User talk:Beat/Sandbox

Chris and Remorse

Yeah, you're on to something interesting here. The pattern of long-winded explanations in his apologies is clear -- see also his excruciating descriptions of sex acts for Megan back in the day. One of the crucial components of a good self-delusion is the belief that everyone else thinks exactly like you do, or would if you just had the chance to explain things... Dkaien 18:50, 3 November 2009 (CET)

Good so far. I think a key component of his "remorse" is that, over and over again, he's really just sorry that he got caught. This is very similar to the behavior of small children, who often fail to understand the difference between the mechanistic action-and-reward system of apologizing and averting trouble, and genuinely regretting a past error. Yet another example of the fact that Chris's only real problem is that he sees the world through the eyes of a five-year-old. Pretty much all of his fucked-up misadventures can be traced back to that. Sygerrik 20:16, 3 November 2009 (CET)

Chris's Closed Mind

I like what you're putting together. I was actually starting to write up an article intended to be something like, "Chris and Hypocrisy," to discuss all the things Chris does and is okay with, but then turns around and condemns others for doing the same things. I hadn't gotten far, but I'd planned to touch on some of the same things you're discussing here. Alteceastlansing 06:53, 3 December 2009 (CET)

Chris and Hypocrisy is awesome, so I'm just gonna see if I can incorporate what I've written here into it. It's entirely possible however that taking that action would just make Chris and Hypocricy LESS awesome, so I might just delete this altogether.--Beat 01:58, 14 December 2009 (CET)

Asperchu

If we have a main namespace article, this should really be called "Asperchu." We're more interested in what actually is invoking Chris's rage and not the guy himself. Instead, what I suggest is we have an Asperchu article which is somewhat along the lines of what you're going at here (documenting the relationship between Chris and Asperchu) while maintaining the Fan page where readers can read more about specifics of Asperchu (characters, plots, etc.). --Champthom 03:08, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

Asperchu already redirects to Fan:Asperchu. I figured that since Chris was screaming for Alec's death, that made him a notable troll. Still, I guess I can tweak it a little bit to be about Asperchu instead of Alec.--Beat 03:29, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

I really like the page so far, though Champthom is right that it should be focused on Asperchu first and Alec second. ALBASPERCHU 10:30, 11 January 2010 (CST)

When the man himself tells you to rewrite it, I fucking rewrite it! This shouldn't take long.--Beat 16:42, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

Your observations on Wild

You're exactly right. Chris cares about Wild's opinion because he thinks Wild has a personality. Remember, he thinks Bubbles has a "caring, but stern" personality when she is in fact utterly one dimensional. Same with all of the Rosechus and it's not a far cry that the Sonichus suffer the same fate. He doesn't have to show us their personalities because he already knows that, so we should as well. Chris is, after all, the guy who expected us to know what he dreams about.

Chris doesn't want to off Simonla because then he'd fear that Wild would come after him(Kind of like Xent's Magi-chan fic), and he'd have to kill Wild too. Then the Combo might try to kill him for murdering their leader, and he'll have to kill them and all of their satellite characters. Reginald, Layla, Blake, Silvana...then Sonichu would protest the murder of his friends and attack Chris, so he'd have to kill him. And then Chris will have made Rosechu a widow, and he'll have to kill her, as Crystal was not a Pokemon in the dream and Rosechu cannot be his sweetheart. And then he'll have to kill her kids so they won't be orphans, thus offing Crystal.

Tl;dr, if he kills Simonla he'll go on a murderous rampage and eventually kill the Sweetheart Sue and the Crystal Sue.