User talk:Delabonte

At least you get the joke. YOUR AN HERO TO ME, DELABONTE! --Champthom 06:34, 2 May 2009 (CEST)

Oh lol, my bad. Was in grammar nazi mode, fixing typos. --Jump 16:10, 2 May 2009 (CEST)

Congratulations!

You were mentioned in the new video. Nice. --Champthom 22:48, 17 July 2009 (CEST)

• Thanks. This calls for a box to go on my userpage. --Delabonte 04:59, 18 July 2009 (CEST)

• Oh Lord, I just your pro tip on your user page and I LOL'd. --Champthom 16:33, 9 September 2009 (CEST)

Lovely Weather

"Sex under false pretence IS statutory rape. Also saying Chris raped his future wife is funnier."

I'm not going to sit here and have an edit war with you, but I believe you are mistaken, Mr. ex-Minister. I can find no evidence of sex under false pretense being considered rape of any kind. It certainly is sexual assault, but I can't find any legitimate site that claims it to be rape (aside from random postings of failtowns on forums). Unless you can provide some evidence, I'd say that you're simply wrong about that.

On top of that, you're right in saying that it's "funnier" to say that he raped her, but that's not the point. We're supposed to document what actually happened/was implied. We don't need to make up things to make Chris look like more of a douche; he does that for us enough as it is. --Tristran 04:15, 11 December 2009 (CET)

• You're... You're kidding, right? If she doesn't know who he is, and thinks he is someone else, she cannot give consent. Sex without consent is rape. You're pretty gross for arguing that's not what happened, because it totally is. --sonichuis44 04:26, 11 December 2009 (CET)

• She thinks she knows who he is, though. He deceived her and got her to willingly consent to sex with him. That's not rape. It's sexual assault. --Tristran 04:30, 11 December 2009 (CET)
• Every weekend, I'm over at a singles' bar in the area. I always lie out of my ass just to get laid. One week I'm an airplane pilot, the other I'm a venture capitalist, one day I was even a comic book artist. And now you're telling me I'm a rapist? --Lynxr 04:46, 11 December 2009 (CET)

• Of course she thinks she does; that's part of the deception. Look, if I dress up like Jimmy Hill and go over to your house and you go "Oh God, Jimmy Hill!" then tear off my clothes and go down on me (cause u gay like that), then I rip off my mask after jizzing on your face and go "Surprise! I'm really Internet Comedian SonichuIs44!" I've raped you. You consented to sex with Jimmy Hill, not with me. Even if I never reveal I'm not Jimmy Hill, I've raped you; you never consented to sex with me. You could at least try arguing it's not rape based on the fact that she's having sex with Chris either way. And pray tell what is the difference between rape and sexual assault?

Lynxr, you're not telling them that you're someone else though; if you convinced them you're really Tom Hanks, but you're not (I'll assume you're not), you've deceived them. --sonichuis44 04:48, 11 December 2009 (CET)

"It certainly is sexual assault" - what do you think rape is? Time-travel sexual assault laws have yet to be tested, but from where I stand if you have sex with someone knowingly under false pretense, then it's not fully consensual. Also, this is the CWCki not the supreme court. And saying Chris travelled through time to rape his future wife is still funnier. --Delabonte 04:53, 11 December 2009 (CET)

• You both have a interesting definitions of consent. What you're saying is that it isn't consent unless she knows the full truth. That's... horribly illogical and simply untrue. Now, specifically for Sonichuis44, the difference between rape and sexual assault is that rape is entirely forced and without consent (or in some cases of statutory rape, simply consensual sex with a minor). Chris has consent in this case, whether you want to admit that or not. She willingly did it with him, and not under threats or force (unless there's something he's not telling us about this fictional story that he, himself, made up in the first place). It's as simple as that. Maybe what he did violated her, maybe she really wouldn't care all that much if she knew the truth, but it doesn't really matter, but it seems pretty obvious that she agreed to it. Back to the point, though, rape is a subset of sexual assault. Sexual assault involves undesired sexual contact, but it might not involve intercourse in any way (such as sexual touching), or, even if it does... well... that's relative to who's making the rules in whatever jurisdiction. Some things that are generally considered sexual assault in most places are mitigated to full-blown rape status in other places and vice versa. I don't really care to get too into that, but the fact of the matter is that he had her consent, and that's what's relevant here. However, I'm done arguing about this fictional story. Further arguing about a sexual encounter that never happened, nor ever could (as time-travel like that is, from a logical standpoint, absolutely impossible), seems ridiculous. --Tristran 05:17, 11 December 2009 (CET)

