Love Quest
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Chris's life purpose since age 21 has been to "find a sweetheart to build from the ground up" to "give birth to [his] God chosen daughter whom [he] shall dubly named Crystal Weston Chandler" ("a name similar to [his] own" and "after the illustrious metal").
Chris will boldly announce his love quest is finally over with any woman who makes eye contact with him.