User:Sparklemilhouse
Things I unfortunately have in common with Chris:
-We both went to community college -- but at least I did something with my associates degree.
-We both drive or have driven Ford Escorts -- however, mine was a 2000 sedan, and I have since acquired a more grown up car.
-I've shopped at the infamous Fashion Square Mall Chris has been banned at.
-I'm fat too, but at least I find close that don't accentuate my fatness, unlike Chris.
-We both learned about Long Island iced teas via Marge Simpson.
I went to an all female college near Charlottesville, and it scares the living daylights that I was THAT close to Chris the two years I was at my college. However, it relieves me is that it appears that he doesn't know that there is an all female college close to him.