Anna McLerran

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A crudely drawn Strongbad

Anna McLerran (born 30 July 1985^[1]) met Chris through her job at the Pac Sun in the Fashion Square Mall. Chris has a tendency to pace in front of the storefront of various stores. The events occuring shortly after he decided to stop annoying the employees at Ambecrombie & Fitch and start annoying the employees at the Pac Sun were what inspired her short story 'The Tale of the Crazy Pacer'.

After Christian discovered the aforementioned story on Encyclopedia Dramatica he impersonated her to soften up his creepiness with this quote in the follow-up "Note From Anniebannany".

“	I wrote that blog back when I didn't know Chris personally. I got to know him soon after that, and we became real friends. He's a really nice guy, with a great sense of humor. Yes, to the outsider he is quirky, and some of his actions and the things he says can be funny, but at the same time he cares deeply about his friends, and all the other good stuff nobody looking at this page wants to hear about. I just wanted to put that out there, though, since I obviously can't permanently delete the blog inclusion. I'll just have to wait until this whole website is shut down for good.	”
Chris talking out of Anniebannany's asshole^[2]

It was later discovered that while it is clearly Christian that wrote that, it was not too far from the truth. Anna had actually befriended him, whether or not it was to quietly troll him and laugh at his stories or it was genuine remains to be seen. Many people lean towards the former as she appears to have a bit of a sadistic streak. While she is well known to defend her friends to the bitter end, Christian included, she has a prejudice against the mentally handicapped, (who doesn't?) implying that autstic people should be embarrassed for being, well, autstic.

“	C-Chan continues to crack me up with his antics. I know he's straight, but LAWD. If that boy would just heed even a few of my warnings, I flatter myself to think he'd go far.	”
Anna (clearly delusional)^[3]

Anna has attempted to break into the art world with a seldom updated DeviantART account, but her interests lie in writing. Anna has announced plans to write a book encompassing the life and failure of Chris-chan.

She currently resides in Salt Lake City, Utah, far from Chris, working as a Shipping Manager for the Family First Foundation ^[4]and going to LDS Business school trying to get some bullshit Executive Assistant degree^[5].

Despite her openness to CWC trolls and her willingness to help, she is disliked by many PVCC and #sonichu regulars, accusing her of being an "attention whore" who promises information on Chris but never delivers, or providing well known information (notably about his name change).

Anna's B-Day/Going Away Party

Before Anna left for Utah, Chris decided to throw a birthday/going away party for her ^{[citation needed]}. Fortunately for trolls, it was documented and Chris is seen outside of his natural habitat, attempting to socialize with his peers.