Chris Calls Clyde Out
After a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again, this time calling out Clyde Cash with a bizarre impression of what he believes Clyde sounds like.
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Hello, Mr Clyde. I have a bit of a message for you [sic] response you sent to me recently. [pause, raises eyebrows] Yeah. Basically this is the impression I got from your message.
[Unintelligible gibberish in a baby-talk voice from 0:15 to 0:34, after which he seems to lose his train of thought and trail off. He starts up again after a pause and continues until 0:46. Here it cuts to another place in Chris' room, where he continues his gibberish and mimes kicking and punching the camera complete with sound effects. He smacks the camera with his PS3 controller. The video cuts to Chris still gibber-shouting and hitting the camera with the controller again. At 1:00 in he stops the baby-talk voice.]
Oh, and how 'bout this! I get angry! [he grunts, growls, and looks a bit constipated. He roars at the camera up close and shakes his fists and PS3 controller.] I'm feel calling you out, Mr Cush! [sic] I AM CALLING YOU OUT! [he holds his fist up to the camera and punches it, video cuts to a calmer Chris in a fighting sort of stance] Come on, man. Come out of your trollster's paradise. I'll give you a beatdown. [waving fist at camera] You don't like that? Well. Tough cookies! [He holds a thumb up to the camera sideways with a psh noise, he pauses and punches at it again with another psh noise. The video cuts again to Chris looking pleased with himself. He appears to be about to say something, but decides against it.]
Well Clyde, I'll be calling you out. I know you're in my neck of the woods somewhere, so...just come right on out, and find me. [peace sign] Peace.