Talk:ToJackie

Umm Yeah from 2:10, I was fucking scared for my life after that vid. It's a shame that Chris will never find a "Real" woman that will love him for who he is. Also I'm not transcribing this shit I'm too creeped out ShinGokuIAM 10:48, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

I just transcribed this. You really need to watch the video to see how frightening his face is. Then again, he's HFA, so he's willing on fabricating any emotion necessary to get sex. --Uhh… this is Riley Martin. ^{O-Qua Tangin Wann} 10:56, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Gahh! I looked! Fucking hell, I looked into the eyes of insanity! *vomits* Fuck, my chicken nuggets! Gahh... Seriusly, this batch almost had me thinking Chris had jumped the shark (that comic #10 remake...zzzzzzZZzzzz...), and then this video at the end. Real horroshow. SO! From this video, we can infer some things: Chris has still yet to actually physcially meet Jackie, and Chris latest compuslion is transgender in nature. Seriously, what did he think he was gonna acheive with that "feel eachother up" stuff? We can add some lines about Chris and doublestandards on Dyke China, women's rights. Also, Chris is unable of being empathic, and thus, incapable of telling what girls are feeling; Like the other "don't leave me" ect videos, these are usually done after the "heartsweet" (troll) starts tearing into Chris for not doing enough things (and in the case of the one exception (Megan), when she told him to back the fuck off).--Xavier orona 22:27, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Sooooo.....yeah, do we add jackie to the "past" part of the sweethearts template?--CaseHa 17:27, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Jackie probably didn't break up with Chris, just perhaps expressed some concerns. --Anonymax 17:54, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Wish we could get a better look at that bible, but from the blur we see, it's safe to say it's probably old, but still pristine condition.--Xavier orona 22:15, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

It's not even a goddamn bible. It looks like an old PSX video game box or something.--Herpderpflerp 00:01, 31 October 2010 (PDT)

I wonder if he actually has any idea how serious swearing on a bible really is. Granted, I know many people who don't take the book seriously, but I think Chris misses the point that doing so constitutes an oath with perceived repercussions for breaking it. --Spoonman 02:44, 31 October 2010 (PDT)

Bible

Athiestfag here, but I have a friend who has a bible with silvery page corners, so when you look at it from the side it looks silver. He could have something similar. Look at the frame below. Looks to me like it's got a spine (on the right) and pages (based on the image gradient towards the bottom of the object). I duno lul

Freecell 04:33, 31 October 2010 (PDT)

When i First saw it i thought it was a stack of PS3 games, it could be a book, but looking at the light reflection it's either a nice bible with silver lined pages (unlikely), or something wrapped up in plastic, a unopened DVD box set perhaps?--CaseHa 10:00, 31 October 2010 (PDT)

If it were a stack, would it really have a straight side like that? He picked it up/was holding it pretty sloppily, so I don't imagine it would stay so organised. It might not be a bible, but whatever it is, it looks to me like it's one object. Freecell 13:08, 31 October 2010 (PDT)

In the video CWC with Bible - Leviticus, I think we can see the bible he's holding is golden on the corners and got a soft cover. So, how can he hit it as a hard cover book? Why the pages are silvery? Why we see so little of it since it's always out of the camera's angle? I think this is a vulgar plastic box and that Chris is lying to us. Griffintown 15:22, 31 October 2010 (PDT)

Looking at that video, the gold effect could have been created by the horrible quality of his camera. It would be nice if it were just a game, but evidence doesn't point to it. CaseHa said it might be wrapped in plastic, but if you look at this second image (below), you'll see that the cover is not reflective. The cover also appears to be blue/purple/whatever, which is common with bibles. This is a bible, guys.

Freecell 06:18, 1 November 2010 (PDT)

Either way, bible or games, probably never fucking opened.--Xavier orona 11:18, 31 October 2010 (PDT)