as rhythm guitar is not supported. She switches in for songs with female vocals.

If Rock Band 3's drop-in-drop-out gameplay allows a choice of characters and venue, this will be perfect. I will delight in watching Ian dressed as Reldnach sing Queen and Judas Priest.

The characters will only go by their first names publicly, to partially obscure the origins from those who don't know of Chris-Chan. However, the big Sonichu medallions on Ian and Chris might give them away. Was going to have Reldnach have the Black Sonichu Medallion, but the Halford Harness is too big.

As a side note, one of the loading screens in Rock Band is the singer getting arrested.

Ian:

• Hometown: NY (since Ruckersville, VA is not available, and not even Washington DC is included)
• Attitude: Metal
• Height: medium
• Weight: heavy - as it is, increasing weight on a male character just makes him more muscular, and the heaviest setting makes him look like a bodybuilder.
• Face: Iron Man
  • Facepaint: to simulate acne on his forehead, or, if you want, War Paint Video or Hello, Juffalo
• Eyes: light green - too bad we can't make a character with heterochromia
• Hair: The Quiff, greasy brown - closest thing to balding.
• Facial hair: Chin Beard
• Clothes:
  • Classic:
    • Top: Zoom Rugby (with Sonichu medallion art added), red and blue, or green and purple "MY NAME IS NOT IAN!"
    • Bottom: Perfect Distress
    • Shoes: Low School Kicks
  • Gay Trucker:
    • Top: Vintage Vest with Tee, vest in blue, tee in white, or just a plain white t-shirt, with "Mount and Do Me" on it
    • Bottom: St. Monday's
    • Shoes: Crap Kickers
    • Wrists: Hero's Cuffs
  • Collosal Chan:
    • Hair: Hair Metal, blue
    • Facial hair: Full Beard
    • Top: Vest Behavior
    • Bottom: Perfect Distress
    • Shoes: Marimbas
  • Reldnach:
    • Top: Halford Harness, in green
    • Bottom: Wanted Shred Or Alive
    • Shoes: Marimbas
    • Earrings: Punk 101
• Accessories:
  • Glasses: Miranda Sunglasses
  • Ring: Little Loopy
• Microphone: the standard Shure
• Guitar: Gretsch Electromatic Pro Jet (shaped like a Les Paul)

Chris: Same as Ian, except:

• Hometown: LA (again, exact location is not available as a hometown)
• Attitude: Goth
• Weight: medium - Chris is skinnier than Ian
• Face: Rocker
  • No facepaint
• Eyes: medium green
• Hair: Boy Toy, dark brown
• Top: Zoom Rugby in brown
• Guitar: Gretsch White Falcon (semi-acoustic)

Sarah:

• Hometown: Berlin (though Sydney has a playable venue, you can't choose it for a hometown)
• Attitude: Punk
• Height: tall
• Weight: medium
• Face: Belladonna
  • Face paint: like a panda (one liberty I'm taking with the design)
• Eyes: light blue
• Hair: Anime Buns, golden-blonde
• Clothes: ?
• Guitar: Jackson King V, Dark Metallic Blue

Ivy:

• Hometown: Seattle (Chris mentioned contacts in WA state)
• Attitude: Metal
• Height: medium
• Weight: medium
• Face: Artsy
• Eyes: medium green
• Hair: Lolita, orange-red
• Clothes:
  • Regular (human form):
    • Top: Stitchin' Time
    • Bottom: Crinoline and Tears
    • Shoes: Warrior Princess
  • "Princess Ivy" (furry form):
    • Top: Camden Calling Cami
    • Bottom: Catch O' The Day
    • Shoes: Radically 80s Boots
    • Wrists: Studded Gauntlets
• Earrings: 3 Ring Circles
• Bass: Fender Precision, Sea Foam Green to match her outfit

Kacey:

• Hometown: LA
• Attitude: Rock
• Height: medium
• Weight: heavy - Ian thought Kacey would be skinnier
• Face: Runway
• Eyes: light blue
• Hair: Layered, dark reddish brown
• Clothes: ? (will have to base outfit on one of the Rosechus - no reference material)
• Earrings: ?
• Keyboard: ?

Clyde:

• Hometown: NY
• Attitude: Punk
• Height: tall
• Weight: medium
• Face: Stone Jaw
• Eyes: light blue
• Hair: Mandana (closest thing, we don't have really good spiked hair)
• Clothes: ?
• Drums: Ludwig Gold Kit or Vistalites

And as a bonus character, Mary Lee Walsh:

• Hometown: NY
• Attitude: Metal
• Height: tallest
• Weight: heaviest
• Face: Muse
• Eyes: red
• Hair: Asymmetrical Bob (nothing really close to her hair)
• Clothes:
  • Top: Venus Fly Trap
  • Bottom: ?
  • Shoes: Bela Boots

To do:

• Mock up box art, using picture of Chris playing the Shredwud, the Christian Weston Chandler name logo from the Adult Chronicles box, and a few other things.
• Get Rock Band 2 so that I can have the characters as stand-ins DONE!
  • And, so that I can take proper rendered photos on the website When the site is working again...
• Get Rock Band 3 when it comes out, and the following:
  • Extra guitar controller
  • Rock Band 3 keyboard
  • ION Drum Rocker and cymbals
• Get a job to pay for all of this, since I'm not Chris and will never stoop to taking a ride on the monthly tugboat