Scamper Chandler
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Scampers Chandler
Chris' Cat.
Not much is known about Scampers other than she's fucking huge like the rest of Chris' family and has only ever appeared in photographs or in the background of videos.
Scampers is not house trained and the Chandlers freely let their Cat shit all over the kitchen, which Chris on several occasions has slipped on. This adds further notion (along with Bob's refusal to wash himself and Chris' stench of sweat and piss-satined underwear) that their family is incredibly unhygienic.
Suffice to say that Chris vastly preferred his dog as a pet.
Scampers' first video appearance
(Check lower left of the screen from 2:12
- Even poor Scampers has to drag herself into frame from the sheer shame of it.)