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Today in Christory;
In 2004, Chris pens the epic, genre-defining romance poem that is "Hard Love Quest". It includes the famous line: "Why do all the girls have to be already taken... A real shame / boyfriends of all girls who are possible matches for me are really LAME", and uses such literary techniques as rhyming and closed couplets, and a really shit lexicon.
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In 2009, Chris uploads the infamous video to YouTube of him stamping on his vibrator in an effort to show the trolls that he isn't gay.
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