Talk:Chris humps his PS3

And to think if he really wanted to change his image, he would be done with doing stuff like that. --SD70ACe 07:44, 25 July 2009 (CEST)

Honor roll my ass

360 / 2 = 120!?!11bacon?!!?@2? Good job public education system.

• Don't be so quick to judge, it could also be 130. God, how did he even pass his classes? I mean, other than sympathy/trying to avoid a law suit for kick the autistic. --LizardPie 08:47, 25 July 2009 (CEST)

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I'm wondering if there should be a note added to this about how Chris was both out of breath by 2 minutes and unable to stand, how the hell does he think hes going to be able to maintain speed during sex? Akira Takizawa 12:20, 25 July 2009 (CEST)

• Also Chris raping solid inanimate objects may be the reason his dick has that fucked up bend in it. J1mbo 02:39, 26 July 2009 (CEST)

• • And I think the PS3 is like, 11 pounds or something? His arms are so weak that he can't even hold 11 pounds without them hurting or getting tired. Sauerkraut131 07:57, 27 July 2009 (CEST)

I dunno about this one, guys...

He was "black mailed" into doing this.

This is as lulzy as getting as someone giving a blowjob at gunpoint is sexy. (It isn't!)

• The thing is, at gunpoint, your life is at stake. All that was at stake here were Chris's foreign PS3 accounts. Chris apparently places more value on his foreign PS3 accounts than he does his dignity. --Champthom 06:26, 1 August 2009 (CEST)
• OP here. Good point, Champthom.