Talk:Gal pal

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Does Chris actually have any friends? At all? --Sonicow 00:48, 28 September 2009 (CEST)

  • I guess not. --UJ1985 04:07, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
  • The thing is that he did at one point; back in high school and before. Most likely because he was forced into real social interaction on a regular basis, he made the adjustments to be as normal of a person as he would allow himself to/could be. Thus, he wasn't the complete and utter failure that he is today (though he still failed really hard). After graduating he was allowed to isolate, lose all connections he'd had, and eventually degenerate into the bedroom-dwelling LOLcow we know him to be today. --LizardPie 05:24, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
  • He does have friends now. Spoiler - the closest things to real friends are in fact, trolls. Most of the "friends" Chris will tell you he has are really people who talk to him at church who are probably more along the lines of acquaintances (at most). Oh, and he counts his parents as friends, lol. --Champthom 05:52, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

How about Miss Vivian?

--Sonijew 11:51, 1 December 2009 (CET)

New Gal-pal page!

It seems Chris has learned nothing about the dangers of revealing personal information about himself or others on the internet, and has just posted a new page with the bio's of all women he has considered to be gal pals. There are quite a few that haven't been mentioned yet, and could be questioned for further information... Should we try questioning them?

http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Gal-Pals_and_Past_Sweethearts

--SargentPickles 21:01, 18 April 2010 (EST)

  • Think that's bad? I think that last one is The fucking Wallflower. GDI, Chris. GDI all to hell. We do all this to keep her from being dragged through all this after what happened nearly two months ago and Chris does it anyway.--Blazer 01:07, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
    • Well, we can officially say he's finally scarred her for life now... Her names out there, and no doubt she'll be plagued by trolls wanting more info on Chris. It's just like Megan all over again... --SargentPickles 21:11, 18 April 2010 (EST)
  • Jesus Fucking Christ. All of them. Just... All of them... What the fuck is he thinking? Oh, also, he confirms that he found his way into Liquid's E-Mail. I'm going to assume Liquid allowed him access, much like Smantha Thaddeus in ages past.--Beat 01:20, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
  • On a practical subject, I've saved the page in case he gets a clue and takes it down, and no, I don't think it's wise to pester any of them. Most of 'em are girls he met a decade ago or more anyway. Dkaien 01:25, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
  • The fact that he list's Kellie Andes and Tiffany Robinson as his "sweethearts" just prove how delusional he is... He really believes he had a romantic relationship in grade school, and that Kelly Andes was his girlfriend in high school (interestingly enough, he adds "in my opinion". Perhaps this is proof he is slowly retreating into his own fantasy world...) --SargentPickles 21:26, 18 April 2010 (EST)

The Christian Truth

this is enlightening. So apparently this is the best explanation we're going to get for why he's doing these monumentally idiotic things. He's unsatisfied with our disclosure of the truth, and is trying to counter it by sharing his own version. Normally this would be hilarious, but the fact that he's apparently planning a whole page on the wallflower's got me too pissed off to laugh right now.--Beat 01:28, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

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