Breast Cancer Awareness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9es2xamI57s&f

Transcription

[Chris is sitting in his kitchen with his shirt obviously padded to make it appear like he has very large breasts. Throughout the radio or television plays loudly in the background]

Seriously, though, folks, there is something else that you should be aware of [He scratches his noses, and glances off-screen] you know, breast cancer. You know what that's both us both males and females, regardless of size. [He adjusts his fake breasts, pauses, then laughs]

Anyway, make yourselves aware of this. You should feel your tatas. [Cups his own fake breasts, then a creepy stare at the camera] Feel your breasts. Check to see if you have any lumps, they could be breast cancer. You never know. If you suspect breast cancer, go get yourself checked out with a doctor. Breast cancer awareness. [Draws a ribbon in the air with his fingertip] Pink ribbon.

[Cuts to a closeup on his chest, fake breasts still intact. Radio/TV is no longer in the background]

Hey. Hey hey. Hey! [He grabs the camera, pointing it towards his face] Eyes up here, buddy.