• Don't bring logic into this. Also, Chris agrees with you: "You are misunderstood, it was not rape; She mistook me for my future self, and She Asked Me to have sex with her.". This means you are wrong. Good day sir. --Delabonte 05:31, 11 December 2009 (CET)

• We may have had a tense discussion, and you may well have been a piss-poor Minister of Defense, but... I've decided that I like you, Seinor Delabonte. Your lulziness rating qualifies you for the much-coveted Badge of Lulziness and All-Around Goodness, which you may apply for by filling out the form that will be mailed to you shortly. Please allow blah blah blah blah. Good day. --Tristran 06:54, 11 December 2009 (CET)

Temporary ban

Dude, Cody is a newfag but he's trying his best from what I've seen thus far. I don't give a fuck of he's a juggalo elsewhere and as I told BlueSpike, I'm not banning him from CWCki unless he starts shit here. As I said here, I will not ban a user unless they do shit on the CWCki like harass users, vandalism, etc.

Delabonte, I am disappoint, son. --Champthom 02:53, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

• I apologise. --Delabonte 13:52, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

PRO TIP

With the welcome template, you have to manually enter your user name so if a new user wanted to ask you a question, there would be a direct link, so it'd look like {{welcome|Delabonte}} and it would provide a link to your talk page where they can ask you a question. Yeah, it's lame but I'm not sure if the process can be automated or anything. --Champthom 09:58, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

I love you

For your "Not a forum" template. You've made me proud.--Champthom 06:39, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

User Pages

I don't know who you are you what you are, and I don't really care - but don't edit userpages of others. --Anonymax 16:15, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

I should have known. You are a PVCC member and a member of the old guard. A newfag like me has no chance. --16BitAlex 01:47, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

• You keep repeating this like it's going to make me respect you but continuing with your Autistic actions. Don't shit on my cupcake and tell me it's icing. --Delabonte 04:07, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
• Hi 16BitAlex. I was informed I'm not allowed to call you a fag on your talk page. So, hi. Fag. Sully 04:39, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

• HEY GUISE, I MADE A VIDEO THAT WARDS OFF FAGGOTS...

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LET ME KNOW IF IT WORKS. ALSO, 16BITALEX TOLD ME HE COVERED HIS DICK IN APPLESAUCE AND LIKED IT. THEN HE ERASED IT TO HIDE THAT FACT. --Fuckingstupid 07:18, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

• This is good and you should feel good. --Delabonte 07:57, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

Messages to Alex

Why did you eat your homework? --Delabonte 07:57, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

It tasted better than apples.

And, I cannot accept. To me, eating apples is equivalent to dressing in women's garments, and unlike Chris, I do not have a desire to be a woman (see Crystal the twin sister). --16BitAlex 14:42, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

BTW, I approve of my quote on your user page, unlike that last one. --16BitAlex 16:33, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

1) I have no desire for your approval. 2) We're not singling you out here. All PVCC members have to undergo a test of loyalty. This is yours. If you are too cowardly to complete it please refrain from bitching about the PVCC being a closed community, and remember that you had your chance. --Delabonte 01:50, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

(since Gary was a loser and Ash was here last time) This was against my personal beliefs. Almost anything that didn't involve eating or drinking a vile "healthy" substance, I might have done. And then you have the nerve to spit in my face after you gave me a task I could and would not complete. I AM NOT A COWARD. --16BitAlex 03:02, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Do you understand the sacrifices people have made to join the PVCC? Trolling Chris at this level requires nerves of steel. It requires somebody willing to face their worst fear. As you yourself have said, you cannot eat an apple. You are a coward and I was wrong to ever think you were one of us. --Delabonte 07:44, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

