User:Clydec

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I AM GOING TO OVERTHROW YOU CHAMP

AND KILL YOU -- Clyde 18:13, 15 January 2011 (PST)

  • AND RAPE YOU -- Clyde 23:48, 4 February 2011 (PST)
    • AND MOLEST YOU -- Clyde 17:32, 5 February 2011 (PST)
      • YOU CAN DO ALL THAT BUT YOU CAN'T WORK ON RABBICHOSO -- Jerk 17:45, 5 February 2011 (PST)
        • DAMN IT JERK -- Clyde 17:47, 5 February 2011 (PST)

Rabbichoso sucks.--Delabonte 02:34, 6 February 2011 (PST)

CWCki Improvement Team

The objective is to make the CWCki less gay. Members:

  • Delabonte

If you feel like you qualify, please put your name here:

  • User:Ronichu - No idea what this is but it sounds good. Gimme a list of shit to do and I'll do it. --Ronichu 14:42, 8 February 2011 (PST)
    • Go through every article and delete stupid shit. Bad jokes. Stupid jokes. Retarded memes. Speculation. The works. -- Clyde 15:23, 8 February 2011 (PST)
  • Well, I've already gone through and changed references of Chris's misogyny to chauvanism, since Chris is more of a chauvanist than he is a misogynist, so I'm game to play janitor on here. John Ritter's Nutsack 15:00, 10 February 2011 (PST)
    • I hope you're joking. That's not helping at all. -- Clyde 11:46, 11 February 2011 (PST)
  • I'll sign up... I found a minor inconsistency regarding GameSpot/Game Place. I think the new Autism transcripts might need some minor editing... but if there are more pressing needs let me know. --Darkspecteranon 23:11, 14 February 2011 (PST)

Make things concise. No more sperging walls of text on obscure topics. No more opinion. No more speculation. No more Ronichu. --Delabonte 07:16, 15 February 2011 (PST)

  • Also you shouldn't need us to tell you what to do. If you do you shouldn't be here. --Delabonte 07:16, 15 February 2011 (PST)
  • Maybe it's because what you consider bad is entirely based on your personal opinion, along with Clyde's, and has no objective value. --Champthom 20:36, 15 February 2011 (PST)

Q AND A HERE

start here:

Why do you not return my calls?SurfShackTito 15:00, 9 February 2011 (PST)

  • because i have caller id -- Clyde 15:02, 9 February 2011 (PST)

Do you regret/wish you hadn't done something during your time trolling Chris? PerilousSquall 18:43, 9 February 2011 (PST)

  • i dunno -- Clyde 18:48, 9 February 2011 (PST)

How does it feel to be responsible for the drought according to legi0n?SurfShackTito 18:50, 9 February 2011 (PST)

  • yeah i know. i totally caused it. feels good man -- Clyde

I read somewhere on ED that you're involved in at least one other trolling scheme. How does the manchild compare to trolling other lulcows? Isarko 19:15, 9 February 2011 (PST)

  • chris is dead. people need to learn to move on. chris was just something a bit bigger and probably got out of hand imo -- Clyde 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Is it difficult balancing trolling with fighting for freedom in China? --Delabonte 20:35, 9 February 2011 (PST)

  • I think someone's been listening to Guns n' Roses "Chinese Democracy" album. --Chris_Pickles 02:11, 10, February 2011 (EST)
    • Shut up. --Delabonte 12:52, 11 February 2011 (PST)
    • this is how i fight for freedom. once i expose american failures to the public, i will destroy america's status as superpower. duh -- Clyde 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)
      • You rock, good sir. Or should I say "That Clyde is a pretty cool guy. eh pwns Americunts and doesnt afraid of anything..."? BrianBash 20:53, 10 February 2011 (PST)
        • shut the fuck up -- Clyde 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Hey Clyde. I've always been curious, what is your favorite video game(s), and favorite video game console(s)? --Chris_Pickles 01:19, 10 February 2011 (EST)

  • super mario galaxy 2 goty all years -- Clyde 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

