CWCki:Operation Mailbag

PROTIP: I'm just kinda throwing them up there whenever. Love [ Clyde ]. Check the mailbags to see if it was posted!

Post your e-mails to Chris here. Please see CWCki talk:Operation Mailbag for Rules of Engagement and details. --Champthom 00:31, 29 November 2009 (CET)

From: Joseph Jackson (josephwalterjackson1929@gmail.com) Hello again Christopher, First of all, thank you for answering my previous letter! Even at my old age (I'm 80 years young), I can recognize a genius when I see one, so it's an honor to have a correspondence with you. Here are a few more questions that I have remembered that I had wanted to ask you: 1. What caused your old pastor to perform a background check on you? I think that's a shocking invasion of your privacy, so I'm glad that you've found a better church. 2. Thank you for your advice regarding my son. I've tried to help him to the best of my abilities and even with my attempts to clean him up (he puts so much emphasis on his singing that his hygiene is quite poor), but he just ignores me. How do you think I should discipline him? I've tried just about everything, including restricting his internet and video game usage, but nothing seems to work. 3. Have you ever considered hiring a manager? In my experience dealing with the entertainment industry (I managed one of my son's careers many years back), I know that it is a very tricky and cruel business. Like I've said, you possess a powerful talent, so you should definitely look into safeguarding it. 4. I don't mean to invade your privacy, but can you tell me anything about your parents? They've done a terrific job of raising you, and I'm curious to know what techniques they used. They should be very proud of how you turned out. 5. How did you decide to devote yourself to creating comic books? I was browsing through your gallery of original artwork on the CWCipedia and I was surprised by the sheer variety of your artwork... from Pokemon cards to CD covers to magazine covers, and so on. Again, thank you so much for opening up this line of communication to you. I look forward to seeing where Sonichu will take you in the future! Sincerely, Joseph

From: Dan Ferraro (danqferraro23@gmail.com) Chris, I'm pleased to see that my favorite cartoonist is answering so much fan mail, and during the holidays when most people are so stressed out and busy! Some of these people are being extremely rude and I think you're handling it with a lot of poise and maturity. I'm actually writing you because you've said in a video that you were asked to leave the Wolf Scouts (it was Wolf Scouts, right?) for your Autism. I know the Boy Scouts of America have undergone some high-profile lawsuits for excluding certain minority group, but I was wondering why they'd make someone with an obvious disability leave their group. This seems highly unfair and would be the kind of thing I'd make a big fuss out of it ever happened to my child. (I'm not meaning to imply that you're extremely disabled or low-functioning here either, I mean you can drive a car and graduate from college, which are pretty big accomplishments for an autistic person.) Also there's the incident with the Green County School District where you say that multiple staff members held you down and recorded your screams: I might have some insight to this. Did you ever lose your temper as a child? Why, exactly, were they recording you? My wife works in Special Ed in the schools and they're actually allowed to restrain children that have violent temper tantrums if they're a danger to themselves or others. The faculty are all given extensive training to make sure they don't actually injure the child. Believe me, the Special Ed teachers are there to help the children grow into functional adults, not to hurt kids. Exactly how badly were you injured during this? I know this was almost 20 years ago but people have been able to sue and win for injuries that have happened long ago. Sorry if I'm prying, my brother's an attorney who handles discrimination lawsuits, and my mind started wandering. Personally I would have sued the pants off of both groups. But that's just me. Merry Christmas, - Dan

From: Cathy G (Catherine2@mail.ru) It's interesting to see you putting together ideas for future Family Guy shows. Will your ideas follow more of a rough outline, or will you type up actual scripts which detail the character's exact lines of dialogue and such? Since most of Family Guy's humor is based on referencing pop culture of the 80's and 90's you will do well at this. I'd specifically like to see more about Brian's girlfriend, as in what breed of dogs do you think are the most attractive? Which ones would be a good match for his personality? You tell me, you're the writer! -Cathy

From: Gloria Steinem (gsteinem71@mail.com) So it was not rape because "she asked for it"? I'm afraid you do not understand the point I am trying to make. If you saw a beautiful woman, asked her to give you a blow job, and later found out she was really a man, would you not be horrified? Lovely was in a perfect monogamous relationship with her husband and you tricked her into having sex with you, an impostor. And then you brag about your sexual conquest to your friends the moment you get back, turning her into nothing more than a notch on your bedpost (your first and only). You never felt any real emotions for her. You saw her as just a pussy for you to fuck. You know that you could never have an Honest sexual relationship with anyone, so you resorted to lying to a woman to make yourself more of a man and take advantage of her for your own sick pleasure. She thought you were her husband. She thought you were the man she had spent the last few years of her life with. The man who knelt by her side as she gave birth to Crystal. Who loved and cared for her. But you were none of these things. You were her husband's demented twin taking advantage of your shared physical appearance to turn a woman into something as unimportant as a sexual object for you to lose your virginity to. Does that make you feel like a man? Because it just goes to show how desperate you are becoming as you reach middle age with no sweetheart to call your own. You're just a sad, pathetic child of a man obsessed with the idea that one day you may finally know what it's like to be with a woman. To finally prove to yourself your straightness. But you will never feel true love. Any woman you meet will become your object to take out your sexual frustrations on. To bear you children and to make money while you sit at home, a "househusband" with no job, sitting around playing video games because you never put any effort into anything. Stop treating women like they're only objects. Stop pretending to care about them, only to forget them and move on to the next Sweetheart the moment they inevitably leave you. Go back to the way things were when you showed Rosechu's desperate struggle for the right to not have penises drawn on her. Stop trying to do these awful things like cure the wonderful homosexual population. You should have stayed in the time void, and stayed away from Lovely. Sonichu #10 is offensive, and it all centers around you, so I will NOT be reading your comic any more. I demand an apology for women everywhere for the way you treated Lovely Weather. If you do not, I will call for a nationwide female boycott of the Sonichu franchise.

From: Porfirio Díaz (p.diaz1830@gmail.com) Hello Christopher Ah, yes I have been reading your sonichu comics, and I have to say you've done a very good job! The backgrounds are vibrant, the plots coherent and the villians are so realistic! I have just one question for you, Senor Christian. CWCville is located in the united states right? In that case where are the Mexicans? All I see in the comics are anglos but no Mexicans. Why is there no mexican electric hedgehog pokemon? The reason I ask is that this is a shocking oversight from someone as well versed in the spanish language and latino culture as you. Do consider having Sonichu and Rosechu visit Mexico. Either that or do a story centered on the struggle of a mexican electric hedgehog pokemon to go to the land of liberty that is CWCville. Sincerely, Porfirio