What Delabonte said. I have seen trolls go to the highest highs and the lowest lows to achieve lulz. And you? You won't even eat a fucking fruit. That shows you are completely and totally spineless. Getting into the PVCC usually involves proving that you are not a faggot. You haven't. What the hell makes you think you would last 5 minutes in there? We're not spitting in your face, you are spitting in ours. Basically, you want to sit around with your thumb up your ass and be worthless yet still hang out with people who do more than play Rock Band all day. Go back to your plastic instruments you sniveling, chicken-shit, coward. --Fuckingstupid 10:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

My 360's dead, remember? No more Rock Band for me. I literally have nothing. I can't get a job because I haven't worked a day in my life, and no one will hire a rookie. And who said I wanted to post there? I'd just lurk moar there. Better than lurking in /cwc/. What are these highest highs and lowest lows? I am pretty sure fruit is not one of them. I will not stop until I am in. --16BitAlex 16:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Heh, I'm watching this unfold and I'd just like to comment that I love how you are acting just like Chris. You apparently won't be useless because your shitty game broke. Because your game broke, you have nothing, which is like Chris except his games haven't broken yet (yet he has equally little in real life). You expect people to pity you because you've never contributed to society. You have a sense of entitlement that you think earns you the right to walk through a locked door and just sit on the inside. People get into PVCC because they want to not be useless pieces of shit all day. Lurking is not what they do. God damn. Fuck a fruit basket. (inb4 not a forum/trolling, I have a need to speak my mind that borders on faggotry, I know, but it isn't trolling.) :3 Thelieisacake 17:10, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

"Not a forum" is for article talk pages. If only society gave me a chance to contribute. Society gave Chris a chance. --16BitAlex 17:14, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Jesus Christ, you really are a sniveling coward. More than I even imagined. There's a hole in your story. It says right on your user page

"...but I wish I could contribute to the troll efforts.."

and now you tell us you just want to sit on the sidelines. I know why there's a change to your tune. You're afraid. As for highs and lows, it seems you are also an illiterate dipshit. Do you think field agents want to be around Chris? Do you think that people walk around in pickle suits in public for fun? Some of the trolls have suffered severe embarrassment and just plain disgusting situations. You can't even eat an apple so you can "lurk moar" on a fucking forum. That is the epitome of cowardice. No wonder you have a pathetic life. You are too scared to do anything except nothing. --Fuckingstupid 17:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Alex. Listen man, I don't support Delabonte by any means. If I were in your position, then i'd be pissed off too. But speaking as an onlooker of this argument you have gotten yourself into: If Chris has taught us anything then it's to not feed the trolls. With that in mind, stop talking. Stop talking right now, move to a new account to escape the trolling, and spend the rest of your online days lurking quietly and not getting involved in PVCC related arguments. Seriously, you don't wanna fight these guys. You will lose. Remember who owns this site. I'm just sayin' --Edward 17:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

If I had any logical place to QFT, be damn sure that I would. Thelieisacake 17:33, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Any place to what now? Sorry, i'm not up on my internet speak lately. --Edward 17:36, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Eh, sorry. Quote for truth. Common on forums when someone agrees with another to such an extent that they can't think of a way to put it better themselves. Thelieisacake 17:38, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh. Thank you. --Edward 17:39, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

I go for all or nothing. In this case, I've got "very little" - no job, a bad reputation here, but at least the knowledge of Chris. "All" would be being a respected member of the PVCC. "Nothing" would be a life ruined by being trolled.

