30 August 2009
Captain's Log, Stardate August 30, 2009 is a video in which Chris claims to have NOT received any boxes from the USPS or from UPS. He, then goes on to prove he's completely NUTS by assuming he has another personality, Christopher.
Video
Transcript
Captain's Log - Stardate, August 30th, 2009. I just wish to uh, report that, uh, amongst the things that we have received, we have received no boxes, contrary to belief of one troll that has been- leaving messages about such. We have received no boxes, because we have advised the USPS and the UPS to stop sending them to us, and plus that Ian Brendon Anderson or Ian anybody does not live here. Nobody by the name of Ian lives here. So you mayas give up and quit your stupid game.
Anyway, on another- on another note, there is a troll you should be- *mumbles* YOUR TROLL? HE'S AS MUCH MY TROLL AS HE IS YOUR TROLL! You're right, Christopher, but yet, I'm uh, addressing him as my own. AH COME OF IT, CHRISTIAN, YOU'RE ALWAYS BECOMING SO MUCH POPULAR, YOU ONLY MADE ME POPULAR BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT MY NAME UNTO THE SCENERY! *Fakes unches self* Christopher, calm down... NO, YOU CALM DOWN, MAN! AT LEAST THE PSYCHIATRISTIS ABLE TO DECIPHER THAT BOTH OF US ARE LIVING IN THE SAME BODY! Come on, man, we've been friends before, you don't need to be doing this in front of the camera... I'M ON YOUR SOUP! (?) I WANTED TO LET MY VOICE COME OUT IN THE-(mumbles) EVER SINCE THE NAME CHANGE! I'VE BEEN STUCK IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD FOR A LONG TIME! Yes, but at least the psychiatristis have allowed you to come back into the frontal being, even though it was like, a whole bunch of confusion during the time as well. YEAH, THAT WAS LIKE YEARS AGO, I SAW THIS PSYCHIATRIST. Yep.
-Awkward silence-
Anyway... *Eyes bulge* just call us CHRIS!
Points of interest
This video could shed a bit of life on Chris's psyche and his life. His "Chris personality" claims that "he" visited a psychiatrist many years ago. Considering Chris's current attitude to psychiatrists, it can be assumed that he is either lying about this, or did not receive satisfactory care from the psychiatrist. While it is unknown if he has actually ever seen a psychiatrist (probably not), it is quite clear that he isn't really suffering from split personality disorder in this video, and if he is suffering for it, it's probably amongst the least of his psychological woes.