Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6

The sixth of the calls between Chris and Alec Benson Leary.

Transcript

Alec: [cut off]--s it's, uh, it's Alec.

Chris: Yes, hello, Alec.

Alec: Hi. Um. Uh, I was uh, wondering if you'd like to...continue our discussion about, um, about getting all the ads down?

Chris: Ohhhh-kay.

Alec: Um, well first I wanna let you know that um, just to make it clear, if you--if you make another video that, um, includes all the requirements that I'm going to list for you, I will, uh, remove all of my ads completely. From the CWCipedia. If you, if you follow my instructions. That sound good?

Chris: Yeah okay, hang on lemme get something to write on and something to write with.

Alec: Alright.

Chris: Okay, I'm listening.

Alec: Alright. Um, first of all, like I said in our last call, I'd like you to admit that I do have a very sizeable fanbase. Uh, because I think you believe that I don't have any real fans. I'd like you to admit that I do. I have quite a lot of fans. A lot of them are former Sonichu fans.

Chris: Okay, well, yeah...admit that. Okay what's the next thing?

Alec: Um, well, in your apology video I asked you to address not only Simonchu, but Simonla. And you didn't. And I'd like you to bring up that you actually did ask Evan permission to use Simonla when you first began using her, uh, which shows that you understood from the beginning that Simonla was not yours and you were borrowing her from--or, or him, rather, Simonchu--from the original creator. And I'd like you to admit that Simonla was never yours.

[pause]

Chris: I see. Hm.

Alec: Will you do that, Chris?

Chris: I'm writing it down, hang on.

[pause]

Chris: Alright, what's the next thing?

Alec: Ummm...I'd like you to admit that you...attempted to edit the CWCipedia article about Simonla to say that she was your original creation. Well, wasn't a nice thing to do to your fans.

Chris: Right. Anyway, uh, got that written down. What's the next thing?

Alec: Um...I want you to acknowledge that even though Evan gave you permission to use Simonla, he later took it away. And he took it away quite a long time ago. And I'd like you to admit that you have been ignoring and disrespecting his requests to remove his character from your comic.

Chris: Alright I'm writing it down. Hm. Huh...permission to [mutters]...

Alec: You know, it sounds like, um, you're actually pretty agreeable about this, and I'm glad about that.

Chris: Yeah well I'm writing it down here. Um...yeah.

Alec: Well yeah you're writing it down. So you're, you're going to do those things so far?

Chris: Yeah. [very quickly, as if trying to sneak this past Alec] Well anyway--anyway it's still debatable. Anyway. What's the next thing?

Alec: [nobody's fool but his own] Nooo, it's not debatable. Chris, all these conditions I'm listing, you have to do these, or my ads go nowhere.

Chris: Yeah. Anyway. Uh, okay, what's the next thing?

Alec: Does that matter to you, Chris? You said that's debatable and I'm saying it's not. Don't you...wanna acknowledge that?

Chris: Acknowledged, anyway, uh, what's the next thing?

Alec: [sigh] Alright. Um, I asked you to apologize for the word naive. I want you to do that. Specifically say that you used the word naive because you intended to hurt and insult me, and you know that I am not naive.

[pause]

Chris: Alright. Yeah. Okay what's the next thing?

Alec: I want you to apologize for cursing Mao. And um, actually I'd like you to issue him--give him a forgive-a-ness blessing. To--to retract that curse-ye-ha-me-ha.

Chris: Hm. Mm...okay, uh, anything--anything else?

Alec: Um, I want you to apologize for stealing from me.

Chris: Hm.

Alec: You know, the um...the false Chaotic Combo I created, you stole them, and you stole Asper...chu and tried to change them around.

Chris: Uhh...

[pause]

Alec: [inhales] Um, can we talk about S--can we talk about Simonla a bit? Because I wanna know why you say it's debatable.

Chris: Hm. Lemme think about that a moment...mm...okay, I guess that was a...premature thing to say, so I re--I respectfully withdraw it. So, is there anything else?

Alec: Um, so you...so you are going to say that Simonla is not y--you're going to say exactly what I asked you to say about Simonla? You're going to...?

Chris: Yeah.

Alec: Okay. Um, the next thing is...these are the things that I wanted you to make in a video. But I also want you to, um, in your comic, just take a page or whatever, you know, take a little side break from the main story, and use the page to explain, uh, everything that I just said as well. And I would like you to, in that comic page, apologize to me, and to Mao, and to Evan, for all the things that I just listed.

Chris: Uh-huh.

Alec: Are you gonna do that?

Chris: Yeah.

Alec: 'Cause uh, I asked you...I just wanna make sure you're going to do these Chris, 'cause I asked you to do these things last time that we talked about it, I mean the last time before you, you know, hung up on me, and um, you said you were writing it down but then you forgot like half the things that I asked you to do.

Chris: Yeah. Alright so, is that it, is there anything else?

Alec: Um, I guess you don't have to put it in the video, this next part, but I'd like you to apologize for pretending to be your mother in the last phone call. And uh, pretending that she was calling you away from the phone call.

Chris: Hm.

Alec: And the reason I'd like you to apologize for that is because I, um, really don't benefit a whole lot from calling you about these matters, I was calling you because I wanted to give you a quick and easy way to settle this whole ad business and to settle the fight between us, and rather than take the opportunity to listen to what I said, you pretended to be your mother, and, you know, pretended that your mother was calling you away to do an errand and you had to leave the phone call. So instead of handling the problem right then and there, and if you had done so, then, you know, the ads could have been gone by now, but instead you [Chris 'hm's] ran away from me. It shows you don't respect me.

Chris: Right. Yeah. So, alright. Wrote that down. Anything else?

Alec: Well, I'd like--I'd like you to admit that right now, Chris. That you lied about that.

Chris: Okay, why don't--

Alec: And since you--

Chris: I admit that--I admit that I pretended to be my mother, to end the call early last time.

Alec: Can I ask you why you did that, Chris?

Chris: Because I felt it was going on and on, and I was--

Alec: We were--

Chris: --tired...

Alec: We were barely on the phone for five minutes when you did that. And this is, like I said, this is a serious matter, and it's your problem that I'm trying to help you with. I was being gracious enough to call you, to, you know, give you a way to settle it. And you still--you ran away from me. Real men don't run away from their problems, Chris. When I--I talked to you, I talked to you on an even footing, man to man. I don't lie or deceive you. And I don't run away, even though you are a troll to me. Because, you know, obviously I've been calling you. To talk to you. Instead of hiding from you.

Chris: Okay.

Alec: Um...that's another thing I want you to put in the video. I want you to admit that you are a troll. And that you have been trolling me ever since I--ever since my comic started. And use that word specifically. Say, "I, Christian Weston Chandler, am a troll."

Chris: Yeah. Okay.

Alec: Can you, um, read back, uh, to me the list that you've made since we started this call, please?

Chris: Okay. Admit that Alec has sizable fanbase, address the--I had permission for Simonchu but then it was withdrawn, and I did not admit to--uh, an a, admit--admit--admit Simonla was not mine, admit (?) anything to my Simonla article, yeah Evan gave permission, but withdrew it, gone against his wishes, no Simonla, apologize to Alec for calling him naive, apologize to Mao forgiveness blessing, apologize for stealing Asperchu and parodic characters, and (?) comic page explaining all of that with more apologies, and I just apologized to you for pretending to be my mother to end the call early, and admit trolling you.

Alec: Okay, good.

[10:52, TBC]

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