User talk:MoarLurk/MoarRambles

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For your plan, I suggest a Mailbag letter saying that he is a pregnant woman, and once he answers it and says he isn't, (In December 2011), then we follow up with a mailbag bombing full of letters all saying that he is. --Edward 23:40, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

But of course, we have to run a plan to get him back into writing the Mailbags first so he'll notice it, which we can only do once 110mb stops being shit and Chris forgets that he's not supposed to be on the Internet.--MoarLurk 00:23, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

About Waliflower looking like his mom, you should add that to your entry on snorlax because maybe she's coddled Chris so much that he most associates with women that make him think of her. Shawths

Rocky and Alec

Since Rocky is trying to make Chris quit the internet, perhaps we should come up with some sort of scheme that will result in his banishment from Wesley Memorial, so that way she will no longer be able to influence him. --BreadGod 23:18, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

  • She'll need some convincing. She is the ultiamte White Knight, remember? We'll need all the 'Chris and' articles, the sex videos, the death threat videos, Sonichu 10, Twin Falling Towers, The CWCipedia article on Aspergers, the article on slow in the minds, the article on Niggos, the article on Homos, and Sonichu 10. That should do it. --Edward 23:54, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
Banning him won't work, his church is full of idiots who claim to be liberal Christians. It will be faster to just get her to realize that Chris cannot and will not change, and to do so we need to provoke him into coming onto the Internet again. I suggest that Alec be allowed to use the CWCipedia to host Sonichu 11 as well as answer some of the mailbag questions(in a snarky manner, of course). When Chris finds out and bitches, the Sysop will step in and remind him that Alec will not be able to make any changes to the website other than uploading comics or answering some of the mailbags. Oh, and if Chris doesn't make another comic in a month using Alec's reboot as a template(c what I did thar?), Alec gains full rights to Sonichu. Chris will freak out and start generating comics in an attempt to save his copyright. The Sysop can also say that the website has been getting many, many more hits than ever before after Alec has been on the website. The hellhole that is CWCipedia could use some positivity, after all.--MoarLurk 00:17, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
  • I agree. But can we convince Cogs to let us do that? Can we convince her to let Alec host his comics on the site to force Chris to come back? Its a good plan, but I don't know if she'd go for it. --Edward 00:42, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Worth a shot, just don't phrase it as "GIVE ALEC CWCIPEDIA RIGHTS AND VANDALIZE IT" or anything similar. The lynchpin is that Alec won't be allowed to do anything but upload comics--that way, Chris doesn't see trolls cascading over the site and crash into slumber, but he does see someone taking Sonichu from him. Chris puts a lot of value onto Sonichu--so long as he has it, it doesn't matter that he's a fat, lazy, insensitive, smelly, idiotic manchild. He's a fat, lazy, insensitive, smelly, idiotic manchild who CREATED SONICHU THE BEST IDEA EVER OMG. Take that away from him and he's nothing--in his own, true and honest eyes.--MoarLurk 01:52, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
  • I wasn't going to word it like that. I'm not sure how i'd word it. In any case I think you would be better at explaining it to Cogs than me. --Edward 01:55, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Letting Alec upload his Sonichu 11 to the CWCipedia would be a great idea. I am in full support of this. --BreadGod 04:04, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Indeed, we still need to get Alec and Cogs to agree but if we can then this should make Chris rage pretty hard. I also think that the plan with Rocky is good but 1)it won't get Chris banned, and 2)if we did so then it'd just get Chris to swear off the internet again for a little bit. Such an event would make any plans with Sonichu 11 potentially less successful. I'd say to act on Sonichu 11 and if that doesn't work then we can try to use Rocky (both should provoke Chris easily). --Caboose -1 23:01, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
  • I would like to say though, that it would be a good idea to not directly go after Rocky in any way. She thinks theres hope of Chris changing, true, but that is just being naive. She's not retarded like Chris is. If we fuck with her in any significant way then she can do something about it. --Edward 22:13, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