As I hold out, am I not demonstrating my nerves of steel? --16BitAlex 17:43, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Knowledge of Chris is easily accessible and so not worth two shits. You're still trying for pity, which is only going to be met with "Fuck you" round these parts. Let me be the first. Fuck you. Also, at this rate, even if you skip this account and start fresh, your petty attitude and general lack of merit means you can never be respected by PVCC. Lern2internet, then come back in a few months once you get your shit sorted out. Final point: "nerves of steel" got a laugh out of me. You're putting up with a few people on the internet. That isn't hard. You won't even eat a fruit for fuck's sake. Drop the "nerves of steel" shit and start trying to find something you actually DO have. Thelieisacake 17:51, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

You heard me the first time when I said I have nothing. The rotten school system taught me nothing. The more I put up with this, the more I sympathize with Chris. In fact, I might have to find a former friend of mine to Ian Brandon Anderson and take his identity just so I have something. --16BitAlex 18:41, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Alex. Your doing it wrong. This is not the best course of action. I tried saying it nicely and tried to give you some good advice. Let me now try putting it another way:

Being a whiney bitch does not get you respect. Shut the fuck up before you dig yourself in any deeper. --Edward 20:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Holding out gives you "nerves of steel"? That's hilarious. You are too scared to eat a fruit. Coward. --Fuckingstupid 21:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

What can I do, after shutting up and admitting defeat? I can't exactly get a life yet, since as I said, I'm unhireable, and I have two more dreadful years of school left. --16BitAlex 21:46, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh no! You have to go to school! What kind of dirty trolls made you do that?! It's good to see that you're blaming them for the problems in your life, just like Chris. Thelieisacake 22:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

I'm not blaming the trolls for making me go to school. --16BitAlex 22:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh, don't be such a slow-in-the-mind. In a phrase with two potential subjects, the thing smart people do is choose the one that makes sense. Might be a bit of a stretch, when one factors in the fact you have a fear of FRUIT, but still, I expected more. 0/10 try harder. Thelieisacake 22:27, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

seriously, you have shown 0 reasons why you deserve a pvcc account. ZERO. you're never getting an account. ever. Clydec 22:22, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

SHUT UP ALEX! JESUS CHRIST! Alex, I had more sympathy for you when you were just being trolled for being a dumbass. Stop being such a self absorbed little bitch and GTFO! Take my advice and just adopt a new name. I don't give a shit about how horrible your real life is! No-one does! This is the internet! You can sort out any real life shit on you own time. Here though, you actually have a chance to save your reputation by starting a new identity and just never letting anyone know who you are. Your certainly not ever getting respected this way, and Clyde just told you that you have 0 chance of getting into PVCC now. So leave! DO IT FAGGOT! --Edward 22:31, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Having been dox'd, they'd probably remember my IP address. I will never be able to escape this identity. It's too late for me to turn back. It is my life mission to get into the PVCC and become a respected member.

I don't care if I never get china, I don't care if I have to live on the monthly tugboat.

I'm probably irredeemable at this point. It would take a sex change for me to be able to in good conscience eat that apple. You've pushed me to the point where I start bleeding Honest Content. --16BitAlex 22:45, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

OH DEAR LORD!!!!! Now I know what the White Knights go through when they first realise that Chris can't be helped. This is it! This torturous feeling I get trying to get through to you! A feeling of my very soul being chained down and laughed at as I try to fight against an unmoving brick wall! It's the most horrific thing I have ever felt! WHAT ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?! --Edward 22:52, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Having trolled people quite a lot (it's what motivated me to come here, and I still do it regularly) I can tell you that this is about at the stage where he has the "brilliant" and "original" idea where he is backed into a corner so he pretends he was actually trolling us the whole time. He's using Chris terminology to try to lighten the mood. Troll victory GET... Except this time this isn't trolling. Oh, and he's planning to deny this comment. Thelieisacake 22:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh, and check his page. He's an emo now too. Figures. --Edward 22:59, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

What am I? Possibly the next Chris. After all, the same dysfunctional school system, Chesterfield County Public Schools, produced the both of us. Anyone who went to school there and turned out normal probably had some kind of deity, good or evil, on their side to give them the brainpower and willpower. I, unfortunately, am an atheist, giving me no resistance against the defective education.

I have seen my purpose, and it is to be a lolcow. Trolls, move your home base from Charlottesville to Richmond. It's the lolcow capital of the world now.

