At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange
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| Stardate | 25 October 2010 |
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Pretty much on our final segment of this, uh, tour round Charlottesville and some of my favorite choice [of] places. We got, uh, drive down to- down the corner, and the UVA; the University of Virginia, just coming up on the corner.
[Unintelligible] …folks, because, y’know, red lights, they do come up.[Humming noise from the camera vibrating on the dashboard?] Change, change you stupid light. Red light turn green. [Chris makes some weird noises while waiting for the lights to change] Better yet, green light turn yellow, now. Now. Right now. Oh, it happened. Go figure, sun reflections and everything. Anyway, I don’t very much, uh, particular, what’s on the corner, but there is baha bean[?], did go to a baha bean, that was across fr-across from the Wal-Mart in Charlottesville, little while back. Don’t go there as much. But uh yeah that’s on place, anyway. You’d be in [Unintelligible] medical-medical siren the areas, down to the left there. Which is, uh, you can make a left turn again there from here… going about, uh… westward.
Hey, it’s a truck from Texas. He’s a long way from home! [Sing-song] Red light turn green, red light turn green, c’mon, red light turn green, red light turn green, green, green, red light turn green. There you go. You’d just, uh, enjoy what some of the, ah, corner along the right side of the road as we drive by…
[Chris burps, doesn’t even pardon himself…]
There’s a [unintelligible] just one ever. I know that, uh, there’s, uh, I think there’s a plan 9[?] on that corner now, or at least there used to be. There’s point 9 over… by where circuit city used to be as well. I’m go round circuit city [unintelligible] while it was open… there’s baha bean. And unfortunately they had to close up there shops, too.
Circuit city! There’s one left, come find us! Yeah all the way up, probably in Canada. Toronto, Canada. Or, better yet, you don’t have to travel as far for some of our good deals, you can go to our website which is still up, even though our stores are closed. We have an online store in our one location, Toronto, Canada. Circuit city! Where service is state of the art... or at least was! Now, it’s like, seemingly out of date. The ol’ plug socket, that went into the pavement.
[singing] Everybody wants to sing a song [do-do-do-ing] A few cause of a rape ‘round here lately, it’s kinda sad really, but y’know, at least the students are more aware. And I’ll just turn to mah left now, where you can see some of the, uh, campus buildings… the buildings of the, uh, University of Virginia, the campus [Voice eerily goes low]grounds[low voice ends] and all that. Don’t know much about ‘em, expect for… my father was [unintelligible] GU here, one year. But they were doing Jazz-marathon 1989. I remember the year at random just now. Please forgive the reflective sunlight.
Uh, the university of Virginia, the university of Virginia, in the city, of which was founded by Victor Thomas Jefferson, and the letter ‘Z’, and a statue in front of that building! I believe there’s a postcard with that image on there as well.
Mmm. Gimme a little bit more… toward the, uh, grounds, then I’ll have to wrap this up, ‘cause I’m running low memory.
[Sings to a bastardized tune of ‘Ghostbusters’]There’s something strange, in your head, who ya gonna call? Mr. Fred! He wets the bed! Rig-a-doo-a, Mr. Fred wets the Bed! Ewww… Oh, and I say, here’s a bad host! It’s a ghost! Who ya gonna call? Another ghost! To get rid of the first ghost. I mean, especially with a boy ghost, ya call a girl ghost. Or otherwise you’d call … uh, can’t make a left turn here… Otherwise, if it’s a girl ghost, ya call a boy ghost. Either way, ya call a ghost to get rid of the first ghost… can’t make a left turn here… anyway there’s some more stuff down there and, uh, tennis courts over there and I know there’s a soccer field around the corner there, and I’m gonna pretty much wrap it up here. This has been a fun little tour [Chris turns the camera to him] on a day out with me. Thank you very much, and have a good d-[Video ends]