User:Dan Dash

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Encyclopedia Dramatica User This user forges lulz and spreads drama throughout his/her homeland.

Scampers This user thinks Scampers is the best Chandler cat! :3

HEXBox This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.

Tobacky Hate

His hate of tobacco may be caused by growing up in the Cigarette belt, which consists of major tobacky export states such as Virginia, West Virginia and The Carolinas, where cigarettes are often dirt cheap and smoked by the majority of the population, and 99.8% of the global population is jerks, so cigarettes are for jerks. Another, far more likely hypothesis is homophobia. Chris hates cigarettes because they are called "fags" in the uk. Because of his intense homophobia, he refuse to even mention something remotely homo.

PVCC

I propose going to PVCC and stapling up pictures of the MLW pages (not the porn) and start LARPing as Chris (W/ Attraction sign) and remind Mary that Chris and us have not forgotten about her.

Son-Chu

Besides buying Porn, video games and sex toys, I do not know why he skimped out on purchasing a car. I mean, Has he ever heard of the word 'Pussywagon'? A nice car would certainly increase his chances of getting pussy over his shitty 94 Escort. And, From his Facebook, he poses alongside Bob's BMW Z3, Thus proving that he has some taste in automobiles.

Snorlax

if we plan on trolling Snørlax, how do we do it? how do we troll someone who don't use the internet? Phone's trolled so much that they let it goto voicemail. We would have to go to Ground Zero to troll her (because her weight has left her incapable of mobility) , and it would be absolutely insane to show up at 14 Branchland Court without a respirator and/or an assault rifle. But then I think I found a way....

Cole Smithey

That's right, the only worthwhile Chandler (besides Lumberjack). We are going to use him to troll Snore. We will send Snorlax a fake invitation to a film premiere, promising free chicken, but we won't have tickets for Chris, leaving him at home and vulnerable to trolls, then what happens next is up to us.

Bob Chandler

Bob may be awesome, but he's still a stupid redneck married to a fat whore. Our awareness of his stupidity makes him a prime target of trolling. Bob is a very hypocritical man. What he fears most is Socialism, while simultaneously teaching his son to abuse welfare and buy video games and porn, when his welfare checks are intended for essentials like food and Shampoo. I suggest sending a heath inspector or Social Services to check out the shithole, i'm sure the junk's spilled out onto city property by now, or we could pretend to be the Health Inspector.

CWCKI Boner, a Cuntry Song

I Fucked Bubbles Rosechu, I Fucked Patti-Chan, I Fucked Rosechu and I Fucked all of her kin! I Fucked Reggie Sneasel! I Fucked Chris Chandler's little girl! I Fucked 'em all, I Fucked 'em all, My CWCKI Boner, just won't go down!