Love Quest
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Chris's life purpose since age 21 has been to "find a sweetheart to build from the ground up" to "give birth to (his) God chosen daughter whom [he] shall dubly named Crystal Weston Chandler" ("a name similar to (his) own" and "after the illustrious metal").
Chris will boldly announce his love quest is finally over with any woman who makes eye contact with him.