Talk:Mailbag 27

John Calvin!

My favorite Christian philosopher! It's like Christmas all over again!

Seriously though. I doubt Chris's church is "Against" any verse in the bible, they just hold to a very loose interpretation. I would love it if we could get Chris to read something like the Screwtape Letters or Mere Christianity just to see him try and rationalize exactly how sinful and blatantly unchristian his life is, but I know it would all go right over his head.--Beat 06:12, 31 December 2009 (CET)

Chris is now claiming Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus are gay

I don't think he really believes it though.--Beat 06:16, 31 December 2009 (CET)

• He went for the best insult he can find. I guess it will fail as usual. Griffintown 06:21, 31 December 2009 (CET)
• Actually, in some of the chat logs some of the trolls talked about at least Clyde Cash being gay as a means to upset and confuse Chris. In particular the one where he tried to convince them to get him to rape Rocky it comes up quite a bit.

Chris's grammar in his response to Baily Jay

Did anyone notice that there are far fewer arbitrarily capitalized words than usual in the response, not to mention that Chris's writing seems to flow better. What could account for such? It seems that he can write tolerably well when he actually cares about making a good impression, no? --Doomknight 10:08, 31 December 2009 (CET)

• My question is this: is Chris being so thorough because he's attracted to Baily, or is it because he's considering becoming a M to F transsexual himself? He's already expressed the opinion that gender reassignment surgery is preferable to homosexuality. Bladedone 20:53, 1 January 2010 (CET)

• That's really a stretch dude.--Beat 03:16, 2 January 2010 (CET)

• Chris has some obvious gender identity issues, but I don't think he's actually a transsexual. --Anaconda 03:19, 2 January 2010 (CET)

• I think it's true that it's a stretch to say that he's interested in becoming a "trap" himself, but he seems to be ocnflicted on whether or not it's safe to be attracted to MtF trannsexuals.

Ted Kennedy

The Ted Kennedy e-mail is probably one of the funniest mailbag letters in a long time. Also, Chris sure is a dick for telling him to "suck it up" and move on with his life; did he "suck it up" when the whole Ivy thing fell apart on him? Did he "suck it up" when Kacey chose the other Chris? It's especially ironic how many "celebrity" e-mails come through the mailbag that Chris doesn't catch, even when he called out "Stephen King" for doing it. He caught on to the Stephen King e-mail, but then followed the Chris Brown e-mail, the Ted Kennedy e-mail, various anime and video game character e-mails, the John Calvin e-mail, and the Michael Jackson e-mail. Let's also not forget that he went ahead and did the video shout-out to "Dylan and Eric" without a second thought. He was still in high school when that happened; there's not much of an excuse for not catching those names in that original e-mail. We need more celebrity troll e-mails. Karloffsidekick 13:38, 2 January 2010 (CET)