User:Thepicklesuitintheman

I know dick about editing wikis, so sorry if I step on any toes. I'm just a fellow 28-year-old,¹ late-20-something HFA virgin¹ loser who's unemployed and lives with his parents, but I'm actively looking for work and volunteering and stuff and I listen to a word that comes out of another human being's mouth, so Chris's abject refusal to do any of that just fascinates me. While I'm hesitant to try to say quite what he's thinking because I don't have any more experience with him than anyone else on here, I see a lot of similarity among the idiotic ideas I had about human behavior when I was like 9 and their effects and what Chris says and the effects on his life. Most of my edits are probably going to be just petty grammatical shit and jumping onto the dog pile, I am working on theories about his beliefs which I'll want kind of peer-reviewed. Some of what I say might even sound like I have any sympathy for him whatsoever, which I don't. I just feel like I know a little about what's going on in that big, greasy, stupid, blubbering head of his. Maybe everyone on here feels that way. Feel free to let me know if anything I say is fucking retarded.

Also, I bathe. I bathe, too, which is another... yeah.

¹I'm turning 28 in a couple weeks and wasn't expecting to, y'know, fuck anyone before then, but silly me!