User:16BitAlex

My notes on the Chris-Chan phenomenon:

It all started when I was surfing TVTropes one day, and came across a page for Sonichu. I thought "how bad could it get?" While the comic was lousy enough, Chris's life is better than any TV show.

One little note: The one time I went to the Pokémon Trading Card League, it was at the Books-A-Million that Chris volunteered at. I know that Chris worked the place at the time I went, because it was before the Neo (Gold and Silver) series cards. I only remembered getting gypped out of my Zapdos in a lousy trade and then losing to a creative player that kept bending the rules, and neither involved Chris.

My project, Chris-Chan: Rock Band : User:16BitAlex/Chris-Chan Rock Band

It's sad that I don't even have anything resembling experience to put on a resume, or even a driver's license. However, I have a reason for both. I am in college on practically a full scholarship (meaning a job would be an obstacle to my study and play), and I was too young to take driver's ed the year it was offered.

Of all of Chris's sweethearts and gal-pals, I think Ivy was the prettiest, going by both the drawings of her and the photographs that were supposedly of her in "Boyfriend". I love red hair. On the flip side, JULAAAY! was by far the least attractive.

Chris connections

We both:

• are fans of Sonic, Pokémon, and Guitar Hero
• went to Chesterfield County Public Schools
  • failed English in 10th grade only to make honor roll status upon graduation
• have a link to Leonard Bearstein. He gave Chris his name, I had a teddy bear of him when I was younger
• are out of shape, though I'm much less out of shape than he is.
• hate a certain food. Him, pickles. Me, apples.

Major differences

• Chris struggles to play Guitar Hero on Hard Guitar, ignores Bass, and probably would fail out of even Easy Vocals. (I don't know what difficulty he plays drums on). Meanwhile, I play Expert Guitar/Bass, Hard Vocals, and Hard Drums, and am quickly progressing through Expert Drums.
• He's on PS3, and his music game of choice is Guitar Hero. I'm on Hex-Box, and I prefer Rock Band.
• Like Liquid, I play the real guitar. Unlike Liquid, I play mostly electric.

My proposal for a new forum: RuleCWC

With the PVCC strictly the domain of the old guard and the majority of /cwc/ and ED members being morons and idiots who think "digging up Patti" and "JULAY!" are funny respectively, we need a new forum for those who wish to discuss Chris.

This new forum will have four main sections: The Archive, Current Events, "Fan" Work, and Off-Topic. It will be semi-private: The Archive will be public.

For The Archive, we will need some help from a PVCC member. We will have all Chris-related data copied, post-by-post. This is so that the P (private) in PVCC still means something, as the PVCC has good stuff related to Christory, and the alternative is making the PVCC public. The forum is closed, except for a section on discussing the previous sagas - visible only to RuleCWC members "citizens" with a few posts.

Current Events will also be visible only to citizens with a few posts. This is to prevent another Sydney incident where Chris discovers a current plan on the troll forum. New posters will only be able to post in the Off-Topic forum.

"Fan" Work will be public. It can be fan art, fan videos, covers of his songs, "tributes" to him in games, anything. Sorta like /cwc/'s /cxc/ and /kcwc/.

Off-Topic will also be the proving grounds, to weed out Chris, EDfags, and lesser Krapplefags.