Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel
wherein chris is
Transcript
Max: Why not [barely audible] Chris: Huh? Max: [inaudible] Chris: How come there-I might be a little later... tonight, so basically this will be our chat, yeah, at this point. Probably get my, uh-[interrupted by Max] Max: [again, what she says in completely inaudible] Chris: *sigh* [long pause, presumably Max is talking, but barely anything is heard but a single "But uhh..."] Chris: Who? [Woah? I dunno.] Okay, who took it? Max: [inaudible again] Chris: Well, PLEASE tell me who took it. Max: Shut up [I shoulda?] [inaudible] Chris: *small sigh* Chris: *big, stressed sigh* Look, Maaaaaaax... [pause] Ah, Jesus Christ... *sigh* [pause] *sigh again* Well, if I ask you for my PSN back, you're not send m-you're not gonna send Julie here. Just wanna make sure we're understood here. And also, what happened to my-my-I just checked on SonichuandRosechu.com, it's not there! Max: Alriiight, [inaudible] Chris: *sigh* Yeah... Max: [inaudible, but something can be heard from his end] Chris: *inhales, sighs hard* [pause] Chris: *inhales, sighs hard yet again* Alright, I want my-Alright, I want my stuff back. *sigh* [Max probably says something here, but nothing can be heard] Alright, well- Wait, I'm sorry, can ah- Ugh... oh... Oh geez! I want Julie, I WANT JULIE! Max: [says SOMETHING] Chris: *sighs* Look, ah- Uh... Quit messing around! Max: [inaudible] Chris: Come on, this is serious! Max: [inaudible] Chris: *sigh* Well, look, I'm sorry, I definitely w- Max: [interrupts, presumably talking about the PSN or Julie deal] Chris: *sigh* Yes... Yes I accept that. Max: [inaudible] Chris: Uh... Jesus Christ... [Max turns into JULAAAAAYYYYYY] Julie: [inaudible] Chris: *sigh* Uh, Julie! I-Uh... Y-Your brother found out that I can get my PSN account back and-and my Yahoo! account back, since uh... well, s-s-since apparently these people have hacked into my PSN and my Wahoo account, and I think-uh... anyway, they made me choose-made me have to make a choice: You or my PSN and my Yahoo! account. Julie: [probably saying "Did you pick the latter?"] Chris: No, I chose you. Julie: [inaudible] Chris: Yeah... Yeah! Alright-Alright, but listen, Jolie, do me a favor, try to uh-try to get my Wahoo and my PSN account back from your brother for me. *sigh* Julie: [inaudible] Chris: *sigh* Julie: So, how are you liking your... [inaudible] Chris: Not easy, but I'd rather have my true love. Yeah. Julie: [again, inaudible] Chris: Alright. Yeah. Julie: [inaudible] Chris: Alright, well who took it? Julie: My brother did. [HOORAY I CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE SAID] Chris: *sigh* That much comes to me at no surprise. [5:13 mark]