Talk:Chandler Cats

Scampers This user thinks Scampers is the best Chandler cat! :3

Scamper is my favorite so I made template that says as much. FUCKING USE IT!--Megaman 21:21, 1 May 2009 (CEST)

No I am pretty sure Lucy is the best. Those eyes goan getcha. Axe 06:36, 6 May 2009 (CEST)

Kitty is the best because kitty has the best hate. We all need to learn to hate like kitty.--Beat 20:37, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

People! People! We all know Desi is the superior cat!--Wintermute 06:04, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Factual Content

Recently, it has come to my attention that there is little factual content in this article. The claims that the Chandler cats are not house trained and "shit everywhere" may be grossly exaggerated. The only cited instance of cat feces is in Vivitheg's AIM chat, where Chris complains of an accident in the kitchen. Any pet owner can attest that pets have accidents once in a blue moon, and one incident doesn't warrant a claim that there is "Cat shit everywhere". Please keep your eyes open for examples that prove the chandler cats are not house-trained.--Megaman! 09:14, 8 December 2009 (CET)

• Spoiler - most of the CWCki is "grossly exaggerated" (see Chris's alleged pedophillia, racism, etc.). Sometimes it's a bit much but it's for dramatic effect. Also, have you seen the house vids? In a house like that, they probably wouldn't be reluctant to shit everywhere. --Champthom 09:39, 8 December 2009 (CET)

• You know, in retrospect, Megaman has sorta has a point. That's something we need to work on. --Champthom 20:36, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
• When Chris had to come up with an excuse to escape Alec, the first thing he thought up was "The cat shat on the floor". Given Chris's utter lack of creativity, that makes me think that it's a fairly common occurrence. But if you're worried about factuality, just say that they "may" not be house trained and "may" shit everywhere.
• I've read that cats who shit freely anywhere within the household feel superior to their masters. Now,either the Chandler cats see Bob,Barb,and Chris as inferior to them or the house is cluttered with so much crap the cats tend to shit themselves before arriving to the litter box. Just a bit of info on cats. Even animals don't think much of the Chandlers.--Bealtespip122 21:21, 3 September 2010 (PDT)

R.I.P. Desi and Skittles.

Judging by the Jackie Emails, Desi and Skittles are either completely dead or completely missing, as Chris says he has only 3 cats and names the other three.--OFSheep 20:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

Desi probably ran off. Skittles being so damn old is probably dead. Pfargtl9000 23:27, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

Dead or missing, at least they're in a better place. Bill Lumburg 00:34, 13 June 2010 (UTC)

Desi looked like an awesome cat. The Chandlers did not deserve her. Well, they don't deserve any living creature, really. --Inferno232 19 June 2010

Nooo! *cries* Desi was my favorite cat!--Wintermute 06:04, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Feral Cats

Considering the fact that Chris admits that his home is a hotbed for feral cats, how do we implement that fact? - Larry the Larryhog (talk) 14:57, 12 August 2019 (UTC)