Had you not launched the attack on RuleCWC, this would have never happened. But, had you seen through me when I listed my similarities to Chris on the original version of my user page, you would have found that out sooner. --16BitAlex 23:09, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Would you please just shut up and start slitting your wrists already? I've already given you some very good advice. And don't give me that shit about IP tracking. People have beter things to do than hunt you down. Just get a different account and don't start any more shit and your safe. Why is this so hard to comprehend? This would be over already if you didn't keep whining about it. --Edward 23:13, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

If I had to choose between a stereotypical emo useless piece of shit and this guy, the stereotypical emo would win. That places 16Bit on par with furries on my Scale of Respect. Thelieisacake 23:15, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Funny you should say that. I am a former furry. To be more precise, I was along the lines of Alix Henroil, only with Sally instead of Sonic as the target of my affections. Emphasis on former. Even I don't like furries anymore. --16BitAlex 23:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Wow, there really ISN'T anything good about you. Why the fuck is an emo furfag on a troll site to begin with? Thelieisacake 23:27, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Emo/former furfag, thank you. I ditched the latter to become the former. --16BitAlex 23:32, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Once a fag, always a fag. You cannot grow out of a sickness. Both are attention whore wastes of space, so I always figured it was more of a package deal. Thelieisacake 23:39, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

I'm going to pop over to /cwc/ for a moment to consult the anons about the best COA. Hold down the fort here for me, would you? --Edward 23:28, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Can do. Thelieisacake 23:31, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Waiting for a response now. --Edward 23:45, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

I got some replies. See here --Edward 00:04, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Eh, they have a point. I guess we could just wait until he bawwws and then get someone to deliver the b&hammer. Thelieisacake 00:14, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

I suppose, but as I said in the thread, I don't think you can be banned just for being a whiney emo furfag attention whore. Unless we have any rouge Jerkops out there who might be willing to help? Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more. --Edward 00:19, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Remember, I was a decent editor until I cracked. --16BitAlex 00:22, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

• Looking over your edits, you were a shit editor. This makes sense since you don't have access to the PVCC to learn all of the current troll goings on. Oh well, given what a huge coward you are, and that you will never join PVCC as a result, I guess you will always be a shit editor.Raticus 20:12, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Shut up. You have lost your right to free speech. --Edward 00:24, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Alright then. Anon have spoken. They say to just ban the fucker. I doubt I can get him banned, but it's worth a shot. --Edward 00:38, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

I've asked Clyde to get rid of him. Awaiting response once more. --Edward 01:06, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Listen, I got to go to sleep now. It's about 3AM where I am right now, and i'm getting tired. I'll be back in about 9 hours for further insulting of Alex or celebrations, depending on whether or not he is banned by then. 'Night --Edward 01:13, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

With regard to his new shit: So basically you're saying that men who eat fruit turn into women...? Well, that certainly explains the rampant epidemic of trannies the world has been so worked up about... wait... Also, asians aren't necessarily incest, so I dunno what the fuck that's about. You never even finished that sentence. Apple products you count as exceptions because it's convenient. It just shows how lazy you are that you can't even follow your own rules. Thelieisacake 17:32, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

• Copy-paste that onto his talk page. --Edward 19:54, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
  • Crap wording. Reworded on my user page. Fruit doesn't make all men fruits, it's only me who suffers this irrational belief. --16BitAlex 20:39, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
    • I am literally crying right now at the thought you could still be alive with how fucked up you are. --Edward 20:53, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

I feel the same way about you Edward. Stop famewhoring on my page. --Delabonte 16:10, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

If anyone's "famewhoring", it's you, Delabonte. You made this section so you could rant at a user for attention. If other people join in, then yeah, they get attention out of it, too. However, this is still your attention whoring plan, not his. Thelieisacake 16:15, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Is there anyone on this bloody CWCki these days not afflicted with Autism? --Delabonte 16:24, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Most users actually. Believe me, i'm a minority here. I don't see what your problem is with autistics though. Autism is not an instant retard formula, despite what Chris would lead you to believe. --Edward 17:44, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

All you guys are fucking pathetic. So long, faggots

Sign your posts, god damn. Thelieisacake 22:35, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

That. Also, good riddance. Sully 00:19, 28 June 2010 (UTC)