User:Sparklemilhouse

Things I unfortunately have in common with Chris:

-We both went to community college -- but at least I did something with my associates degree.

-We both drive or have driven Ford Escorts -- however, mine was a 2000 sedan, and I have since acquired a more grown up car.

-I've shopped at the infamous Fashion Square Mall Chris has been banned at.

-I'm fat too, but at least I find clothes that don't accentuate my fatness, unlike Chris.

-We both learned about Long Island iced teas via Marge Simpson.

- If Jackie was real, we would have gone to the same college together.

-Frightfully, [1] I had the same makeup colors that Tomgirl Chris has sitting around my makeup collection.

-I get a tiny tugboat because I lost my job, but at least I have to earn my tiny tugboat by looking for jobs every week.

What I did when I found out Chris was arrested and put in jail for 2 days for stalking Michael Snyder

[2] Holiday, celebrate.

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