When traveling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hyper sleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening and how many wraths to the nearest molton? SurfShackTito 01:35, 10 February 2011 (PST)

  • 7 -- Clyde 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

If you could go back in time and change one major historical event, what would it be and why? --EdtheHedgehog1894 08:01, 10 February 2011 (PST)

  • hitler's suicide. he had a lot more to accomplish. -- Clyde 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Question from Ivy: "I am taller than you. Will you go back to China and do the taller surgery thing to be taller than me someday?" --Jerk 12:32, 10 February 2011 (PST)

  • "PS- Even in Heaven, I am taller than you." --Jerk 12:36, 10 February 2011 (PST)
    • fuck you -- Clyde 14:04, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Where did you very first discover Chris? Was it on /v/ or /b/? Also, what was the first move you made to troll Chris? I know Medic takes alot of the credit for the early days of CWC trolling, did he really have a big effect or was most of it handed to him? Nigroid 17:25, 10 February 2011 (PST)

  • /v/ and medic did jack shit. the only person of note who did anything was evan. -- Clyde 22:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)

What is love? Baxter 19:32, 10 February 2011 (PST)

  • love -- Clyde 22:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Do you and the PVCC cabal really have Chris's email, voicemail, etc. under surveillance to protect against white knights and overly noobish trolls? BrianBash 20:53, 10 February 2011 (PST)

  • no but i have his ps3 if that counts -- Clyde 22:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)

You wouldn't happen to know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, would you?--MoarLurk 23:08, 10 February 2011 (PST)

  • because it's full of fucking sugar and kids love that shit -- Clyde 11:46, 11 February 2011 (PST)

I have 2 questions actually... 1) What's the meaning of life? and 2) Why did you decide to start trolling Chris of all people? (not that I'm complaining) --4Macie 20:37, 11 February 2011 (PST)

  • 1. because -- Clyde 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)
  • 2. bcuz i was naive and young back then. those were the days my friend. -- Clyde 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Is the PVCC kind of boring? Barachulove 23:17, 11 February 2011 (PST)

  • if you're looking for chris shit, super boringo. there's like one user who keeps annoying everyone about chris shit and everyone's like shut up we're talking about donkey kong country returns now and he's like but wait can't we and we're like SHUT THE FUCK UP CHRIST and we lock his topics because that's how we fucking roll seriously it's like a stupid generic message board now the only reason we couldn't want to let people in is because it is a small tight knit community or smoething and really if you wanted to join you'd have been in #sonichu and we chillin with us and we'd let you in because that's the type of person we'd want in that community who shares the same interests and feelings you know because we got that same type of emotional connection but not in a gay way dude but like friendship like in that game mortal kombat you know -- Clyde 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)


You are crazy. Agreed?--WeirdGuy

  • fuck off -- Clyde 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)


Chinese Democracy the album sucked. Does this lower the bar for actual democracy in China? Massive Dynamic 17:00, 12 February 2011 (PST)

  • chinese people don't even listen to rock and roll. they only listen to classical mozart. or else -- Clyde 18:02, 12 February 2011 (PST)


Is it true that there have been several people who have used the moniker "Clyde Cash" throughout the trolling of Chris, and you are in fact the third such person to do so? Nigroid 14:02, 18 February 2011 (PST)

  • yeah, there's plenty of people pretending to be me. well, clyde. not me. i'm awesome. -- Clyde 20:46, 21 February 2011 (PST)
  • On a scale of 1 to 10, how silly would you consider yourself? TheIronFjord 21:08, 21 February, 2011 (EST)
    • 29 -- Clyde 20:46, 21 February 2011 (PST)

Do you have any plans for Chris' birthday? Not you-know-who...I mean you in particular. I was thinking about buying a shitty toy gun and shooting at a dartboard with a picture of his face taped to it. Totally wholesome. --EdtheHedgehog1894 12:46, 22 February 2011 (PST)

Math Questions go here

SurfShackTito 01:32, 11 February 2011 (PST)

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