I've pitched my idea(There were a few modifications as well as a suggestion for Sonichu 11's plot) to Alec, if he approves I'll ask Cogs. Plus, Rocky is an optional target--at the very least this should frustrate her.--MoarLurk 22:44, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

  • Frustration is always good. I still lol whenever I think about those pics of Chris's sex video being sent to Bob. --Caboose -1 23:01, 5 April 2010 (UTC)


Crystal is not a dream

Maybe I can help you out on your "Crystal is not a dream" theory. Sailor Moon aired in syndication first in 1996. During that run, they introduced the future daughter of Sailor Moon, Chibi-Usa/Rini, but not that plot point (I believe they just mentioned she was from the future) until the company DiC aired the remaining episodes years later. Chris would have been 14 at the time, but I highly doubt he would have watched it, seeing as it came on at an early time in his area (5:30 AM. I know this because I watched it). He could have, who knows, but I doubt it. He would have most likely saw it when Cartoon Network aired the series again in 2000.

Now, here's the thing - in the anime, it was preordained that Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask would have this kid in the future and they would rule the Earth, no questions asked. The manga drives this home when Tuxedo Mask is killed near the end and Chibi-Usa fades from existence. This is much different from, say, Dragon Ball Z, where Future Trunks' actions lead to three different futures being created. Or that one Simpsons Halloween episode where Homer keeps screwing up the past and it has all these alterations to the future. Or hell, any of the Back to the Future movies.

The preordained future is probably Chris's selling point in this. He thinks the future is set in stone and there's no way you can change it. Then again, if that's true, then the trolls are probably true masters of time and space...--Blazer 17:13, 6 April 2010 (UTC)


  • True masters of time and space...I think...Maybe...What do you think would happen if Chris found out that his sucess is not gaurenteed? In fact, what do you think would happen if Chris could somehow be convinced, that his Failure, is gaurenteed? --Edward 17:24, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
  • I remember a suggestion that turned up on /cwc/ that went like this--a girl was supposed to claim to be Crystal from the future. She'd have various conversations with Chris that would go on until Chris got suspicious of her being a troll/tried to have sex with her. Somehow, this would alter the future so she wouldn't exist and she'd "fade out" in front of Clyde Cash or someone else during a chat with Chris. I thought it was funny, anyway--it would end with Chris realizing that he had more or less killed Crystal with his stupidity.--MoarLurk 18:11, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
  • It would be epic and lulsworthy, but also completely impossible. Chris is a perfect storm; welfare fraud coupled with autism, staggering ignorance and rampant, raging narcissism all wrapped in enabling parents who provide both a corporeal (his room) and imaginary (CWCville) safe-house for Chris means that he can resist practically any change. Even the combined armies of the various chans, for all their life-destroying might, have barely made a dent in his life; the worst that they've really done is make him a little paranoid, made him go outside a little less, and made him unemployable to anyone who knows how to use Google. It would take something extremely serious and definitely illegal to break him out of this "zone". Something like forced military conscription, the death of both his parents or (more realistically) the loss of all household tugboats would be sufficient; precious little else would be. Remember: Chris is the wall. You can't beat the wall no matter how hard you try. Ronichu 17:51, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Of course, we don't need to beat the wall when the wall is collapsing in on itself. We're just watching and making fun of it. Also, anyone have a list of media that involve time travel that we know for sure Chris has seen?--MoarLurk 18:11, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
  • We don't know that this wouldn't work. Keep in mind that Chris is incredibly gullible. We could manufacture something to this extent but to drive it home we may have to use videos to make it more believable to Chris. There's plenty of video editing software that could make Crystal "fade away" on camera. However, the problem arises if Chris has the foresight to ask personal questions that we don't know or even: "Who's your mother?" It could be made more believable if we get someone to plant the idea in Chris's head that time travel could be possible. There are stories of people allegedly doing this so we could play off of that. --Caboose -1 18:46, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
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