To do
- wikiize. Would do it now but there's a lot of shit going on today. --Champthom 23:19, 24 July 2009 (CEST)
- I'd do more but I'm a wiki retard. D: Also that sounds like a good idea, Chris being the songbird he is. --Lime (Scold? | Undo?) 23:27, 24 July 2009 (CEST)
As an aside, it may be profitable to create a music video category and create a template for all the music videos. --Champthom 23:19, 24 July 2009 (CEST)
Added lyrics, but punctuation is off. --Garfield 03:15, 25 July 2009 (CEST)
- We really should restrict this to Chris original lyrics, since the lyrics are probably copyrighted and therefore SERIOUS BUSINESS. --Champthom 01:37, 26 July 2009 (CEST)
Retitled
Now it's "I am not gay, I am just Silly and Stupid, aka 'It's ____'" --Champthom 00:25, 26 July 2009 (CEST)
New Description too
| I INFORM YOU TRUE,
I was Blackmailed originally into singing that Damn, Dirty Song. Upon Initial Reading of the Lyrics, I FELT QUEASY and GOING TO THROW UP. I expressed that Fully in the FIRST TRIAL of singing it, even though I deleted it, someone else may have Mirrored those Close-Ups of my body and Vocals. I REMAIN STRONG AND TRUE; ONLY Straightness is Rightous; "Gay" IS "Stupid", and DO NOT use the word "Gay" IN ANY SENTENCE, UNLESS you are actually talking to or about a PAPER-CERTIFIED Homosexual (they're already all damned).
I AM A PAPER-CERTIFIED STRAIGHT MAN; I Personally Hold ALL the paperwork.
For the while, with "Stan Bush" at my PSP/PC/PS3 offering me Inspiration to continue on. I required an instance WHY of all human and God-Giving Reason, and if it was AT ALL, that original track ever GOOD and Beneficial for the Cause to Stay Straight. It took an Ex-Troll-Turned-Friend to let me know that TomBoy ORIGINALLY wrote that song as a MOCKERY. That was ALL I need to know and hear to MAKE MY MOCKERY to Gays, and SING ON. I have fulfilled my End of the Deal with Victory and Valour towards the Rightous Cause of Being Straight. I had "From the darkness stumbled into the Light". While it "Seems like it's been Forever", This was the "Last Round" that I had to "Fight for what I Know IS RIGHT". "Everyone may try to Break my Spirits, Keepin' Me Down," But NO MORE.
I, "Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler, of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, Virginia; TRUE ORIGINAL Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, WITH EYE-WITNESSES back on HIS and HER Dates Of Creation and Birth, AM BACK, and I will not stand idle and be Disrespected with fellow Local Citizens of all Genders and Races Falling in That Disrespect In My Wake.
I thank you ALL to RESPECT and CONTINUE RESPECTING Me, My Friends, My Hometowns, and THESE United States of America. I AM STRAIGHT; CUT YOUR DAMN, DIRTY "GAY" THEORIES THE FUCK OFF THE FACE OF THE UNIVERSE FOREVER.
Thank You.
Christian Weston Chandler, July 25, 2009
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--Champthom 00:29, 26 July 2009 (CEST)
- AND BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL I'M STRAIGHT! I love how he invokes all kinds of powers and uses random capitalization to prove his right. What the hell is a paper certified straight man supposed to be anyway? --Hayate666 12:49, 26 July 2009 (CEST)
Anyone ever notice...
...how Chris sounds like a Muppet or a depressed Yoda in the first video? --Eniggy 03:30, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
- Chris always sounds like an emotionless muppet. --BreadGod 04:27, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
- Or a bad Ross Perot impersonator. --The Iconoclast 23:42, 6 January 2011 (PST)