CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!
A video Chris made in rage against CChanSonichuCWC accusing him of not doing the song right. This video was released August 6th 2009.
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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The Video
Transcription
CHRIS CHANDLER! Firstly, your video is only half the length of that track. The full length of that track is almost ten minutes. Redo the video for the full nine minute something length. And commentary, you can put them in a separate video. Separate. So, sing the whole nine minute something song. And another thing, Chris. Your for real- your name as I have been told by Kacey is only Chris Chandler! No chin, no topher, just Chris! So, admit that. And another thing,
IAN BRANDON SOMETHING!!!
I am CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL AND CALL ME A REAL NAME THAT have god has been given to me and the bear at Regency Square Shopping center, during 1989, YOU DAMN MOCKING BASTARD! Get it RIGHT! I'M Christian Weston Chandler, you are only CHRIS CHANDLER! Your medal is made out of PAPER! The whole length of time, the real medal has been made out of Crayola fucking Model Magic and acryllic paint! If I wanted paper, I would go to Wal-mart and pay five dollars for FIVE HUNDRED SHEETS! Redo the ten minute song and save the commentaries for a separate video, and everybody on the internet knows that I am real deal, you are the impostor, so give up the damn game already before I really call the poli-(realizes he fucked up) before that I actually-(fucks up again) before I tell the police all the information I have gotten since I finally got them involved, and then send them on your case, put you in jail, even though I would prefer not to see you in jail because Kacey respects you so much, man! She cares about you so much! She has told me herself, over the telephone! If I did not have that beforehand, I would have just been gladly prepared, gladly, and only gladly, before talking to her, gladly, to see your ass behind bars. But after talking to Kacey, and hearing her honest respect, (calms down here) I would hate to see you in jail, out of respect, and of care, because she would be heartbroken. You are a lucky son of a gun, Chris Chandler, so quit this stupid impersonation game. Call my by the real name that god and the bear has given me throughout my whole life. (starts to rage again) The current name of Christian Weston Chandler, the first name being Christian and my Spanish nickname being Ricardo. But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian Weston Chandler.
(takes a few deep breaths, possibly due to exhaustion)
This game is not fun, if you are not careful, you really are going to go to jail. You will be tried in court, and you will be going to jail or server community service, forcedly. I have- I was nice about it, I told you the details, and what do you do, YOU KICK ME IN THE BALLS AGAIN! And I do not appreciate that! So stop it! Stop it! Come clean! Rip off your PAPER medallion, RIP IT OFF like a shred of paper, look at my medal, I cannot even twist it, because it is made from Model Magic, not some cheap paper I can get at Wal-mart for five hundred dollar- for five dollars for five hundred sheets. Sing the whole nine minute something song.